Post by Sebastian Slone on Feb 19, 2010 9:26:58 GMT -6
A camera starts rolling, and we are looking straight at Sebastian Slone. He is in the living room of his luxury home in Texas. He seated on a large arm chair, and is dressed as smartly as he always is when not wrestling. In his hand is a glass of red wine. Slone takes a sip of the wine, then leans forward and puts the glass on his overly sized oak coffee table. Slone's eyes turn toward the lens of the camera, and he gives everyone watching one of his trademark smirks.
" Last week Slone destroyed a young man who thought he had what it takes to beat Slone. Slone made this young man suffer, because Slone was in complete control. That young man, Trent Brown, hasn't got a match this week. He probably asked not to be booked, because he felt so down hearted about losing to someone who was so much more superior than himself. Slone took someone who everyone else thought had some promise, and exposed him to be a worthless wretch, incapable of wrestling to the standard of anyone else in NCW. "
Slone leans forward again and takes his glass in his hand he swirls the wine around in the glass gently as he keeps his focus firmly set on the camera.
" This week, Slone faces someone who he rates on par with Trent Brown. This week, Slone's opponent is Jason Evans. Jason thinks that his first two wins in NCW are something to be proud of. Slone has watched both those matches, and can tell Evans that if Slone wrestled how Evans did against such low level opponents, Slone would not be proud of himself.
Evans' first win came against Jack Wilde, a woman... Slone means a man who would rather play computer games all day than train hard and improve as a wrestler. Wilde is not even worthy of a place on the Suspense cards, yet he someone got a main event spot on Collision a couple of weeks ago. This proves what Slone has said before about the bookers of NCW not having a clue what they're doing.
Evans' second opponent was Mr. Tappy, and this was also Evans' second win in a row. Well done Evans, for beating the second no-hoper in a row that you've faced. Slone called this wrestler Mr. Tappy for a reason, and that reason is because he doesn't have the skill set to escape a submission move, so instead chooses to tap out the exact moment one is applied to him. Mr. Tappy taps out after he wakes up every morning, because when he goes to the toilet, he can't escape his own fingers holding his penis! Yeah, Slone made a penis joke! What of it?? "
Slone takes a moment to have a sip of his wine, and savor the flavour. He swallows the wine, enjoying the feel of it gushing down his throat. He puts down the wine glass on the table once again.
" Enough about Evans past. Slone wants to move onto more recent happenings. After finding out that Jason Evans was his opponent this week, Slone said some things which seem to have hit a nerve with Evans. Evans wasn't happy about Slone "verbally abusing" him. Evans put it down to insecurity, yet he couldn't be more wrong. Slone is more secure about himself that Evans will ever be. Slone knows he's a better wrestler than anyone else in NCW, and Slone also knows that nobody will ever be better than him in the ring. Oh, and Evans then commented on the way Slone talks about himself. Well, Slone will tell you now that the reason he speaks like he does is because he doesn't want to sound like Jason Evans, or any of those other jackasses in NCW! "
Slone stands up, wanting to stretch his legs after being sat in the same place for a little while. Now in a standing position, Slone carries on talking.
" Jason had a lot to say about what would happen if he won his third match in a row this weekend. He spoke about a third win being huge for him, and how it would start him out in the direction of achieving all his goals. He then mentioned Slone, saying that Slone is standing in his way of achieving his big three and O. Slone wants Evans to know that Slone isn't going to stand in his way. Oh no, there'll be no standing around in Slone's corner. Slone will be running rings around Evans, making Evans wonder why he even showed up for the match. Slone will dispose of Evans as quickly as he exposed of Trent Brown. This is not what Slone hopes will happen. This is what will happen, whether Evans likes it or not. "
Feeling happy now that the blood is flowing around his lower body fine and his legs won't fall asleep, Slone takes his seat again and reaches for his glass of wine. He doesn't take a sip yet, instead choosing to hold the glass while he speaks up for a final time.
" Evans, Slone knows that he has to earn his place in NCW. Slone never said once that he expected to have everything handed to him on a silver platter. Slone also knows that his amateur career means nothing in NCW, but Slone's amateur career has made him the technical genius that he is today. Yes Evans, Slone is only on a one win streak in NCW. Slone is going to make that a two win streak come Suspense, when he destroys you then pins you for the one... two... three. If you think it's going to go any other way, you definitely do need some sense beating into you at Suspense! "
Slone drinks the last of his wine, and puts the glass back on the table. He stands up and walks out of the cameras view, not even informing the cameraman that he's going to do so beforehand. The camera keeps rolling for a few seconds just to check if Slone's coming back, but he doesn't. The camera then fades to black, the last image being of an empty arm chair.
" Last week Slone destroyed a young man who thought he had what it takes to beat Slone. Slone made this young man suffer, because Slone was in complete control. That young man, Trent Brown, hasn't got a match this week. He probably asked not to be booked, because he felt so down hearted about losing to someone who was so much more superior than himself. Slone took someone who everyone else thought had some promise, and exposed him to be a worthless wretch, incapable of wrestling to the standard of anyone else in NCW. "
Slone leans forward again and takes his glass in his hand he swirls the wine around in the glass gently as he keeps his focus firmly set on the camera.
" This week, Slone faces someone who he rates on par with Trent Brown. This week, Slone's opponent is Jason Evans. Jason thinks that his first two wins in NCW are something to be proud of. Slone has watched both those matches, and can tell Evans that if Slone wrestled how Evans did against such low level opponents, Slone would not be proud of himself.
Evans' first win came against Jack Wilde, a woman... Slone means a man who would rather play computer games all day than train hard and improve as a wrestler. Wilde is not even worthy of a place on the Suspense cards, yet he someone got a main event spot on Collision a couple of weeks ago. This proves what Slone has said before about the bookers of NCW not having a clue what they're doing.
Evans' second opponent was Mr. Tappy, and this was also Evans' second win in a row. Well done Evans, for beating the second no-hoper in a row that you've faced. Slone called this wrestler Mr. Tappy for a reason, and that reason is because he doesn't have the skill set to escape a submission move, so instead chooses to tap out the exact moment one is applied to him. Mr. Tappy taps out after he wakes up every morning, because when he goes to the toilet, he can't escape his own fingers holding his penis! Yeah, Slone made a penis joke! What of it?? "
Slone takes a moment to have a sip of his wine, and savor the flavour. He swallows the wine, enjoying the feel of it gushing down his throat. He puts down the wine glass on the table once again.
" Enough about Evans past. Slone wants to move onto more recent happenings. After finding out that Jason Evans was his opponent this week, Slone said some things which seem to have hit a nerve with Evans. Evans wasn't happy about Slone "verbally abusing" him. Evans put it down to insecurity, yet he couldn't be more wrong. Slone is more secure about himself that Evans will ever be. Slone knows he's a better wrestler than anyone else in NCW, and Slone also knows that nobody will ever be better than him in the ring. Oh, and Evans then commented on the way Slone talks about himself. Well, Slone will tell you now that the reason he speaks like he does is because he doesn't want to sound like Jason Evans, or any of those other jackasses in NCW! "
Slone stands up, wanting to stretch his legs after being sat in the same place for a little while. Now in a standing position, Slone carries on talking.
" Jason had a lot to say about what would happen if he won his third match in a row this weekend. He spoke about a third win being huge for him, and how it would start him out in the direction of achieving all his goals. He then mentioned Slone, saying that Slone is standing in his way of achieving his big three and O. Slone wants Evans to know that Slone isn't going to stand in his way. Oh no, there'll be no standing around in Slone's corner. Slone will be running rings around Evans, making Evans wonder why he even showed up for the match. Slone will dispose of Evans as quickly as he exposed of Trent Brown. This is not what Slone hopes will happen. This is what will happen, whether Evans likes it or not. "
Feeling happy now that the blood is flowing around his lower body fine and his legs won't fall asleep, Slone takes his seat again and reaches for his glass of wine. He doesn't take a sip yet, instead choosing to hold the glass while he speaks up for a final time.
" Evans, Slone knows that he has to earn his place in NCW. Slone never said once that he expected to have everything handed to him on a silver platter. Slone also knows that his amateur career means nothing in NCW, but Slone's amateur career has made him the technical genius that he is today. Yes Evans, Slone is only on a one win streak in NCW. Slone is going to make that a two win streak come Suspense, when he destroys you then pins you for the one... two... three. If you think it's going to go any other way, you definitely do need some sense beating into you at Suspense! "
Slone drinks the last of his wine, and puts the glass back on the table. He stands up and walks out of the cameras view, not even informing the cameraman that he's going to do so beforehand. The camera keeps rolling for a few seconds just to check if Slone's coming back, but he doesn't. The camera then fades to black, the last image being of an empty arm chair.