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Post by destroyyou555 on Jan 8, 2008 14:46:03 GMT -6
About Maven Dropkick
1. The real reason Davey Ortega doesn't win the nCw World Title is because he is always struck going against Maven Dropkick
2. The reason why Spike became Straight Edge was because he was once hit with Maven Dropkick and all the drugs were ejected from his body.
3. Maven Dropkick was really in processing of the World Title, he just let Christian Kane hold it
4. Castor Holland really didn't kill Spike dad, It was Maven Dropkick
5. The real reason, Trent lives on Planet Helms is because he was knocked out of Orbit by Maven Dropkick
6. Lance Ryan got his story backwards, he didn't punch out a guy in a bar because his wife was hitting on her, The Guy was Maven Dropkick who knocked Lance Ryan into a Jail Cell
7. Maven Dropkick is the real reason for Reckless Jack Absence
8. Maven dropkick was the one who really threw Seth Drabble out of nCw
9. The Reason Joe Everyman no shows matches is because he owes Maven Dropkick 5 dollars
10. Adam Knite was paralyzed in IWF, But it was Maven Dropkick that allowed him to walk again.
11. Maven Dropkick is the real reason Leonard Fox wants Kelly to work at the announcer table.
12. Maven Dropkick was the one who stabbed Vertigo Dirtmurder
13. Maven's Dropkick is the reason why Davey Boone died
14. In IWF, Mercedes once felt Maven dropkick which led to her death
15. Maven's Dropkick took a big dump once and Made TVO clean it up
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Post by Bannedingo on Jan 8, 2008 16:51:54 GMT -6
you should add the 's to all of them, it makes it seem like your talking about a person and not a person's move, btw if it diddn't kill boone and fire seth i'd still be pissed that it stabbed me
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Post by Joe Everyman on Jan 8, 2008 22:35:37 GMT -6
*Goes and cries*
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Post by Spike Kane on Jan 9, 2008 4:37:16 GMT -6
haha....damn dropkick...I'd spent so much on those drugs.
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Post by Adam on Jan 9, 2008 8:09:06 GMT -6
I always found the funniest way to read a Trent Helms' post is to read it exactly how he spelled it.
"processing of the world title"
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Post by Spike Kane on Jan 9, 2008 10:14:00 GMT -6
yeah i spotted that too.
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Post by Steve Awesome on Jan 9, 2008 19:30:37 GMT -6
16. Steve Awesome's abs came with a lot of hard work. Yeah right. He used to be morbidly obese! Until he was hit with the Maven Dropkick. Upon doing so Maven's Dropkick was quoted by saying "Don't say I don't do anything nice!"
Even Maven's Dropkick does good deeds.
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Post by Bannedingo on Jan 9, 2008 22:15:40 GMT -6
that S.O.B killed kurt cobain.. im uniteing chuck norris's dropkick sean connery's beard and jack skellington's dance to kill that damn dropkick..
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Post by Spike Kane on Jan 10, 2008 5:15:18 GMT -6
ahem...roundhouse kick
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