Post by Alex Jones on Feb 9, 2010 17:45:12 GMT -6
“Rebirth of the temple”
The scene opens on a sunny day somewhere in southern California. Winter never really touches this part of the world but some people are wearing jeans and t-shirts instead of board shorts and no shirts at all. Sitting at a small corner shop with a can of “monster” in his hand is Jason Evans. Black sunglasses covering his eyes, his long hair tied back showing his mid length sideburns.
“Hey Jason”
Evans turns his head and cocks an eyebrow seeing Chad lights standing in this sunny setting still wearing an interviewer like suit and a microphone in his hand, Jason turns his head slightly and sighs seeing the camera.
“I can’t even have a drink without being followed can I?”
“No no you can’t”
Jason gets to his feet and downs the rest of the can before crushing it up and putting it into the nearest recycling receptacle. After all keeping the world clean is up to us all.
“I’m guessing you’re here to talk to me about Mr Happy and his promo showing Randy training him and Nelly popping in for a quick hello?”
Chad slowly nods
“This guy Mr Happy, he...scares me.”
“He does?..why?”
“He’s so, so, so, nice. But it’s kind of creepy, offering to “smurf” people. The cuddling the air-hugging all of it. It’s impossible to dislike the guy. He may come off a little you know...”howdoyoudo” but still he seems like a sweet caring guy. I just don’t know what to do Chad, how can I punch a guy in the face who just wants to cuddle?.“
“You could pretend you were a redneck and he was your wife that just wouldn’t stop talking...”
“Wow...just....wow.....”
“I’m sorry, that was my father talking not me at all...I apologise”
Jason looks Chad up and down and takes a small step back.
“I just want to say that I-“
Jason looks at Chad who raises an eyebrow
“You’re sick..”
Jason takes the mic and shakes his head
“Stand over there wife beater....”
Jason turns his attention back to the camera as Chad stands near the entrance of the store trying not to make eye contact with anyone.
“Happy I just want to say that I think it’s amazing that in this testosterone fuelled environment you can stay so positive and uplifting and I apologise for any comments I made about you or your sweet mothers parenting skills. I’m sure she was an amazing woman who did as best she could raising her son. “
Jason turns his head as Chad inches closer
“HEY HEY HEY....back over there...”
Chad again slinks back and stares at his feet
“But Happy. You’re being misled my friend. Nelly can see it, he can see his brothers deceiving ways. But you can’t because you think he’s your friend, so Happy I hope you forgive me for this but I have to address Mr Angel.”
“Randy, you tried to poison your brother’s mind and he resisted you, he stayed his own course and is still the pillar of honesty, honor and virtue that you could never be. And now here you are trying to poison poor Mr Happy, how do you sleep at night Randy?. Lying to him about things I supposively said?, using a cattle prod on him?.”
“You are a horrible person and horrible people deserve to get their asses kicked. So while I have no choice but to face Happy in a match and beat him it’ll be a wrestling match, but if you decide to poke your head up at ringside, well let’s just say there’ll be one less “Angel” in NCW. “
Jason turns around and hands the microphone back to Chad
“And you stop thinking about beating women...”
Chad blinks and looks at the camera as the scene fades