Post by msjsn3 on Feb 22, 2010 16:39:31 GMT -6
Feel the power
Sexy Jason has called Chad Lights to meet him at the corporate gym that is located at Sexy INC. We see Chad Lights and the nCw camera crew walks into the corporate gym. The camera crew was already told where to set up. Chad is looking around and sees no one in the gym.
Chad: Are we sure we are at the right place?
The camera crew looks at the piece of paper and shake their head in a yes motion.
Chad: Sexy Jason usually sitting here waiting on us. Whats the deal?
The camera crew shrugs their shoulders. Then all of a sudden you hear Look at me by Shram starts to play over the speakers. Chad looks around and still does not see Sexy Jason. Finally Sexy Jason comes from behind some mirrors. Chad is surprised! Sexy Jason is in wrestling attire, but not his normal wrestling attire. Plus you can tell that his upper chest in better terms better. Chad looks over Sexy Jason as both of them goes to sit in some chairs that were provided
Chad Lights: I am here with Sexy Jason, who said he had something important. My guess will be a “newer: Sexy Jason. I see black tights that on the left leg has the letters “Sexy” in gold running down the pants leg. Then on the right leg has the letters “Lovegun” also running down the leg.
You are absolutely correct Chad. For over 2 years I have had the same trunks and never using my last name. For 2 years all everyone knew me was Sexy Jason. Now I will be introduce as “Sexy” Jason Lovegun. You heard it right, Chad and the audience watching at home are the first to see the “new” Sexy Jason.
Chad Lights: So “Sexy” Jason Lovegun, what made you decide to change your appearances?
I always had this magnificent body. There is no one on nCw roster that can even come close to matching this magnificent body. So since the Sexy System has been profitable, why should I be ashame of using my last name. Not only is my appearance is changing, so is my style. You see when I step into that ring at Crossroads this Sunday night, those who are present at FedEx Forum, in Memphis, Tennessee will witness the power. The other 7 opponents that I will be facing this Sunday night will be feeling the power.
Chad Lights: So what is different about your “power” now then before?
Like I said, I am changing my style. The Sexy Splash is no longer. My finishing move will be, well lets just say the poor person who gets the Lovegun done to them, will definitely be feeling the power.
Chad Lights: You are changing your style. No more Sexy Splash. Now what is this Lovegun? Can you give us some details about the Lovegun?
You and everyone else will get to see the Lovegun for the very first time at Crossroads. You got a sneak peak at my new wrestling attire. You have seen my magnificent body being improved. This Sunday everyone will get to see Lovegun.
Chad Lights: Lets talk about your match this Sunday night on Cross Roads. Some of your opponents you have met in the ring before. Some you have not.
Brad Kane, Freakke, and Jack Hammond has faced me in the ring before. In fact Freakke your were the last one to face me and get a win. You was the last one to see the “old” me. In fact the World Champion Angel would say “ I my sexy ass handed to me on a silver platter” by you. Do you think you can do it again? I am willing to say that it will not happen again. Jack Hammond the one to take me out of the Triple Threat Match for the World Championship against Falcon. Correct me if I am wrong, but I have beaten you and you have beaten me. I am sure that size does not matter to you. I mean you have already proven that you can beat me.
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun flexes. The camera focus on the massive biceps.
For those who have purchased the Sexy System, continue with the System. With a lot of hard work, and a lot of patience, let me tell you, that you will like the outcome. I have worked hard and long for this body, I have not taken any steroids, and as you can tell I am well pleased with this magnificent body. Brad Kane get over the firing of Lance Ryan. Lance was a great wrestler, but you can only push the management before this thing happens. As for me being used as a sacrifice, I really don't see that happening.
Chad Lights: What about the ones you have not met before.
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun stands up and he motions the camera to get closer.
This goes out to not only the ones that are facing me at Crossroads, but to the whole roster. Take a hard look. You see when you step inside the ring with me, you will feel so ashame. You will take one look at this magnificent body and then look at your own and you will be wondering why am I inside this ring with him. Then when you feel the power that these massive biceps can produce and will produce you will want to slide under the ring and walk away.
He looks at Chad Lights. He has a smile on his face.
You know Chad you need to get into the gym. In fact you should be on the Sexy System. You know we will take you more seriously if you had some meat on you. I mean you are so skinny that a gust of win could blow you away. In fact I know I said that you will not see my finisher until Sunday night. You know I feel sorry for the way you look. So I will give you the exclusive. Be back here tomorrow and you can witness and feel the power.
Sexy Jason walks back around the wall of mirrors as Chad Lights looks confused.
Chad Lights: He insulted me but then he gives me an exclusive.
Chad looks at the mirror as he sees his reflection. He flexes and the scene fades but not before we hear the cameraman laughing.
Sexy Jason has called Chad Lights to meet him at the corporate gym that is located at Sexy INC. We see Chad Lights and the nCw camera crew walks into the corporate gym. The camera crew was already told where to set up. Chad is looking around and sees no one in the gym.
Chad: Are we sure we are at the right place?
The camera crew looks at the piece of paper and shake their head in a yes motion.
Chad: Sexy Jason usually sitting here waiting on us. Whats the deal?
The camera crew shrugs their shoulders. Then all of a sudden you hear Look at me by Shram starts to play over the speakers. Chad looks around and still does not see Sexy Jason. Finally Sexy Jason comes from behind some mirrors. Chad is surprised! Sexy Jason is in wrestling attire, but not his normal wrestling attire. Plus you can tell that his upper chest in better terms better. Chad looks over Sexy Jason as both of them goes to sit in some chairs that were provided
Chad Lights: I am here with Sexy Jason, who said he had something important. My guess will be a “newer: Sexy Jason. I see black tights that on the left leg has the letters “Sexy” in gold running down the pants leg. Then on the right leg has the letters “Lovegun” also running down the leg.
You are absolutely correct Chad. For over 2 years I have had the same trunks and never using my last name. For 2 years all everyone knew me was Sexy Jason. Now I will be introduce as “Sexy” Jason Lovegun. You heard it right, Chad and the audience watching at home are the first to see the “new” Sexy Jason.
Chad Lights: So “Sexy” Jason Lovegun, what made you decide to change your appearances?
I always had this magnificent body. There is no one on nCw roster that can even come close to matching this magnificent body. So since the Sexy System has been profitable, why should I be ashame of using my last name. Not only is my appearance is changing, so is my style. You see when I step into that ring at Crossroads this Sunday night, those who are present at FedEx Forum, in Memphis, Tennessee will witness the power. The other 7 opponents that I will be facing this Sunday night will be feeling the power.
Chad Lights: So what is different about your “power” now then before?
Like I said, I am changing my style. The Sexy Splash is no longer. My finishing move will be, well lets just say the poor person who gets the Lovegun done to them, will definitely be feeling the power.
Chad Lights: You are changing your style. No more Sexy Splash. Now what is this Lovegun? Can you give us some details about the Lovegun?
You and everyone else will get to see the Lovegun for the very first time at Crossroads. You got a sneak peak at my new wrestling attire. You have seen my magnificent body being improved. This Sunday everyone will get to see Lovegun.
Chad Lights: Lets talk about your match this Sunday night on Cross Roads. Some of your opponents you have met in the ring before. Some you have not.
Brad Kane, Freakke, and Jack Hammond has faced me in the ring before. In fact Freakke your were the last one to face me and get a win. You was the last one to see the “old” me. In fact the World Champion Angel would say “ I my sexy ass handed to me on a silver platter” by you. Do you think you can do it again? I am willing to say that it will not happen again. Jack Hammond the one to take me out of the Triple Threat Match for the World Championship against Falcon. Correct me if I am wrong, but I have beaten you and you have beaten me. I am sure that size does not matter to you. I mean you have already proven that you can beat me.
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun flexes. The camera focus on the massive biceps.
For those who have purchased the Sexy System, continue with the System. With a lot of hard work, and a lot of patience, let me tell you, that you will like the outcome. I have worked hard and long for this body, I have not taken any steroids, and as you can tell I am well pleased with this magnificent body. Brad Kane get over the firing of Lance Ryan. Lance was a great wrestler, but you can only push the management before this thing happens. As for me being used as a sacrifice, I really don't see that happening.
Chad Lights: What about the ones you have not met before.
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun stands up and he motions the camera to get closer.
This goes out to not only the ones that are facing me at Crossroads, but to the whole roster. Take a hard look. You see when you step inside the ring with me, you will feel so ashame. You will take one look at this magnificent body and then look at your own and you will be wondering why am I inside this ring with him. Then when you feel the power that these massive biceps can produce and will produce you will want to slide under the ring and walk away.
He looks at Chad Lights. He has a smile on his face.
You know Chad you need to get into the gym. In fact you should be on the Sexy System. You know we will take you more seriously if you had some meat on you. I mean you are so skinny that a gust of win could blow you away. In fact I know I said that you will not see my finisher until Sunday night. You know I feel sorry for the way you look. So I will give you the exclusive. Be back here tomorrow and you can witness and feel the power.
Sexy Jason walks back around the wall of mirrors as Chad Lights looks confused.
Chad Lights: He insulted me but then he gives me an exclusive.
Chad looks at the mirror as he sees his reflection. He flexes and the scene fades but not before we hear the cameraman laughing.