Post by Jack Wilde on Feb 17, 2010 10:35:01 GMT -6
The scene opens with The Coach and Jack Wilde , sitting on two steel chairs , Coach is with his casual attire , wearing a polo shirt , huge jeans and brown boots , while Jack was with his university wrestling clothes , there's a huge HD 42'' Television , the TV was showing two guys with badass weapons , shooting in aliens , the camera moves foward and then we see that under the TV there's an XBOX 360 , the cameraman moves the camera to the sides , showign Jack , that was very concentrated on the game , while The Coach was calm and a little bit nervou , it looked like he was playing XBOX for the first time
Jack Wilde : YAY ! HALO RULEZ !
The Coach : Damn , those aliens are too strong , Jack !
Jack Wilde : Oh , let me handle it !
Jack's character quickly throws a grenade that landed near a bunch of aliens , the grenade exploded, and every single alien flew away from the place , saving The Coach's ass
Jack Wilde : Great , everybody's dead , time to find the skull !
The Coach : Why do you need to find a skull ?
Jack Wilde : If I find the skull , I'll get another achievement , and I'll complete 100.000G in only 1 month !
The Coach : How the heck you got 100.000G in less than 2 months ?
Jack Wilde : I spend 3 hours training and 21 hours playing XBOX .
The Coach's scared , he had never , ever seen such a guy like Jack , he's as addicted to XBOX as he is to wrestling , the old man quickly says something , so Jack can calm down
The Coach : Hey , what about your match this Friday ? You failed to win last week , now you have another opportunity !
Jack Wilde : Why ? Fox said I'm here to get my ass kicked , so I get paid and I buy more games .
The Coach : Kid , don't think that way ! With more wins , your salary will improve , and you'll get to buy more kickass games !
Jack Wilde : Really ? So ....
Jack's character reached the skull , but , unfortunately , a little alien shoot him , well , you know what happens ... Jack threw his controller into the TV , and it started to burn , Wilde stood up on the chair , while The Coach was calling the security service
Jack Wilde : I HATE THE WORLD ! I HATE EVERYTHING , I WON EVERY SINGLE ACHIEVEMENT OF ANY GAME IN XBOX 360 , I ALMOST GOT 100.000G IN LESS THAN 1 MONTH , BUT I CAN'T GET A HALO SKULL ! 10G , MOTHER****ER , IT WAS WORTH OF 10G !!!!!! MIKE MACHADO AND YOUR STUPID MANAGER , GET READY , BECAUSE THIS SUSPENSE , I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WHILE THE OTHER GUYS PISS THEIR PANTS OFF WITH FEAR !
Jack takes a deep breath
Jack Wilde : BLAIR ! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME ? YOU'LL NEVER , EVER BE BETTER THAN ME ! YOU THINK YOUR BRAIN WILL SAVE MACHADO ?! HELL NO ! IN WRESTLING , THE BRAIN IS NOT A KEY PART OF THE GAME SINCE BOBBY HEENAN RETIRED , SO , IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED ALONG WITH YOUR PUPIL , GIVE UP , FORFEIT THE MATCH , OR I'LL HAVE TO DRAG YOU UP TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND MAKE YOU LICK MY BOOT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE NCW CROWD ! JACK WILDE , LADIES AND GENTLEMAN , GOODBYE !
The scene slowly fades to black , ending the promo
Jack Wilde : YAY ! HALO RULEZ !
The Coach : Damn , those aliens are too strong , Jack !
Jack Wilde : Oh , let me handle it !
Jack's character quickly throws a grenade that landed near a bunch of aliens , the grenade exploded, and every single alien flew away from the place , saving The Coach's ass
Jack Wilde : Great , everybody's dead , time to find the skull !
The Coach : Why do you need to find a skull ?
Jack Wilde : If I find the skull , I'll get another achievement , and I'll complete 100.000G in only 1 month !
The Coach : How the heck you got 100.000G in less than 2 months ?
Jack Wilde : I spend 3 hours training and 21 hours playing XBOX .
The Coach's scared , he had never , ever seen such a guy like Jack , he's as addicted to XBOX as he is to wrestling , the old man quickly says something , so Jack can calm down
The Coach : Hey , what about your match this Friday ? You failed to win last week , now you have another opportunity !
Jack Wilde : Why ? Fox said I'm here to get my ass kicked , so I get paid and I buy more games .
The Coach : Kid , don't think that way ! With more wins , your salary will improve , and you'll get to buy more kickass games !
Jack Wilde : Really ? So ....
Jack's character reached the skull , but , unfortunately , a little alien shoot him , well , you know what happens ... Jack threw his controller into the TV , and it started to burn , Wilde stood up on the chair , while The Coach was calling the security service
Jack Wilde : I HATE THE WORLD ! I HATE EVERYTHING , I WON EVERY SINGLE ACHIEVEMENT OF ANY GAME IN XBOX 360 , I ALMOST GOT 100.000G IN LESS THAN 1 MONTH , BUT I CAN'T GET A HALO SKULL ! 10G , MOTHER****ER , IT WAS WORTH OF 10G !!!!!! MIKE MACHADO AND YOUR STUPID MANAGER , GET READY , BECAUSE THIS SUSPENSE , I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WHILE THE OTHER GUYS PISS THEIR PANTS OFF WITH FEAR !
Jack takes a deep breath
Jack Wilde : BLAIR ! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME ? YOU'LL NEVER , EVER BE BETTER THAN ME ! YOU THINK YOUR BRAIN WILL SAVE MACHADO ?! HELL NO ! IN WRESTLING , THE BRAIN IS NOT A KEY PART OF THE GAME SINCE BOBBY HEENAN RETIRED , SO , IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED ALONG WITH YOUR PUPIL , GIVE UP , FORFEIT THE MATCH , OR I'LL HAVE TO DRAG YOU UP TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND MAKE YOU LICK MY BOOT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE NCW CROWD ! JACK WILDE , LADIES AND GENTLEMAN , GOODBYE !
The scene slowly fades to black , ending the promo