Post by Kelly Fox on Feb 24, 2010 11:45:12 GMT -6
THIS TIME SEVERAL YEARS AGO (about four)
{Inside a large room we see Kelly Fox sitting at a large table with a large stack of papers in front of her. She is ruffling through them, staring at them, and scratching her head, obviously confused about something. She then begins to look slightly angry, for what reason? We do not know. Adam walks into view and she immediately has something to say.}
Kelly: Adam, I’ve been going over your books and stuff, you know doing these taxes that you’re too lazy to do.
Adam: I’m not too lazy…. I’m too cheap to have H&R block do it.
Kelly: Yeah well, I’m looking at your bank statements, and can’t figure out for the life of me why you’ve been consistently giving a fourth of your paycheck to this “Z” thing?
Adam: What does that have to do with my taxes?
Kelly: Nothing really, just me being curious and making sure you didn’t have some shady deals going on.
Adam: Well I say mind your business and stay out of my bank account.
Kelly: Are you cheating on me?
Adam: What?! Why would make you get that idea?!
Kelly: It looks like a blackmail payment, did you have a torrid one night affair with some cheap hussy and now she’s blackmailing you?!
Adam: No, it’s nothing like that….
Kelly: Is it drug money? Because you told me you just experimented in college, are you roiding?!
Adam: NO! She is none of your concern, drop it.
Kelly: She?! SHE!? It’s worse than I thought… I’m the affair!? You have a whole secret family that you’re supporting? Is that where you go when you’re on the road without me? How many kids do you have? When were you planning on telling me?!
Adam: Good God Kelly, get a grip.
Kelly: I’ll have a grip around your throat if you don’t start explaining yourself! I deserve answers!
Adam: “Z” stands for Zelda, that’s the name of….
{Kelly begins breathing frantically as she holds her hands to her chest, right over her heart. She is on the brink of a panic attack, but still manages to muster out some sad questions.}
Kelly: Why…. Why would you do this to me?.... you told me you loved me…..
Adam: If you’d let me finish…. She’s my sister.
{Kelly suddenly stops her hyperventilating act and her eyes get thin as she stares at Adam blankly.}
Kelly: I’ve known you for ten years, and you’ve never mentioned a sister before….
Adam: I haven’t told anybody about her.
Kelly: Why the hell not, you almost gave me a heart attack and I’m your girlfriend, is this the type of thing you share with your girlfriend? You know the whole… I have relatives thing?!
Adam: It’s complicated.... can we just leave it at that?
Kelly: You know we can’t.
Adam: I know YOU can’t….. anyway…. She’s way younger than I am, and ever since I was kicked out for following my dream of being a pro wrestler, I’ve been sending money back, most of it goes to her either in a savings or to just pay for whatever she needs, the rest goes to my dad, to probably keep his flask full. Happy?
Kelly: And why haven’t you told me until now? There’s nothing wrong with that, in fact it’s really sweet…
Adam: I didn’t want to go announcing it to the world because I didn’t want her to go through anything weird in school, while she was young. Your dad knows… I just didn’t want to tell you because I didn’t want you, wanting to meet my father.
Kelly: Well… I forgive you, but only because it’s the sweetest little story I’ve ever heard, outside of those dogs who get lost hundreds of miles from home and can find their way back…. But you’re a close second.
Adam: Thank you Kell.
Kelly: But I can’t wait to meet your family, especially this little sister of yours…
Adam: Oh good grief…..
{Fade out}
THIS TIME PRESENT DAY (about noonish)
{We open up inside a very large house’s living room, there are expensive leather sofas, there are decorative vases and many expensive paintings adorning the walls. We see the large hard wood door and we hear a door bell rings and begins playing the song “Low” by Flo Rida. The camera angle spins around and we see one very pregnant and bikinied Kelly Knite, freshly from the pool walking into the living room, she wraps her hair into a towel and rolls her eyes as she heads for the door. }
Kelly: Why did he change the door bell?.....
{Kelly peers into the peep hole of the door and has a confused look on her face as she opens it up, standing there is Zelda Knite. Zelda’s jaw drops as she looks around the home almost as she hasn’t even noticed Kelly is there.}
Zelda: Oh my God… this place is huge… and beautiful… I feel like I just plugged my PS3 into an HD TV for the first time all over again…
Kelly: Zelda, what do you want?
Voice: Hey Kelly, you get the door?
{The camera turns as we see Steve Awesome… naked… walking down a large stair case just as he wraps a towel around his waist. Zelda stares at him intently as he walks into the room and smiles.}
Kelly: Yeah Steve, I got it… and… did you change the door bell ringer?
Steve: Oh yeah, it was on the fritz and your mom asked me to fix it, so I thought I’d liven up this place a little bit, your dad seems to love it. Hey, who’s this….
{Steve Points at Zelda who is still staring at his now towel covered crotch.}
Kelly: Adam’s sister…
Steve: oh wow, you two have a different parent or something? You’re way too pretty to be his sister.
{Zelda giggles as she can’t muster up a response and just keeps staring at Steve.}
Kelly: Steven! Go get dressed!
Steve: Fine…
{Steve exits and Zelda snaps back to life as Kelly continues to look at her suspiciously.}
Zelda: I’m sorry.
Kelly: Huh?
Zelda: About everything…. I was a jerk, and I treated you like an animal, and I’m sorry. Please come back.
Kelly: Are you trying to do your best impression of all my ex-boyfriends?
Zelda: I'm serious.... I'm sorry, for how I acted.
Kelly: Zelda, I …..
{Zelda reaches into her pocket and pulls out a pink Wii controller and extends it to Kelly, offering it to her.}
Zelda: If you do, I’ll let you be Luigi…. And I won’t demand to be him, just because I know he’s your favorite….
Kelly: I don’t know Zelda…You’re just saying this because you feel bad, that I left. You’re still going to resent me if I come back.
Zelda: Of course I feel bad…but I still want you back, for Adam. I don’t want to think I broke you two up, for some odd reason you make him happy.
Kelly: See, that’s my point. You despise me and he is so oblivious to it, it’s so infuriating that he can’t believe his little sister would do anything wrong.
Zelda: I’m sorry about that too…. I’ll tell him it was my fault too.
Kelly: Thanks Zelda, but I think I’m going to stay here for a little while longer. That way he’ll have a chance to get really god and lonely without me, then when I come back he’ll be ready to shower me with his love and attention.
Zelda: That’s… that’s devious.
Kelly: I know.
Zelda: I like it... Well… bye I guess..
Kelly: Maybe when I come back things will be better between us?
Zelda: I’ll try….
{Fade to Black}
**You know, I once had a lot of respect for Mrs. English. I thought she was somebody who was different, somebody who sorta had the same views as I did on wrestling. We were supposed to be the real women wrestlers of NCW, not the bash the opponent upside the head until it stops moving type, like so many of the others. Then she goes and stabs me right in the back. Adam told me to never trust my opponent, but I trusted Emma to have my back that night, because she seemed like one of the good guys, but I was played like a fool.
People think I’m some kind of Freakke or Mr. Happyesque clown, because of my childish antics, and my youthful lust for life, but I’m not stupid no matter what my high school principle thinks. I know why Mary Poppins decided to do what she did. It’s because she knows perfectly well what I’m capable of, she knows perfectly well that I’m the best women’s wrestler in NCW. She thought it’d be cute to get a little upper hand on me, embarrass me in front of every NCW fan in the world. She came to the conclusion that dancing on rooftops with Dick Van Dyke wasn’t enough to make her a household name, she had to try and do so at somebody else’s expense, which obviously turned out to be me.
You think you’re pretty slick don’t you Mary Poppins, you pulled the wool over my eyes and all that’s left is to come out there and take my title way now? Right? Well guess what, just like Link doesn’t lose to Ganon, I have no intentions of losing to you. I’m the Ristar of this company, I’m the revolutionary of the women’s division, I put it on the map with winning that tournament when nobody gave me a chance. I’m still here, I’m still on the top, having little british nannies like you trying to rip this title from hands.
You wanted to make this into a fight, you wanted to work me up, well mission accomplished. I may be young, I may be small, and I may not be the most flawless wrestler out there, but I know how to win matches, and I know how to walk away on top. You can dispute that, you can argue with it until your as blue in the face as Sonic the hedgehog, I don’t care because everybody knows what I’m capable of, and many have seen it first hand.
You’re out here trying to achieve something that I’ve already done, you’re chasing my coat tails trying to be what I am. It’s you who has everything in the world to prove Sunday, me? I just have to keep driving down the rails, wherever the tracks go. No matter who tries to shoot me down, no matter who tries to diminish my achievements, I’ll always have something that nobody can ever take from me, in the record books it will always say that Zelda Knite was the first ever Women’s World champion, it will always say that Zelda Knite won that tournament. You wish it said Emma English, you wish the Dutchess’s name was immortalized like mine. This is my belt, I was the first person to have ever touched it, I was the first person with her name engraved in it, and I will fight to my very last breath to try and be the last name ever carved into it.
This Sunday, I won’t be playing any games, no… not when it comes to you. You see, I’m completely dedicated to thought of seeing you on your back, looking up at me having my arm raised again. I’m looking forward to seeing you hurt, seeing you cry because you failed, for the simple fact that you had the nerve to tell me we could work together as a team, then shanked me from behind. It'll make me very, very happy to see your expression when you realize this, everything you did, was all for nothing, and that I'm still standing after all you could do to me. Get ready Mary Poppins, Sunday at Crossroads my legend is just going to keep on growing, and you’re going to be all out of extra lives, let your Knitemares begin, Zelda Knite will still be the women’s champion, and you won't be able to stop me.**
{Inside a large room we see Kelly Fox sitting at a large table with a large stack of papers in front of her. She is ruffling through them, staring at them, and scratching her head, obviously confused about something. She then begins to look slightly angry, for what reason? We do not know. Adam walks into view and she immediately has something to say.}
Kelly: Adam, I’ve been going over your books and stuff, you know doing these taxes that you’re too lazy to do.
Adam: I’m not too lazy…. I’m too cheap to have H&R block do it.
Kelly: Yeah well, I’m looking at your bank statements, and can’t figure out for the life of me why you’ve been consistently giving a fourth of your paycheck to this “Z” thing?
Adam: What does that have to do with my taxes?
Kelly: Nothing really, just me being curious and making sure you didn’t have some shady deals going on.
Adam: Well I say mind your business and stay out of my bank account.
Kelly: Are you cheating on me?
Adam: What?! Why would make you get that idea?!
Kelly: It looks like a blackmail payment, did you have a torrid one night affair with some cheap hussy and now she’s blackmailing you?!
Adam: No, it’s nothing like that….
Kelly: Is it drug money? Because you told me you just experimented in college, are you roiding?!
Adam: NO! She is none of your concern, drop it.
Kelly: She?! SHE!? It’s worse than I thought… I’m the affair!? You have a whole secret family that you’re supporting? Is that where you go when you’re on the road without me? How many kids do you have? When were you planning on telling me?!
Adam: Good God Kelly, get a grip.
Kelly: I’ll have a grip around your throat if you don’t start explaining yourself! I deserve answers!
Adam: “Z” stands for Zelda, that’s the name of….
{Kelly begins breathing frantically as she holds her hands to her chest, right over her heart. She is on the brink of a panic attack, but still manages to muster out some sad questions.}
Kelly: Why…. Why would you do this to me?.... you told me you loved me…..
Adam: If you’d let me finish…. She’s my sister.
{Kelly suddenly stops her hyperventilating act and her eyes get thin as she stares at Adam blankly.}
Kelly: I’ve known you for ten years, and you’ve never mentioned a sister before….
Adam: I haven’t told anybody about her.
Kelly: Why the hell not, you almost gave me a heart attack and I’m your girlfriend, is this the type of thing you share with your girlfriend? You know the whole… I have relatives thing?!
Adam: It’s complicated.... can we just leave it at that?
Kelly: You know we can’t.
Adam: I know YOU can’t….. anyway…. She’s way younger than I am, and ever since I was kicked out for following my dream of being a pro wrestler, I’ve been sending money back, most of it goes to her either in a savings or to just pay for whatever she needs, the rest goes to my dad, to probably keep his flask full. Happy?
Kelly: And why haven’t you told me until now? There’s nothing wrong with that, in fact it’s really sweet…
Adam: I didn’t want to go announcing it to the world because I didn’t want her to go through anything weird in school, while she was young. Your dad knows… I just didn’t want to tell you because I didn’t want you, wanting to meet my father.
Kelly: Well… I forgive you, but only because it’s the sweetest little story I’ve ever heard, outside of those dogs who get lost hundreds of miles from home and can find their way back…. But you’re a close second.
Adam: Thank you Kell.
Kelly: But I can’t wait to meet your family, especially this little sister of yours…
Adam: Oh good grief…..
{Fade out}
THIS TIME PRESENT DAY (about noonish)
{We open up inside a very large house’s living room, there are expensive leather sofas, there are decorative vases and many expensive paintings adorning the walls. We see the large hard wood door and we hear a door bell rings and begins playing the song “Low” by Flo Rida. The camera angle spins around and we see one very pregnant and bikinied Kelly Knite, freshly from the pool walking into the living room, she wraps her hair into a towel and rolls her eyes as she heads for the door. }
Kelly: Why did he change the door bell?.....
{Kelly peers into the peep hole of the door and has a confused look on her face as she opens it up, standing there is Zelda Knite. Zelda’s jaw drops as she looks around the home almost as she hasn’t even noticed Kelly is there.}
Zelda: Oh my God… this place is huge… and beautiful… I feel like I just plugged my PS3 into an HD TV for the first time all over again…
Kelly: Zelda, what do you want?
Voice: Hey Kelly, you get the door?
{The camera turns as we see Steve Awesome… naked… walking down a large stair case just as he wraps a towel around his waist. Zelda stares at him intently as he walks into the room and smiles.}
Kelly: Yeah Steve, I got it… and… did you change the door bell ringer?
Steve: Oh yeah, it was on the fritz and your mom asked me to fix it, so I thought I’d liven up this place a little bit, your dad seems to love it. Hey, who’s this….
{Steve Points at Zelda who is still staring at his now towel covered crotch.}
Kelly: Adam’s sister…
Steve: oh wow, you two have a different parent or something? You’re way too pretty to be his sister.
{Zelda giggles as she can’t muster up a response and just keeps staring at Steve.}
Kelly: Steven! Go get dressed!
Steve: Fine…
{Steve exits and Zelda snaps back to life as Kelly continues to look at her suspiciously.}
Zelda: I’m sorry.
Kelly: Huh?
Zelda: About everything…. I was a jerk, and I treated you like an animal, and I’m sorry. Please come back.
Kelly: Are you trying to do your best impression of all my ex-boyfriends?
Zelda: I'm serious.... I'm sorry, for how I acted.
Kelly: Zelda, I …..
{Zelda reaches into her pocket and pulls out a pink Wii controller and extends it to Kelly, offering it to her.}
Zelda: If you do, I’ll let you be Luigi…. And I won’t demand to be him, just because I know he’s your favorite….
Kelly: I don’t know Zelda…You’re just saying this because you feel bad, that I left. You’re still going to resent me if I come back.
Zelda: Of course I feel bad…but I still want you back, for Adam. I don’t want to think I broke you two up, for some odd reason you make him happy.
Kelly: See, that’s my point. You despise me and he is so oblivious to it, it’s so infuriating that he can’t believe his little sister would do anything wrong.
Zelda: I’m sorry about that too…. I’ll tell him it was my fault too.
Kelly: Thanks Zelda, but I think I’m going to stay here for a little while longer. That way he’ll have a chance to get really god and lonely without me, then when I come back he’ll be ready to shower me with his love and attention.
Zelda: That’s… that’s devious.
Kelly: I know.
Zelda: I like it... Well… bye I guess..
Kelly: Maybe when I come back things will be better between us?
Zelda: I’ll try….
{Fade to Black}
**You know, I once had a lot of respect for Mrs. English. I thought she was somebody who was different, somebody who sorta had the same views as I did on wrestling. We were supposed to be the real women wrestlers of NCW, not the bash the opponent upside the head until it stops moving type, like so many of the others. Then she goes and stabs me right in the back. Adam told me to never trust my opponent, but I trusted Emma to have my back that night, because she seemed like one of the good guys, but I was played like a fool.
People think I’m some kind of Freakke or Mr. Happyesque clown, because of my childish antics, and my youthful lust for life, but I’m not stupid no matter what my high school principle thinks. I know why Mary Poppins decided to do what she did. It’s because she knows perfectly well what I’m capable of, she knows perfectly well that I’m the best women’s wrestler in NCW. She thought it’d be cute to get a little upper hand on me, embarrass me in front of every NCW fan in the world. She came to the conclusion that dancing on rooftops with Dick Van Dyke wasn’t enough to make her a household name, she had to try and do so at somebody else’s expense, which obviously turned out to be me.
You think you’re pretty slick don’t you Mary Poppins, you pulled the wool over my eyes and all that’s left is to come out there and take my title way now? Right? Well guess what, just like Link doesn’t lose to Ganon, I have no intentions of losing to you. I’m the Ristar of this company, I’m the revolutionary of the women’s division, I put it on the map with winning that tournament when nobody gave me a chance. I’m still here, I’m still on the top, having little british nannies like you trying to rip this title from hands.
You wanted to make this into a fight, you wanted to work me up, well mission accomplished. I may be young, I may be small, and I may not be the most flawless wrestler out there, but I know how to win matches, and I know how to walk away on top. You can dispute that, you can argue with it until your as blue in the face as Sonic the hedgehog, I don’t care because everybody knows what I’m capable of, and many have seen it first hand.
You’re out here trying to achieve something that I’ve already done, you’re chasing my coat tails trying to be what I am. It’s you who has everything in the world to prove Sunday, me? I just have to keep driving down the rails, wherever the tracks go. No matter who tries to shoot me down, no matter who tries to diminish my achievements, I’ll always have something that nobody can ever take from me, in the record books it will always say that Zelda Knite was the first ever Women’s World champion, it will always say that Zelda Knite won that tournament. You wish it said Emma English, you wish the Dutchess’s name was immortalized like mine. This is my belt, I was the first person to have ever touched it, I was the first person with her name engraved in it, and I will fight to my very last breath to try and be the last name ever carved into it.
This Sunday, I won’t be playing any games, no… not when it comes to you. You see, I’m completely dedicated to thought of seeing you on your back, looking up at me having my arm raised again. I’m looking forward to seeing you hurt, seeing you cry because you failed, for the simple fact that you had the nerve to tell me we could work together as a team, then shanked me from behind. It'll make me very, very happy to see your expression when you realize this, everything you did, was all for nothing, and that I'm still standing after all you could do to me. Get ready Mary Poppins, Sunday at Crossroads my legend is just going to keep on growing, and you’re going to be all out of extra lives, let your Knitemares begin, Zelda Knite will still be the women’s champion, and you won't be able to stop me.**