Post by Brad Kane on Feb 25, 2010 19:21:04 GMT -6
Brad's face, you're watching. I don't need to put more.
"Just a few days away from Crossroads.
A fitting name for the pay per view.
So many men in this promotion are at that stage.
They don't know what to do.
What to think.
How to act.
You might think I'd care about this eight man match but I don't.
Your rankings are biased in the first place.
How can you use ladder rankings and not give the person with the highest points a title shot?
Seems like a whole lot of crap to me.
This whole promotion is a load of crap.
Put a moron, like Sexy Jason, into any other promotion and he wouldn't last.
Put Jason Evans into a promotion where talent is premium and suddenly it doesn't matter who taught him.
Don't even get me started on Mike Machado.
I got enough of him in 2008 to choke a horse.
Though he did once beat Spike in a ladder match.
I laughed after that one.
But all these people.
These seven men I have to face.
I could careless about them.
If I pin one of them, big deal.
If they pin me, big deal.
Just like this promotion to ignore the men who threaten to bury it.
Instead people I've beaten in the past are shoved ahead of me.
We all know what deserves to be around my waist.
Any one of the titles so I can bury it.
So I can destroy it.
So I can demolish the damn thing by taking a giant dump on.
Don't believe me?
I've crapped on titles before.
I've made World Titles seem like they were a piece of toilet paper.
Won a World Title once, told the promotion to piss off two days later.
So much heat for that one.
But I loved it.
I love being hated because I hate you.
I loathe you.
At Crossroads...
Kill me, please so I can end my life with this promotion.
I'm begging you to fire me.
I want you to release me.
Do something, anything to set my soul free of this place.
I want to be happy again but you're killing me slowly.
So its either be killed or get killed.
I think we know how it'll end up.
New Championship Wrestling.
Go **** off and die."
Fade.
"Just a few days away from Crossroads.
A fitting name for the pay per view.
So many men in this promotion are at that stage.
They don't know what to do.
What to think.
How to act.
You might think I'd care about this eight man match but I don't.
Your rankings are biased in the first place.
How can you use ladder rankings and not give the person with the highest points a title shot?
Seems like a whole lot of crap to me.
This whole promotion is a load of crap.
Put a moron, like Sexy Jason, into any other promotion and he wouldn't last.
Put Jason Evans into a promotion where talent is premium and suddenly it doesn't matter who taught him.
Don't even get me started on Mike Machado.
I got enough of him in 2008 to choke a horse.
Though he did once beat Spike in a ladder match.
I laughed after that one.
But all these people.
These seven men I have to face.
I could careless about them.
If I pin one of them, big deal.
If they pin me, big deal.
Just like this promotion to ignore the men who threaten to bury it.
Instead people I've beaten in the past are shoved ahead of me.
We all know what deserves to be around my waist.
Any one of the titles so I can bury it.
So I can destroy it.
So I can demolish the damn thing by taking a giant dump on.
Don't believe me?
I've crapped on titles before.
I've made World Titles seem like they were a piece of toilet paper.
Won a World Title once, told the promotion to piss off two days later.
So much heat for that one.
But I loved it.
I love being hated because I hate you.
I loathe you.
At Crossroads...
Kill me, please so I can end my life with this promotion.
I'm begging you to fire me.
I want you to release me.
Do something, anything to set my soul free of this place.
I want to be happy again but you're killing me slowly.
So its either be killed or get killed.
I think we know how it'll end up.
New Championship Wrestling.
Go **** off and die."
Fade.