Post by Alex Jones on Feb 3, 2010 23:34:27 GMT -6
“My voice will be heard today”
“Jason Evans!”
Chad lights is seen running with a cameraman behind him furiously, sweat dripping from his brow, microphone in hand, up ahead we see Jason Evans slowly turn around, Chad catches up out of breathe and pants loudly.
“Ja-Jason.....I needed to get your thoughts on Jack Wilde’s comments”
“And you are?”
“I’m Chad..Chad Lights I work for NCW....”
Jason raises an eyebrow in an inquisitive manner.
“So what you’re like..an interviewer or something?”
“You might say that”
“Oh, uh, what did Jack Wilde say?, I didn’t really catch it, I was doing something more exciting...”
“Which was?”
“..watching grass grow....”
Chad pauses for comedic effect.....
“Well he pretty much dressed up in various parts of famous eighties wrestlers garments and cut a promo about being some kind of geek superhero....”
“I kind of wished I watched it now....”
“It was quite entertaining...”
“No I just wanted to see it so later I can ask him wear to buy a pair of repo man glasses....”
“Uh huh....”
“Look Chad, I may be new here but even I can see that Jack Wilde is a complete joke.”
Jason folds his arms over his chest as a confident smirk comes across his face.
“I did see the little promo, I saw how he never once explained why when we first saw him he had a different name. He completely ignored it, I believe it’s called “no=selling” in the biz. And another thing, he does know our match is this Friday right?. It’s a few days away cos it seemed to me he thought we were going to be going at it right then and there.”
“I don’t know, he seems special”
Jason sighs and runs a hand over his tied back blonde hair.
“Jack, we get the joke, we do, we’ve seen it before, the whole parodying old legends. It’s been done time and time again and the joke is over and NOBODY is laughing. Well actually we are laughing, but we’re laughing at you not with you. We’re laughing because you’re pathetic, not because you’re funny. “
“Your mouthpiece coach seemed to speak a little and made even less sense than you. He told us all you’ve beaten every wrestler from new york too Tokyo. Really?, So you’ve beaten all the guys here in NCW?. Cause that statement seems to imply that, And while I’m a newcomer here I’ve had my fair share of wins elsewhere, but this is NCW and it’s a new day and a new company and you are just a new piece of meat that I get to tenderise and rip apart in front of thousands.”
“I do plan on meeting you in the ring Wilde. But trust me when I say this..on Friday...the joke is over....”
“So what are YOU gonna do?..brother....”
Jason shakes his head and turns to walk away, chad reaches out and grabs his arms
“While I have you here, I have to ask, what are your goals in NCW?”
Jason laughs and shakes his head
“Now that Chad is for another time...”