Post by Recklessly Happy on Feb 9, 2010 5:37:20 GMT -6
FIGHTING HARD NOW!!!!!
( The scene comes alive with the greatest work out song ever playing... Whatever that song from "Rocky" is called where he does all his running. We open in a gym where Mr. Happy is running on a tread mill and Randy Angel is standing behind him with a bull whip. )
Happy: GETTING STRONG NOW!!!!
Randy: FASTER!
*WHIPAH!*
Happy: OHHHH!! Is that really necessary?
Randy: Do you wanna beat the guy who said your mom was sleeping with that cape wearing loser Rob Diamond?
Happy: But... But he says he didn't say that.
*WHIPAH!*
Randy: Who are you going to believe, some guy who wants to kick your ass Friday or the guy trying to help you get ready to kick his?
( Happy thinks about it for five seconds too long. )
*WHIPAH!*
Happy: Ok, ok, you, I believe you.
Randy: Good. Lets take five. I'm in desperate need of some not piss flavored alcoholic beverage.
( Randy Angel turns to walk away then turns back. )
*WHIPAH!*
( Now he walks away. Happy walks over to a bench and sits down for a second. His nasty hairy sweaty body glistens under the lights in the gym, the welts on his back look pretty sweet though. Happy wipes at his forehead, his paint does not smear because it's awesome. )
Happy: Hi Jason, I heard what you said and while I'd like to believe you didn't make fun of my mom, Randy said you did and he's my friend and he wouldn't lie to me.
Nelly: Yes he would.
( Nelly Angel strolls on through the scene and Happy immediately perks up. )
Happy: NELLY!!!!!
Nelly: Hi.... Happy....
Happy: Hey are you going to watch my match this Firday?
Nelly: Probably.
Happy: YIPPIE!!!!! Then we can smurf right?
Nelly: No.
Happy: Cuddle?
Nelly: No.
Happy: Air snuggle?
Nelly: I'll think about it.
Happy: ALLRIGHT! Now onto my opponent Jason Evans. Jason, I love you and you need to know that. Really, I do. You seem like a real sweet guy and I want you to go far in nCw, you deserve it. It's not often we get a guy who just comes out and tells it like it is without going off on some crazy insult filled tirade. Your the kind of guy I could see myself with in five or ten years, maybe with a kid or two and definitely a dog.
( Nelly shakes his head. )
Happy: But I guess that all really depends on Friday night and how things go. I've seen some people take these matches too far. I mean, I've seen people totally lose it over a match, like where the go crazy and attack people with chairs and stuff. Crazy right? I KNOW! But it happens and I want you to know I'm not one of those people Jason. I wrestle because it's fun and I like to do it. Not to mention the way your body feels against mine as I squeeze the life out of you. I hope you moisturize, I hate dry itchy skin, gives me a rash. Anyways, Mr. Happy loves you and I can't wait to give you the biggest HUG you've ever had.
( Happy smiles then suddenly starts convulsing and falls over. Randy Angel is behind him with a cattle prod. )
Randy: What did I say about sounding like Nelly?
Happy:...d....d....d....d.....d.....d.....d.....
( He pokes him again with the prod and his whole body gyrates from the electric shock. )
Happy: Don't.
( Randy Angel just shakes his head and looks at Nelly. )
Randy: What am I going to do with you two?
( Fade to black. )
( The scene comes alive with the greatest work out song ever playing... Whatever that song from "Rocky" is called where he does all his running. We open in a gym where Mr. Happy is running on a tread mill and Randy Angel is standing behind him with a bull whip. )
Happy: GETTING STRONG NOW!!!!
Randy: FASTER!
*WHIPAH!*
Happy: OHHHH!! Is that really necessary?
Randy: Do you wanna beat the guy who said your mom was sleeping with that cape wearing loser Rob Diamond?
Happy: But... But he says he didn't say that.
*WHIPAH!*
Randy: Who are you going to believe, some guy who wants to kick your ass Friday or the guy trying to help you get ready to kick his?
( Happy thinks about it for five seconds too long. )
*WHIPAH!*
Happy: Ok, ok, you, I believe you.
Randy: Good. Lets take five. I'm in desperate need of some not piss flavored alcoholic beverage.
( Randy Angel turns to walk away then turns back. )
*WHIPAH!*
( Now he walks away. Happy walks over to a bench and sits down for a second. His nasty hairy sweaty body glistens under the lights in the gym, the welts on his back look pretty sweet though. Happy wipes at his forehead, his paint does not smear because it's awesome. )
Happy: Hi Jason, I heard what you said and while I'd like to believe you didn't make fun of my mom, Randy said you did and he's my friend and he wouldn't lie to me.
Nelly: Yes he would.
( Nelly Angel strolls on through the scene and Happy immediately perks up. )
Happy: NELLY!!!!!
Nelly: Hi.... Happy....
Happy: Hey are you going to watch my match this Firday?
Nelly: Probably.
Happy: YIPPIE!!!!! Then we can smurf right?
Nelly: No.
Happy: Cuddle?
Nelly: No.
Happy: Air snuggle?
Nelly: I'll think about it.
Happy: ALLRIGHT! Now onto my opponent Jason Evans. Jason, I love you and you need to know that. Really, I do. You seem like a real sweet guy and I want you to go far in nCw, you deserve it. It's not often we get a guy who just comes out and tells it like it is without going off on some crazy insult filled tirade. Your the kind of guy I could see myself with in five or ten years, maybe with a kid or two and definitely a dog.
( Nelly shakes his head. )
Happy: But I guess that all really depends on Friday night and how things go. I've seen some people take these matches too far. I mean, I've seen people totally lose it over a match, like where the go crazy and attack people with chairs and stuff. Crazy right? I KNOW! But it happens and I want you to know I'm not one of those people Jason. I wrestle because it's fun and I like to do it. Not to mention the way your body feels against mine as I squeeze the life out of you. I hope you moisturize, I hate dry itchy skin, gives me a rash. Anyways, Mr. Happy loves you and I can't wait to give you the biggest HUG you've ever had.
( Happy smiles then suddenly starts convulsing and falls over. Randy Angel is behind him with a cattle prod. )
Randy: What did I say about sounding like Nelly?
Happy:...d....d....d....d.....d.....d.....d.....
( He pokes him again with the prod and his whole body gyrates from the electric shock. )
Happy: Don't.
( Randy Angel just shakes his head and looks at Nelly. )
Randy: What am I going to do with you two?
( Fade to black. )