Post by Jabari Woodhead on Jan 28, 2010 17:19:19 GMT -6
*Enter Fergus Callaghan wearing a green away Boston Celtics Jersey with a green Boston Red Sox Hat. He is wearing black workout pants with two green strips running down the side of the pants. Fergus has a bottle of water in his left hand and a sweat towel in his right hand. Fergus takes a drink of his water and begins to speak*
Fergus: What's wrong Xavier? Do you not want to talk about me? Do you only want to talk about the past. The past that has such people as Angel, The Ace, and Rob Diamond. All who are quite possibly future hall of famers. Angel and Rob Diamond are still in what you would call the prime of the career while The Ace is definitely in the town turn of his career. I'm sure as we watch Metamorphosis this week you will see just how washed up you and Ace really are. Both of you will more then likely get embarrassed by me and Joe Everyman. I guess when I really think about it though X. The Ace may be on the down swing in his career but at least he is still getting title opportunities. I mean you haven't been a champion in 10 months and that was as X-Division Champion and you lost to Nelly Angel. Losing to Nelly Angel is like losing to Hexx. It really is detrimental to ones career.
*Fergus unscrews the cap of his water bottle and takes another drink before reapplying the cap*
Fergus: Xavier, I heard Bishop calling you "Black Jesus, the salvation for the streets" I don't know if that's really a good thing now Xavier. I don't think the young men and women should be looking up to such a washed up loser such as yourself. They should look up to someone like me. A person who was in a position much like yourself but unlike you I decided to redeem myself and make a new name for myself. I mean I was a laughing stock just like you Xavier but after a few simple self corrections I am now a much better wrestler and a much fiercer competitor but you will learn that soon enough
*Fergus takes another drink from his water bottle and looks around. People are walking to and from stores around him*
Fergus: I hope for the sake of the people that watch this program don't buy what you are selling Xavier. I don't mean to disrespect African-American's but it seems that when they hit a rough patch in the road to turn to selling drugs or counterfeit Louis Vuitton purses. So which is it right now Xavier. Are you trying to sell cocaine to these fine people or are you trying to sell Louis Vuitton purses because if you want to get into selling fake purses and watches and **** I'm sure you would be better off just selling these on the streets in your ghetto of choice. Sell it to your fellow low income people and make them think they are special or will actually amount to **** in this tough world. Maybe when you get down doing that you can maybe pull your head out of your ass and get your damn wrestling career back in order or maybe after you get done selling these items and if you are able to avoid going to jail for it maybe you should go back to wrestling school and if you some how make it out of there maybe you should just stick around the Indy wrestling scene and let the professionals such as myself continue to make the big money while wrestling.
*Fergus starts to walks down the sidewalk. It is revealed that Fergus is in Orlando getting ready to watch the Boston Celtics take on the Orlando Magic*
Fergus: Well Xavier this is where I leave you for now. I've got a ticket to watch the Boston Celtics whoop up on the Orlando Magic. I'm sure they will whoop up on them like I will whoop up on you and Jack Wilde who has been oddly quite this week. Maybe he is finally confused like the rest of us. I mean he comes from Nashville, Florida. The place was really nice. It had a combination of palm trees and beaches from Florida mixed with the great hospitality of Nashville, Tennessee. Nashville, Florida is maybe the greatest place on Earth even though no has ever heard of it. Not even the people that live there know it exists. I mean my GPS said it was Nashville, Florida but everyone there kept calling it like Daytona Beach or something. I was really confused but whatever. I enjoyed the day in the son. I'll see you the next time the cameras catch up to me. Just remember. I am better then you....and I know it.
*Fergus walks off camera and the scene fades to black as the chorus of Just Close Your Eyes by Story of The Year plays over the black*
Inside of me a light was turned on. Then I was alive.
If you close your eyes, Your life a naked truth revealed,
Dreams you never lived and, scars never healed
(scars never healed)
In the darkness life will take you to the other side,
And find me waiting there, you'll see if you just close your eyes.
(Close Your Eyes)
Fergus: What's wrong Xavier? Do you not want to talk about me? Do you only want to talk about the past. The past that has such people as Angel, The Ace, and Rob Diamond. All who are quite possibly future hall of famers. Angel and Rob Diamond are still in what you would call the prime of the career while The Ace is definitely in the town turn of his career. I'm sure as we watch Metamorphosis this week you will see just how washed up you and Ace really are. Both of you will more then likely get embarrassed by me and Joe Everyman. I guess when I really think about it though X. The Ace may be on the down swing in his career but at least he is still getting title opportunities. I mean you haven't been a champion in 10 months and that was as X-Division Champion and you lost to Nelly Angel. Losing to Nelly Angel is like losing to Hexx. It really is detrimental to ones career.
*Fergus unscrews the cap of his water bottle and takes another drink before reapplying the cap*
Fergus: Xavier, I heard Bishop calling you "Black Jesus, the salvation for the streets" I don't know if that's really a good thing now Xavier. I don't think the young men and women should be looking up to such a washed up loser such as yourself. They should look up to someone like me. A person who was in a position much like yourself but unlike you I decided to redeem myself and make a new name for myself. I mean I was a laughing stock just like you Xavier but after a few simple self corrections I am now a much better wrestler and a much fiercer competitor but you will learn that soon enough
*Fergus takes another drink from his water bottle and looks around. People are walking to and from stores around him*
Fergus: I hope for the sake of the people that watch this program don't buy what you are selling Xavier. I don't mean to disrespect African-American's but it seems that when they hit a rough patch in the road to turn to selling drugs or counterfeit Louis Vuitton purses. So which is it right now Xavier. Are you trying to sell cocaine to these fine people or are you trying to sell Louis Vuitton purses because if you want to get into selling fake purses and watches and **** I'm sure you would be better off just selling these on the streets in your ghetto of choice. Sell it to your fellow low income people and make them think they are special or will actually amount to **** in this tough world. Maybe when you get down doing that you can maybe pull your head out of your ass and get your damn wrestling career back in order or maybe after you get done selling these items and if you are able to avoid going to jail for it maybe you should go back to wrestling school and if you some how make it out of there maybe you should just stick around the Indy wrestling scene and let the professionals such as myself continue to make the big money while wrestling.
*Fergus starts to walks down the sidewalk. It is revealed that Fergus is in Orlando getting ready to watch the Boston Celtics take on the Orlando Magic*
Fergus: Well Xavier this is where I leave you for now. I've got a ticket to watch the Boston Celtics whoop up on the Orlando Magic. I'm sure they will whoop up on them like I will whoop up on you and Jack Wilde who has been oddly quite this week. Maybe he is finally confused like the rest of us. I mean he comes from Nashville, Florida. The place was really nice. It had a combination of palm trees and beaches from Florida mixed with the great hospitality of Nashville, Tennessee. Nashville, Florida is maybe the greatest place on Earth even though no has ever heard of it. Not even the people that live there know it exists. I mean my GPS said it was Nashville, Florida but everyone there kept calling it like Daytona Beach or something. I was really confused but whatever. I enjoyed the day in the son. I'll see you the next time the cameras catch up to me. Just remember. I am better then you....and I know it.
*Fergus walks off camera and the scene fades to black as the chorus of Just Close Your Eyes by Story of The Year plays over the black*
Inside of me a light was turned on. Then I was alive.
If you close your eyes, Your life a naked truth revealed,
Dreams you never lived and, scars never healed
(scars never healed)
In the darkness life will take you to the other side,
And find me waiting there, you'll see if you just close your eyes.
(Close Your Eyes)