Post by msjsn3 on Feb 23, 2010 16:14:14 GMT -6
Brighter future
We are inside of a wrestling school. We see “Sexy” Jason Lovegun sitting in the office. The owner of the school is sitting at his desk.
Owner: It has been a while Jason.
Yes it has Bob. Did you get my message?
Bob: I sure did. I got you one of my best to spar with you today. My only question is are you going to spar in street clothes?
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun starts to laugh. He picks up a black bag and puts it on Bob's desk.
Bob: You always did carry light.
It's the only way to go.
Bob stands up and so does “Sexy” Jason Lovegun. They shake hands and “Sexy” Jason Lovegun walks back towards the mens locker room to change. Bob goes and find the person that is going to step into the ring with “Sexy” Jason Lovegun. Bob finally finds Kirk and tells him to go to the ring. Bob and Kirk is inside the ring when “Sexy” Jason Lovegun comes out in his wrestling attire. At that time Chad Lights and a camera crew walked in.
Kirk: Nice this is going to be on TV.
He turns to Bob with a smile on his face.
Kirk: Sexy Jason has been on a losing streak. Just imagine how he will feel losing to me.
Just about that time Kirk turns around and “Sexy” Jason Lovegun steps through the ropes. Now Kirk is about the same height as “Sexy” Jason Lovegun is but no where close to having the body like Jason has. The rest of the students gather around the ring. They were cheering for Kirk.
Bob: Are you guys ready?
Both of them shakes their head and “Sexy” Jason Lovegun flexes and the students on the outside boos him. He goes and stands on the second ropes and flexes again. Then he jumps down and looks over at Kirk and
You got to be kidding? That body is worse then Brad Kane, and believe me that is worse.
Bob had the bell to sound. “Sexy” Jason Lovegun walks to the middle of the ring and Kirk gets right in his face. Jason is still mouthing about Kirk's body when Kirk slaps him in the face. Jason shove Kirk backwards into the ropes. Kirk uses the ropes for momentum and goes for a CrossBody. Kirk connects but it only moves “Sexy” Jason a couple of feet back. So Kirk goes to the ropes again and hits another CrossBody but “Sexy” Jason was ready and caught Kirk. Jason hits a Fall Away Slam and you can hear the students saying ohhhhh. “Sexy” Jason gets to his feet and he starts in with talking trash about Kirks body. Kirk crawls over to the ropes and was using them to help himself up. “Sexy” Jason goes over and places his foot on back of his neck causing him to be choked. The students are booing at “Sexy” Jason. Bob is up to 4 before “Sexy” Jason removes his foot. Jason moves away. Kirk finally gets to his feet. As Jason approaches Kirk kicks him in the midsection, this backs Jason up and Kirk follows up with a Right to the face of Jason. This staggers Jason but does not take him down. Kirk goes into the ropes for momentum and comes at Jason. Jason just Clotheslines Kirk to the mat. Jason picks Kirk up into a Body Slam. Kirk hits the mat hard and he bounces off the mat. Jason is standing next to Kirk. Kirk is using Jason to help himself to his feet when Jason just Clubs Kirk in the back taking him back down to the mat. Jason rolls Kirk onto his back and stick his foot on his chest and begins to flex as Bob counts. 1...2 Kirk gets a shoulder up. The other students are booing at “Sexy” Jason. Jason goes over to the ropes and begins talking trash to the students about their bodies. Jason turns around and Kirk is on his knees. Jason helps him up and gets him up and nails a Crucifix Power Bomb. Jason hooks the leg and Bob counts to 3 and the bell rings. Jason stands up and he flexes and then he brings his arms in front of him and flexes again. The students are booing him even more as “Sexy” Jason gets out of the ring.
Chad Lights is seen walking up to him.
Chad Lights: The lovegun is a Crucifix Power Bomb. Very impressive.
I don't understand these students. Look at their bodies. If they had a body like mine, they would be unstoppable in the ring. They could take more pain. In fact I am shipping some Sexy System free of charge to Bob, so that he can get these students right on it.
Chad Lights: This Sunday night you will not have some “kid” that is still in wrestling school. You will have 7 professional wrestlers trying to pin you.
Chad I gave you the exclusive to see what the Lovegun is and now you are going to insult my intelligence. I know that there will be some differences between Kirk and the ones I will face in the ring at Cross roads. Mike Machado I hope you watched that match and you will see what the Lovegun is really about. Now if you really want to get on the subject about penis I am sure that would be a short conversation for you. Of course using the Sexy System would solve that problem for you. They do say exercise increase the blood flow down there, well that is another subject for you to look up.
“Sexy” Jason walks away from Chad Lights. He looks back into the ring and Bob had helped Kirk back upon his feet. The other students were still booing at him.
Jason Evans you talk about not losing a match yet. At Crossroads you will get your first defeat. You see when every one takes a look at me, they will know that they are in way over their heads. Just like Kirk. I may have been on a losing streak, but that is behind me. The future will be brighter for me. Just ask Kirk, he felt the power. Just like this Sunday night at Crossroads, 7 opponents will feel the power, and if you are lucky you can experience the power of the Lovegun, and Mike it will not be what you were thinking of, that lovegun is saved for the ladies, you know the ladies that you don't have.
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun heads back towards the locker room to grab a shower, so that he can head back to Sexy INC. Scene fades as he enters the mens locker room.
We are inside of a wrestling school. We see “Sexy” Jason Lovegun sitting in the office. The owner of the school is sitting at his desk.
Owner: It has been a while Jason.
Yes it has Bob. Did you get my message?
Bob: I sure did. I got you one of my best to spar with you today. My only question is are you going to spar in street clothes?
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun starts to laugh. He picks up a black bag and puts it on Bob's desk.
Bob: You always did carry light.
It's the only way to go.
Bob stands up and so does “Sexy” Jason Lovegun. They shake hands and “Sexy” Jason Lovegun walks back towards the mens locker room to change. Bob goes and find the person that is going to step into the ring with “Sexy” Jason Lovegun. Bob finally finds Kirk and tells him to go to the ring. Bob and Kirk is inside the ring when “Sexy” Jason Lovegun comes out in his wrestling attire. At that time Chad Lights and a camera crew walked in.
Kirk: Nice this is going to be on TV.
He turns to Bob with a smile on his face.
Kirk: Sexy Jason has been on a losing streak. Just imagine how he will feel losing to me.
Just about that time Kirk turns around and “Sexy” Jason Lovegun steps through the ropes. Now Kirk is about the same height as “Sexy” Jason Lovegun is but no where close to having the body like Jason has. The rest of the students gather around the ring. They were cheering for Kirk.
Bob: Are you guys ready?
Both of them shakes their head and “Sexy” Jason Lovegun flexes and the students on the outside boos him. He goes and stands on the second ropes and flexes again. Then he jumps down and looks over at Kirk and
You got to be kidding? That body is worse then Brad Kane, and believe me that is worse.
Bob had the bell to sound. “Sexy” Jason Lovegun walks to the middle of the ring and Kirk gets right in his face. Jason is still mouthing about Kirk's body when Kirk slaps him in the face. Jason shove Kirk backwards into the ropes. Kirk uses the ropes for momentum and goes for a CrossBody. Kirk connects but it only moves “Sexy” Jason a couple of feet back. So Kirk goes to the ropes again and hits another CrossBody but “Sexy” Jason was ready and caught Kirk. Jason hits a Fall Away Slam and you can hear the students saying ohhhhh. “Sexy” Jason gets to his feet and he starts in with talking trash about Kirks body. Kirk crawls over to the ropes and was using them to help himself up. “Sexy” Jason goes over and places his foot on back of his neck causing him to be choked. The students are booing at “Sexy” Jason. Bob is up to 4 before “Sexy” Jason removes his foot. Jason moves away. Kirk finally gets to his feet. As Jason approaches Kirk kicks him in the midsection, this backs Jason up and Kirk follows up with a Right to the face of Jason. This staggers Jason but does not take him down. Kirk goes into the ropes for momentum and comes at Jason. Jason just Clotheslines Kirk to the mat. Jason picks Kirk up into a Body Slam. Kirk hits the mat hard and he bounces off the mat. Jason is standing next to Kirk. Kirk is using Jason to help himself to his feet when Jason just Clubs Kirk in the back taking him back down to the mat. Jason rolls Kirk onto his back and stick his foot on his chest and begins to flex as Bob counts. 1...2 Kirk gets a shoulder up. The other students are booing at “Sexy” Jason. Jason goes over to the ropes and begins talking trash to the students about their bodies. Jason turns around and Kirk is on his knees. Jason helps him up and gets him up and nails a Crucifix Power Bomb. Jason hooks the leg and Bob counts to 3 and the bell rings. Jason stands up and he flexes and then he brings his arms in front of him and flexes again. The students are booing him even more as “Sexy” Jason gets out of the ring.
Chad Lights is seen walking up to him.
Chad Lights: The lovegun is a Crucifix Power Bomb. Very impressive.
I don't understand these students. Look at their bodies. If they had a body like mine, they would be unstoppable in the ring. They could take more pain. In fact I am shipping some Sexy System free of charge to Bob, so that he can get these students right on it.
Chad Lights: This Sunday night you will not have some “kid” that is still in wrestling school. You will have 7 professional wrestlers trying to pin you.
Chad I gave you the exclusive to see what the Lovegun is and now you are going to insult my intelligence. I know that there will be some differences between Kirk and the ones I will face in the ring at Cross roads. Mike Machado I hope you watched that match and you will see what the Lovegun is really about. Now if you really want to get on the subject about penis I am sure that would be a short conversation for you. Of course using the Sexy System would solve that problem for you. They do say exercise increase the blood flow down there, well that is another subject for you to look up.
“Sexy” Jason walks away from Chad Lights. He looks back into the ring and Bob had helped Kirk back upon his feet. The other students were still booing at him.
Jason Evans you talk about not losing a match yet. At Crossroads you will get your first defeat. You see when every one takes a look at me, they will know that they are in way over their heads. Just like Kirk. I may have been on a losing streak, but that is behind me. The future will be brighter for me. Just ask Kirk, he felt the power. Just like this Sunday night at Crossroads, 7 opponents will feel the power, and if you are lucky you can experience the power of the Lovegun, and Mike it will not be what you were thinking of, that lovegun is saved for the ladies, you know the ladies that you don't have.
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun heads back towards the locker room to grab a shower, so that he can head back to Sexy INC. Scene fades as he enters the mens locker room.