Post by Keybo Shabaz on Jan 8, 2010 1:27:11 GMT -6
(Everybody wants you by Damone plays in the background, signaling the start of nCws favorite TV show, the Pulse! A highlight clip of nCws finest is shown for an opening montage. Fade in a sound stage, with a large desk and a neon "The Pulse" sign behind it. A man sits at the desk, black suit, gray tie, he shuffles the papers in front of him as the music fades and the camera shifts into position.)
Keybo: Just when you think this can't get any better, it does! It was a great week of fallout action from Transgression, and just in time for the brand new Women's division and the re-re-return of Suspense!
The Pulse!
You heard me.. The Women Cometh to nCw, and they are ready to throw down! But that's not until later.
Keybo: First show of the new year was exactly as exciting as you'd come to expect. You did watch it, right?
Trauma
Donovan Hale vs. Fergus Callaghan
Keybo: He was. And he outlasted the Irishmen. Hey, maybe you shouldn't have called the guy's friend a whore without cause?
Donovan Hale 1-0
Mr. Red vs. Gabriel Karras
Keybo: Tarnish thine name of Deadpool, and thou shall be stricken down. So sayeth, the Keybo.
Mr. Red 1-1
Harold Campbell vs. Lance Ryan
Keybo: Well, at least Campbell can't blame not having his riot shield on this one. Or is that the other way around.
Lance Ryan 2-1
Keybo: The first show was everything you'd expect and more after a great New Years hangover.
Collision
Freakke the Clown vs. Jack Hammond
Keybo: And apparently, Freakke has more in the tank than we thought. Kudos
Jack Hammond 2-2
Sexy Jason and Mr. Mysterio vs. Andrew Jacobsen and Temepstad
Keybo: I'd suspect that if Jacobsen wasn't the X Division champion, we might be looking at a possible Tag team champion right here.
AJ and Tempestad 3-2
Kristoff Bates vs. Xavier Cross
Keybo: Why do people named Xavier seem to enjoy letting me down?
Xavier Cross 3-3
Dirty Deal and Motor City Mafia vs. Chris Cobain/Atreyu/Joe Everyman/The Ace
Keybo: And the first big slugfest of 2010 ends with Cobain taking a major shot at Atreyu. Not sure how smart of an idea that is, but hey, whatever works, right?
Cobain/Atreyu/Everyman/Ace 4-3
Angel vs. Rob Diamond
Keybo: Bets were taken, and then called off. Yea, bad joke, I know. But Angel had some measure of revenge against his brother in law, and that's alright with the universe.
Angel 5-3
Falcon vs. Nelly Angel vs. Jimmy Zane
Keybo: Well, it wasn't a title match. But these guys acted like it was. Complete with the drama of being half a second too late. Will this be the start of the age of Zane? Finally? Who knows..
Nelly Angel 5-4
Week: 5-4
2010: 5-4
Keybo: So, I start 2010 about as well as 2009.. just a little above average. But hey, a thousand dollars a match would have still netted you a G. So all is not lost.
Keybo: And now.. we celebrate.. the return.. of Suspense!
Suspense
Ayla St. James vs Zelda Knite vs Emma Danielson
Women's Tournament - Round 1
Keybo: The first match of the women's tournament has a Canadian soap star, a former nCw World Champs little sister, and binge drinker with a bad attitude. Ok, that last one is a fib, but you get the idea.
Zelda Knite
Tempestad vs Mr. Mysterio vs Sephiroth Du Lac vs Gabriel Karras vs Xavier Williams
Keybo: I won't even start with the jokes here.
Tempestad
Maria Williams vs The Cat Lady vs River Kane
Women's Tournament - Round 1
Keybo: By proxy, I'm also going to be anti Mrs. Joe Everyman. Sorry Maria, but it's his fault. So, it's either that crazy lady with all the cats. Or Mrs. Spike Kane. Who by virtue might be more crazy...
The Cat Lady
Fergus Callaghan vs Will Washington
Keybo: I'd be careful of who you make fun of here Fergus. Will doesn't seem like the guy to mind snapping your neck in favor of just beating you.
Will Washington
Keybo: And voila, then end of Suspense. But that's just the start of the weekend.
Trauma
Julietta Lee vs Cassandra Ryan vs Sammie Rene
Women's Tournament - Round 1
Keybo: Mrs. Dark Prophet (former) is nuts, check. Mrs. Lance Ryan is also apparently nuts, check. And then there's Sammie Rene. Who likes to break people. Awesome.
Julietta Lee
Xombi vs Donovan Hale
Keybo: Freakke tests out of of his new personalities against Donovan Hale. I just hope he doesn't insult the guy's friend. That never ends well.
Donovan Hale
Motor City Mafia vs Harold Campbell and Mr. Red
Lumberjack Match
Keybo: This is nice. Dirty Deal once again gets to ruin a match their not involved in. I hope these four guys decide to leave each other alone and just beat the hell out of you two rednecks.
Don't care as long as DD loses
Rob Diamond vs Nelly Angel
Keybo: These two have been trading barbs since before the riot match, and now they get a chance to settle it. Hopefully they both can walk away when it's over.
Nelly Angel
Keybo: Two thirds of the way home, come on guys you can make it.
Collision
Gib vs Ricky Johnson
Keybo:[/color] The Rock star returns. Though, when he gets a peek at this, he might not want to. Gib does not play.
Gib
Sexy Jason vs Andrew Jacobsen
Keybo:[/color] The Sexy System will get put to the test this week. Jacobsen managed to be a part of getting the upperhand over Jason last week. But that was, in fact, last week.
Sexy Jason
Sally Martinez vs Emma English vs Roxi Johnson
Women's Tournament - Round 1
Keybo:[/color] The final match of the women's tournament pits a certified women's wrestler against a Dutchess and Mrs. Ricky Johnson. You girls made it to the big stage, show em what you got. In the ring. Why, what did you think I meant?
Sally Martinez
Kristoff Bates vs Brad Kane vs The Ace
Keybo:[/color] Three premier athletes from the pinnacle of wrestling fight it out for nothing more than the chance to say, 'Yea, I won'. And that's what it's all about really.
Brad Kane
Lance Ryan vs Jimmy Zane
Keybo:[/color] Lance used quick thinking to eliminate Zane from the Riot match. And Zane responded by trying to splatter his brains all over ringside. Now, this is the measure of bloody revenge they both crave.
Lance Ryan
Falcon and Angel vs Chris Cobain and Atreyu
Keybo:[/color] Anyone else smell set-up here? Falcon and Angel may be opponents at Metamorphosis, but they're still friends and neither share any love for Cobain. And it just to happens that Cobains partner is also familiar with one of the two names across the ring. Run, Chris, run.
Falcon and Angel
Joe Everyman vs Steve Awesome
Xtreme Rules
Keybo:[/color] And so Collision ends with Joe Everyman getting the crap kicked out of him by the Innovator of Awesomeness. In Xtreme rules. Because Joe has had 100 matches here. Careful what you wish for, Joe.
Steve Awesome
Keybo: And we come to that time where I welcome my guest. He is the Dark Messiah, Jimmy Zane!
(Wil pulled a Colt McCoy on my show. Just FYI)
"Hey, join me again next week on my new night, THURSDAY, when my guest in the studio will be the Honored one himself, Atreyu! Questions? Comments? Do you fight fight fight till the break of dawn? Send them in to:
TheShabaz@newchampionshipwrestling.com
Or Call the studio lines at 1-866-555-3737
And I'll see you here next week!"