Post by JFK on Jan 27, 2010 16:38:10 GMT -6
I got big money I drive big cars,
everybody know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star,
everybody know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star,
everybody know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star
everybody know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star,
everybody know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star,
everybody know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star
The scene opens on a familiar setting, Kole Kaos' office on the top floor of Kaos Towers home of Kaos INC. We can see the man himself standing in front of his oak wood desk. He's wearing the finest designer suit, no off the rack crap like some talent ware, this is custom made and fitted, his long blond hair pulled back off his face tied into a pony tail behind his head. He gives a light grin as his hands slip into his pocket.
"Failure Mysterio? Really?...Failure."
Kole shakes his head and pulls a hand out of his pocket and motions around the room, to the skyline behind him were we can see the sun setting and the Seattle Space Needle in the background.
"Failure is not a word I would use to describe my life Mysterio, hardly at all. You on the other hand...well...that's a different story. But I guess I need to spell these differences out to you more clearly. You see this office Mysterio? This is my office. In my building, the second tallest in Seattle I might add. This isn't some fly by night sweat shop like Jason's got going on, this isn't some hole in the wall office space that he most likely rent's, or leases. This isnt some bull**** repackaged Slim Fast like what Jason is selling for pennies on the dollar, no. This is home to a multimillion dollar business, a business that I helped build to that stature. Sure, we stumbled, we had a few issues on the way up to the top, but we are now the world leader in providing buying selling and profiting off metal, metal...used in chairs, in weapons, in computers, everything around you Mysterio, has a touch of Kaos to it. My grandfather started this business as a steel mill, my father after him had a dream to make it bigger than that, and I...made that dream happen. Failure is not a word I understand Mysterio. Failure is not...and option."
He chuckles a bit and motions for the camera to follow him to the door, he opens the double wood doors to show the office space outside of the room, filled with rows of cubicles, and happy little worker bees, if KLB is watching this right now, he's either having a panic attack, or a ragging hard on...perfectly normal my ass.
"See these people Mysterio? These people, they work for me. Unlike you, who works for someone else. I am not the failure Mysterio, not by a long shot."
We see a sexy brunette walk up to Kole, at first we might not recognize her as the last time we saw her she was a blond, but on the second look we can tell it's Kole's wife. She walks up to him and kisses him on the cheek then looks over to the camera. She apologies and says she didn't realize he was busy before walking off, Kole tilts his head to the side as he watches her ass bounce left to right in her black skirt as she does.
"And just so we are perfectly clear Mysterio, since you don't seam to pay that much attention to...details, another difference between you and me, and why I am where I am, and you are...well...Jason's bitch. Me and my wife there, even with all the issues we've had in the past, we are still very much married. Very much happy, and she is very much satisfied. I find it funny that you would bring that up however, I mean, really? Questioning my manhood Mysterio? Have you even been with a woman? In the biblical way that is, you know, sex? I highly doubt it, not unless it was paid for, and I hope she was paid very very well."
He heads back into his office closing the door behind him as the camera follows. He heads to his desk removing his jacket and tossing it on a pure gold coat rack before sitting in his executive chair. He turns and faces the skyline.
"As far as my wrestling career goes, sure, it hasn't been what I wanted it to be to this point, but after this Sunday, that will all change. Metamorphosis is a perfect name for this paid per view, seeing as it will be the metamorphosis of Kole Kaos, from the butt of jokes, to the nightmare of men. When I started out in this business I was hired strictly for my size and power, I was told by my, then, teacher to just play dumb, be the comic relief, and watch his back no matter what, shortly after that, I suffered a neck injury that almost took me out for good. But I fought throw it, I trained harder, I came back briefly as a manager to those two idiot rednecks, almost lead them to tag team titles, but they lacked the talent to get the job done, so I made my comeback, here, in nCw. It was here that I formed the most feared stable nCw has ever seen, a stable that everyone hated, yet they all envied. The Corporate Empire beat everyone, the Social Idiots, The Age of Repetitiveness, everyone who stepped to us, got stepped on. Crushed beneath our heels. Then, my own brother in law turned on me, the same man whom I introduced to his wife, my sister! And I got tossed into the loony bin for a few months. And for what? Because I got a lap dance? Because I had a bit of fun while I was in Vegas, psha."
Kole turns back towards the camera.
"But I'm all better now. hahahahahaHAHAHAhahaha."
He laughs for a minute before his face slowly goes back to a stable normal look.
"Mysterio, I've just been a victim of circumstance, a victim of bad luck, but no more, no longer, will I be the victim. Now, come this Sunday, I will once again set the bar for all the matches to come, once we step out to that arena, there will be no rules, no limits on the punishment I can dish out to you, and you can try to kick me low again, hell that might be the only way you get out of this match in one piece, because if you don't, I'm going to break anything and everything I can get my hands on over your dumb, thick, stupid masked head. I'm going to Kaos Bomb you throw every table I can get you near, and once I'm done punishing you, I am going to make you tap to the Crossface of KAOS. And once it's all said and done, it will be you...who will be known as the failure. I am the dominate gene of nCw Mysterio, I am better then you, and this Sunday, like the big bad monster boss my kid beats in his video games, you will be Konquered."
Fade to black as we hear The Game once more over the speakers.
I got big money I drive big cars,
ery'body know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star,
ery'body know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star,
ery'body know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star
ery'body know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star,
ery'body know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star,
ery'body know me,
it’s like I’m a movie star