Post by Jack Wilde on Feb 3, 2010 10:51:51 GMT -6
The camera starts taping a scene that was airing live on the TVs of every nCw fan , the place was a backstage area, that contained a locker full of wrestling clothe that were thrown like they were a little piece of sh*t , there was also a chair with a USA flag on it , there wa also a little TV and near her there were many DVDs like ''The Best Of Macho Man , Randy Savage , Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan'' , ''Hot Rod's Collection'' , somebody was watching old tapes from the good ol' days where people tought wrestling was real until the Duggan/Iron Sheik thingy that ruined with its reputation , coming back to the scene , the camera identifies a little sound coming off the locker room , It sounded like Hulk Hogan's theme song , so the poor cameraman went to see what was happening and then Jack Wilde came out of nowhere , wearing Hogan's T-Shirt , Randy Savage's Tights , Ultimate Warrior's armbands , Hot Rod's Skirt and The Immortal One's glasses , the cameraman tought he didn't took his medicines of the day , and then came The Coach , wearing some Jimmy Hart' clothes and using a buzz , speaking the phrase ''The Geek One is HERE !!!!''
HEY , cameraman ! You're looking at the Great One , The People's Geek , The Immortal Nerd , Macho Geek , The Geek Warrior , The Hot iPod , JACK WILDE ! And tonight Macho Geek is going to face a little young kid that thinks he is the man , but hey , Evans ! WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE GEEKSTER GOES WILD ON YOU ?
Jack Wilde suddenly starts doing Hulk Hogan's muscle taunts
Me and The Coach are going to rule nCw because the Macho Geek is gonna beat y'all ! I'm the Great One , and I dare you to go ONE ON ONE with THE GREAT ONE ! To all millions of fans watching nCw right now , I need your energy , so , to get your energy , every night go to bed and say your prayers , drink milk and eat vitamins , you will become a hero and a great person , and that's tested by The Real Geek , JACK WILDE !
The Coach suddenly interferes in Jack's promo , using his buzz
OH YEAH EVANS ! You're looking at the great one , the prototype , the future nCw World Champion ! There's nothing you can do ! He defeated every single wrestler in the world from NY to Tokyo , and now you stand on his way , you're another victim of the Geek Warrior ! You better watch out !!!!!!!
EVANS , YOU'RE MINE ! WAIT FOR ME AT THE RING , YOU WILL REGRET EVERY SINGLE WORD YOU SAID ! JACK WILDE , LADIES AND GENTLEMAN !
Jack Wilde and The Coach walk out of the cameraman's vision and the scene slowly fades to black
Jack Wilde
HEY , cameraman ! You're looking at the Great One , The People's Geek , The Immortal Nerd , Macho Geek , The Geek Warrior , The Hot iPod , JACK WILDE ! And tonight Macho Geek is going to face a little young kid that thinks he is the man , but hey , Evans ! WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE GEEKSTER GOES WILD ON YOU ?
Jack Wilde suddenly starts doing Hulk Hogan's muscle taunts
Jack Wilde
Me and The Coach are going to rule nCw because the Macho Geek is gonna beat y'all ! I'm the Great One , and I dare you to go ONE ON ONE with THE GREAT ONE ! To all millions of fans watching nCw right now , I need your energy , so , to get your energy , every night go to bed and say your prayers , drink milk and eat vitamins , you will become a hero and a great person , and that's tested by The Real Geek , JACK WILDE !
The Coach suddenly interferes in Jack's promo , using his buzz
The Coach
OH YEAH EVANS ! You're looking at the great one , the prototype , the future nCw World Champion ! There's nothing you can do ! He defeated every single wrestler in the world from NY to Tokyo , and now you stand on his way , you're another victim of the Geek Warrior ! You better watch out !!!!!!!
Jack Wilde
EVANS , YOU'RE MINE ! WAIT FOR ME AT THE RING , YOU WILL REGRET EVERY SINGLE WORD YOU SAID ! JACK WILDE , LADIES AND GENTLEMAN !
Jack Wilde and The Coach walk out of the cameraman's vision and the scene slowly fades to black