Post by Roxi Johnson on Feb 19, 2010 23:56:24 GMT -6
So, the big question was where was I, right? Why haven't I even been here lately? My match with Jules got canceled, and since then it's been sporadic. Well, let's just say that an aunt came to visit.
Moving on, it's somewhat comforting that this week I get an Xtreme rules match with the Women's champion, Zelda Knite.
I'm not gonna lie, Zelda is awesome. Both the game, and mrs. Knite. None the less I have to fight her in some sort of hardcore, no DQ match correct? Wow, who did I piss off?
It's not like I've not done these types of matches before, but it's also not like I enjoy them, and I sensed the same thing with Zelda this week. I mean, who is their right mind, would like to just into a ring with all those weapons and possible career ending devices are as legal as a headlock? Not me. But I'm willing to do just that if it means me getting one step closer to actually attaining the women's title.
Now, I could sit her and make Zelda jokes, being a fan and all, but that's too easy. I could go on for hours about how wrestling me is worse than Phantom Ganon in Ocirina of Time, or how I'm harder to figure out than the one random bush you have to lift up to find the secret staircase in the the original Zelda. But I won't.
I will however say this: Ricky actually did that gimmick first. Seriously. Look it up, look at Ricky's past works with me, and you'll see a ton of video game references. But I digress. Zelda Knite is not the first, nor will she be the last. Just some clarification.
Anyway, I know Xtreme matches are tough, and I'm preparing for a very good fight from Zelda. She can't be the women's champion for no reason...
or can she?
Look, I've been hit with chairs and bats before, I've gone through tables, I had to be with a guy who was nothing more than a freak with a disgusting fetish, Hell, I even stomached living with a guy who at times can be more of girl than I am. So there is nothing that Zelda Knite can bring that I haven't seen.
Unless she uses Majora's Mask...
I'm rambling here, and I won't take up too much time, but If Zelda doubts my toughness, or is unwilling to dish out pain, I'll be more than happy to take the lion's share. If you want proof of my toughness, look at the scar on my stomach. I've been SHOT before. Because I was willing to sacrifice for a goal. I saved Ricky's life, at the cost of my own child, and believe you me, I'd do it all again.
Not that I would shoot you, Zelda, at least not with a gun.
I would so use a fairy slingshot.
I'm out.
Moving on, it's somewhat comforting that this week I get an Xtreme rules match with the Women's champion, Zelda Knite.
I'm not gonna lie, Zelda is awesome. Both the game, and mrs. Knite. None the less I have to fight her in some sort of hardcore, no DQ match correct? Wow, who did I piss off?
It's not like I've not done these types of matches before, but it's also not like I enjoy them, and I sensed the same thing with Zelda this week. I mean, who is their right mind, would like to just into a ring with all those weapons and possible career ending devices are as legal as a headlock? Not me. But I'm willing to do just that if it means me getting one step closer to actually attaining the women's title.
Now, I could sit her and make Zelda jokes, being a fan and all, but that's too easy. I could go on for hours about how wrestling me is worse than Phantom Ganon in Ocirina of Time, or how I'm harder to figure out than the one random bush you have to lift up to find the secret staircase in the the original Zelda. But I won't.
I will however say this: Ricky actually did that gimmick first. Seriously. Look it up, look at Ricky's past works with me, and you'll see a ton of video game references. But I digress. Zelda Knite is not the first, nor will she be the last. Just some clarification.
Anyway, I know Xtreme matches are tough, and I'm preparing for a very good fight from Zelda. She can't be the women's champion for no reason...
or can she?
Look, I've been hit with chairs and bats before, I've gone through tables, I had to be with a guy who was nothing more than a freak with a disgusting fetish, Hell, I even stomached living with a guy who at times can be more of girl than I am. So there is nothing that Zelda Knite can bring that I haven't seen.
Unless she uses Majora's Mask...
I'm rambling here, and I won't take up too much time, but If Zelda doubts my toughness, or is unwilling to dish out pain, I'll be more than happy to take the lion's share. If you want proof of my toughness, look at the scar on my stomach. I've been SHOT before. Because I was willing to sacrifice for a goal. I saved Ricky's life, at the cost of my own child, and believe you me, I'd do it all again.
Not that I would shoot you, Zelda, at least not with a gun.
I would so use a fairy slingshot.
I'm out.