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Post by Spike Kane on Feb 18, 2010 5:12:42 GMT -6
Post some jokes here.
Please understand though that things posted here may offend people but they are not intended that way, they are just jabs at social stereotypes and attempts at humour.
GO!!!
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Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship. Paddy says "It's awfully quiet tonight" Murphy says "Everyone will be watching the band" to which Paddy replies "There isn't a band playing tonight" so Murphy replies "I defintely heard somenone say 'a band on ship'"
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Chaos reigns at the winter olympics following the unfortunate death in the luge. The Irish bob sleigh team are now refusing to compete untill the course is gritted.
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Man walks into the bedroom to see his wife packing a case. He wask's "where you going?" she replies "I'm off to London, I have heard that prostitutes get £400 a time for what I do for free" The man starts packing hisd case, the wife asks "Where are you going?" he replies "I'm coming too, just to see how the f**k your gonna live on £800 a year!"
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For the English guys:
What would they call a mountain in Liverpool?
Mount-kill-a-man-for-his-giro!
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