Post by Kelly Fox on Jan 31, 2010 4:15:01 GMT -6
I just don't know where some people get their misinformation from, what makes them spout from the mouth half trues, and some down right lies. Concerning my "lovely" opponent this week, I gotta say she's spread some stupid ones about me and right now, I'm thinking there is something that needs to be said, something of major and utter importance, and that is, that Julietta Lee... sucks and she's a big mean jerk. There I said it. I'm sorry if it's blunt, I'm sorry if it hurts anybody's feelings, but it's the truth, and I can prove it. How Zelda?! You may ask, well it's quite simple, with video game analogies of course.
My first example, is going to be one I'm sure a million video game geeks are goingt o see coming a mile away, but that's ok because my point will still stand, my point will still be valid because unlike JL, I'm telling the truth.
See where I'm the more technical wonder for my time, addictive gameplay, and vine swinging fun, Julietta is a stupid contrived alien who has to walk around falling in pits eating Reeses pieces. Yeah... real thrilling there, fighting hordes of crocodiles... doesn't even compare right? Julietta is ridiculed, like ET... nobody takes her seriously, where she is a deranged house wife pretending to be a wrestler, ET was a cheap tactic to cash in on a hollywood movie pretending to be a video game. There is much a like between them. ET is a chubby little ugly alien and Julietta would be but I think she was born in the US, so just scratch off the alien part. I on the other hand, am non stop action, despite my age I stand out above the crowd because of my pure talent level. Fun and addicting, a marvel for the time, I'm Pittfall, the wrestler other wrestlers will be trying to imitate for years to come.
Now if that isn't enough for you, I have more examples of the ineptitude of one Julietta, of the women who walks around trying to act like just because she's older and crazier that she is better than me.....
Before I get some goofy, zit faced nerd cussing me out over email... hear me out. Julietta, she's Super Mario Bros 2 here, you wanna know why? Because she's a complete rip off! She's the imported game with Mario characters slapped on it at the last second. She's riding some “Xtreme Fad” thinking it makes her look oh so cool and edgey, when really she is some game about arabian dudes just trying to pretty herself up on the outside. Any fool can tell you this isn't a Mario game, just like any fool can tell you that Julietta isn't a real wrestler. Me on the other hand, I'm the game that goes back to the roots, yet adds more excitement to the mix, I've been given the super leaf and given the green light to soar into the sky, take things to new levels. If you need a better point, how about this... how do you defeat the final boss of Super Mario Bros 3? You send him plummeting to his doom by having him fall into a bottomless pit, how do you defeat Wart in Super Mario Bros 2? You feed him veggies! Completely and totally lame, something else Julietta has in common with SMB2.
Lets see here, I'm going to start with me on this one. Super Metroid, took the old Metroid mechanics and graphics and refined them, took what worked and added to it without drasticly changing much of anything. The power ups were still there to find, the bosses were still hidden and had to be beat to advance, it was the same game, yet just so much better. That's me, I'm taking the tradition of wrestling and I'm adding my flavor to it, I'm not trying to cash in on the bleeting fad of Xtreme, I'm not trying to catch people's eyes by having to top myself every night with something new and outlandish. I'm out there to put on a show and leave them wanting more. You're leaving people wanting to take their hammers and smash them into your cartridge for being such a poor excuse of a platformer. Platformers are so simple, yet so addictive and fun when done right, and here is where you come in Julietta... Xtreme is simple... smash somebody until they bleed...coold. Yet you take that concept and turn it into something so completely and utterly ludicrous that nobody can't help but laugh at you. You took the concept of Extreme and have turned it into nothing but a joke, just like Tim Allen starring in a game called Home Improvement, but is fighting dinosaurs and mummies.... you've ruined something that could have been so great, because you strayed from the original material.
For years people waited for this, a game that was supposed to revolutionize the industry, the hype was mounting patience's were wearing thin, it was becoming a fever pitch. People could hardly wait, and they were struck with the monstrosity that was Superman 64. Just like with NCW, people have been waiting for this Women's division for years, people have been wondering when NCW was going to take that step. Some had even doubted it would ever happen, and when it did... this is what we got? Twenty women who joined up, that were basically photo copies of each other? They were all “Extreme” they were all “Violent” they were just plain “hardcore” yet none of them were what you call... interesting at all. They had bland controls, they had stupid structures, and moronic gameplay. Excapt one... the crown jewel of this Division, the Ocarina of Time, Zelda Knite. I'm the one who is going to revolutionize this sport of women's wresting, I'm the one who's taking a classic game and merging it into a new 3D era, and breaking all the records. I am breaking out on new ground, revolutionizing this company with my mix of technical skills and high paced action, you on the other hand are bringing everything back down, making people realize why wrestling isn't considered a real sport, you are giving us real wrestlers a bad name with your lame attempts to be one of us. Why don't you take your cape and go home, and leave this business to us with actual talent?
I'm ushering in the new age of Women's wresling Julietta, and I'm doing it the right way. I've been working hard, I've been respecting the roots of this company and I've been staying true to the spirit of wrestling. What have you done? You've tried to be edgey, you've tried to make your presence known by being the most obscure person imaginable and nobody is buying it. Oh goody, somebody who loves flames, somebody who dances with the wolves, we don't care, and the fans don't care. You're old news, washed up, and right now all you're accomplishing is embarrassing yourself.
I don’t know who you think I am Julietta, I don’t really care, because you’re obviously misinformed…. Me? A rich beotch? **Laughing** how truly naive can one person be? If you call being forced to live off your brother for half of your life because that’s the only way you can get anywhere with a drunken worn down old man for a father, than yeah…. I’m rich behind belief. See I’m only rich in the metaphorical way of being rich, that I have everything I need, because Adam is there for me, but don’t you for a second get me confused with Kelly, I’m not rich, I’m not a snob, I just don’t shy away from the truth, and the truth here is….. that I’m frankly better than you, and this Sunday it will all play out in front of your eyes.
My first example, is going to be one I'm sure a million video game geeks are goingt o see coming a mile away, but that's ok because my point will still stand, my point will still be valid because unlike JL, I'm telling the truth.
See where I'm the more technical wonder for my time, addictive gameplay, and vine swinging fun, Julietta is a stupid contrived alien who has to walk around falling in pits eating Reeses pieces. Yeah... real thrilling there, fighting hordes of crocodiles... doesn't even compare right? Julietta is ridiculed, like ET... nobody takes her seriously, where she is a deranged house wife pretending to be a wrestler, ET was a cheap tactic to cash in on a hollywood movie pretending to be a video game. There is much a like between them. ET is a chubby little ugly alien and Julietta would be but I think she was born in the US, so just scratch off the alien part. I on the other hand, am non stop action, despite my age I stand out above the crowd because of my pure talent level. Fun and addicting, a marvel for the time, I'm Pittfall, the wrestler other wrestlers will be trying to imitate for years to come.
Now if that isn't enough for you, I have more examples of the ineptitude of one Julietta, of the women who walks around trying to act like just because she's older and crazier that she is better than me.....
Before I get some goofy, zit faced nerd cussing me out over email... hear me out. Julietta, she's Super Mario Bros 2 here, you wanna know why? Because she's a complete rip off! She's the imported game with Mario characters slapped on it at the last second. She's riding some “Xtreme Fad” thinking it makes her look oh so cool and edgey, when really she is some game about arabian dudes just trying to pretty herself up on the outside. Any fool can tell you this isn't a Mario game, just like any fool can tell you that Julietta isn't a real wrestler. Me on the other hand, I'm the game that goes back to the roots, yet adds more excitement to the mix, I've been given the super leaf and given the green light to soar into the sky, take things to new levels. If you need a better point, how about this... how do you defeat the final boss of Super Mario Bros 3? You send him plummeting to his doom by having him fall into a bottomless pit, how do you defeat Wart in Super Mario Bros 2? You feed him veggies! Completely and totally lame, something else Julietta has in common with SMB2.
Lets see here, I'm going to start with me on this one. Super Metroid, took the old Metroid mechanics and graphics and refined them, took what worked and added to it without drasticly changing much of anything. The power ups were still there to find, the bosses were still hidden and had to be beat to advance, it was the same game, yet just so much better. That's me, I'm taking the tradition of wrestling and I'm adding my flavor to it, I'm not trying to cash in on the bleeting fad of Xtreme, I'm not trying to catch people's eyes by having to top myself every night with something new and outlandish. I'm out there to put on a show and leave them wanting more. You're leaving people wanting to take their hammers and smash them into your cartridge for being such a poor excuse of a platformer. Platformers are so simple, yet so addictive and fun when done right, and here is where you come in Julietta... Xtreme is simple... smash somebody until they bleed...coold. Yet you take that concept and turn it into something so completely and utterly ludicrous that nobody can't help but laugh at you. You took the concept of Extreme and have turned it into nothing but a joke, just like Tim Allen starring in a game called Home Improvement, but is fighting dinosaurs and mummies.... you've ruined something that could have been so great, because you strayed from the original material.
For years people waited for this, a game that was supposed to revolutionize the industry, the hype was mounting patience's were wearing thin, it was becoming a fever pitch. People could hardly wait, and they were struck with the monstrosity that was Superman 64. Just like with NCW, people have been waiting for this Women's division for years, people have been wondering when NCW was going to take that step. Some had even doubted it would ever happen, and when it did... this is what we got? Twenty women who joined up, that were basically photo copies of each other? They were all “Extreme” they were all “Violent” they were just plain “hardcore” yet none of them were what you call... interesting at all. They had bland controls, they had stupid structures, and moronic gameplay. Excapt one... the crown jewel of this Division, the Ocarina of Time, Zelda Knite. I'm the one who is going to revolutionize this sport of women's wresting, I'm the one who's taking a classic game and merging it into a new 3D era, and breaking all the records. I am breaking out on new ground, revolutionizing this company with my mix of technical skills and high paced action, you on the other hand are bringing everything back down, making people realize why wrestling isn't considered a real sport, you are giving us real wrestlers a bad name with your lame attempts to be one of us. Why don't you take your cape and go home, and leave this business to us with actual talent?
I'm ushering in the new age of Women's wresling Julietta, and I'm doing it the right way. I've been working hard, I've been respecting the roots of this company and I've been staying true to the spirit of wrestling. What have you done? You've tried to be edgey, you've tried to make your presence known by being the most obscure person imaginable and nobody is buying it. Oh goody, somebody who loves flames, somebody who dances with the wolves, we don't care, and the fans don't care. You're old news, washed up, and right now all you're accomplishing is embarrassing yourself.
I don’t know who you think I am Julietta, I don’t really care, because you’re obviously misinformed…. Me? A rich beotch? **Laughing** how truly naive can one person be? If you call being forced to live off your brother for half of your life because that’s the only way you can get anywhere with a drunken worn down old man for a father, than yeah…. I’m rich behind belief. See I’m only rich in the metaphorical way of being rich, that I have everything I need, because Adam is there for me, but don’t you for a second get me confused with Kelly, I’m not rich, I’m not a snob, I just don’t shy away from the truth, and the truth here is….. that I’m frankly better than you, and this Sunday it will all play out in front of your eyes.