Post by Ricky Johnson on Feb 26, 2010 6:12:20 GMT -6
Location: On a Boat.
Time: 4:07pm
Ricky - Well, isn't this just quaint?
Roxi - Can I say it?
Ricky - Ugh...go ahead...
Roxi - We're on a boat!
Ricky - God I hate that song.
Roxi - Ah, come on, this is fun.
Ricky - Let's just never mention that this very action is now a ****ing parody.
Roxi - Really- Wow, ok, you need to calm down.
Ricky - It's true. And there is no reason for it. And the worse part is, there are parodies of that parody.
Roxi - You're too uptight sometimes.
Ricky - This isn't what we should be doing.
Roxi - But this is so much fun.
Ricky - You're lucky you're hot.
Roxi - I know.
{Ricky and Roxi share a small kiss before she walks away.}
Ricky - So, anyway, Here I am...{eye roll} on a boat.
{Without warning, a clip of the chorus of the song plays in the background.}
Ricky - Really?
{Ricky composes himself. and starts again}
Ricky - Anyway, I'm here on the tampa waters, and I'm still thinking about this Sunday. I have just realized that I could become the first and only man to win four seperate nCw titles, It's hard to imagine, but yup, I could break my own record. The only other people were Trent Helms, and he's long gone, and Steve Awesome. Not too shabby of a group right there. And dispite before the first to accomplish that very feat, I am still unnoticed. As a matter of fact, not one of the so-called experts picked yours truly to even win this match at Crossroads. Isn't that just something? Not one. Here I have back to back defeated two former nCw world champions, and yet, I am the underdog in a match for the nCw Honor title.
{A pause as the waves crash against the boat.}
Ricky - Now, I'm not sure exactly this wound up being a match with three people when the stipulation for my last match was that the winner went to crossroads for a shot at the honor championship. I won that match, it wasn't a draw or anything. And so, now for some reason, I've got to contend with not only Atreyu, but Nelly Angel as well. How is that even fair? But, I'm not going to whine about it. I'll adapt and overcome. I haven't seen much of Ateyu, and from what I've seen, I'm not impressed. And Nelly Angel, I share in his lack of remembering if we ever wrestled. I doubt it, but if we did, I think I won.
{Ricky chuckles at his last remark, and continues.}
Ricky - None the less, I don't expect a walk in the park, but my opponents seem more interested in meeting never-were wrestlers and shopping for groceries. But I, at the same time, instread of training like I should be for a match of this magnitude, am, {Sigh} on a boat.
{Another clip of the chorus.}
Ricky - Is that really neccesary?
{Composure regained again, Ricky continues}
Ricky - But I will accept my opponents generous hospitality, and show up to said pre-match barbeque. I may be your opponent this Sunday, but I am not heartless. But that also reminds me that Atreyu and and Nelly Angel seem to be buddy-buddy with each other. That, is of course, grounds for concern on my part, and I will take that with me into the ring, and that yes, these to yahoo's might try to pull a fast one and pin each other, dispite beat the hell out of each other last week. You'll not sneek anything past me, boys I'm on to you.
{Ricky pauses, clears his throat, and continues}
Ricky - First, let me address the champion, Atreyu. The only thing I can say is...really? You named yourself after a band. Do you have the logo of the band tattoed on yourself as well? Or perhaps it's never Never Ending Story? Let's face facts friend, The only cool thing about that movie is Falkor. I mean, really. It's such a shame that people lack the creativity to make up a good name. That's a huge problem today, nobody can come up with an original idea, and when they do, it sucks. And, to make matters worse, you actually call yourself "A-Train" too? Good lord man, have you no shame? Anthony Thomas and and a terrible ex-wrestler. Two for two on that one. But I digress. As far you wrestling goes, You have to be pretty good to win a title here, and you currently hold one. And, unfortunatly for you, you have to wrestle me this Sunday in order to keep that belt. I'm not saying that you suck in the ring, but I can safely say here in nCw, I'm kind of a big deal. An overlooked big deal, but a big deal none the less. So, yes, bring you're best this Sunday, I want you ready in that ring, when I crush your hopes and dreams, and take your title while I'm at it.
{More waves}
Ricky - And onto Nelly Angel. Now, how you even got into this match is beyond me. Maybe being Atreyu's friend has more advantages that just being there to comfort him when he needs a friend, or massaging his pain away by whatever means you use. All jokes aside, I remember that you once had a very bright future in nCw, but I'm kinda not seeing that now. As a matter of fact I'm seeing nothing but dissapointment on the horizon as well. Or, maybe that's just the view from the boat.
{Another chorus clip}
Ricky - Ok, that's too much. Seriously stop with that. Where was I? Oh yes, Nelly Angel. I don't know exactly what to make of you right now, you haven't showed me that you are a threat, but I am eager to see exactly what you have in store. Maybe you are attempting to lure me into a false sense of security by saying you're not even interested in the title. But I see through that. I won't take you lightly Mr. Angel, but I do know a far superior person with the name "Angel".
{Ricky smirks.}
Ricky - Well, gentlemen, the name of the game is Wrestling. It's what I do better than just about anybody here, and I will further mark my legacy in nCw history by beating you both at Crossroads. But, I will await you're rebuttal to my claims. And I will wait, on this boat.
{Instead of the clip, two guys in tuxedo rush into view, scaring the crap out of Ricky. The two men begin to sing the song, until Ricky punches one of the men out.}
Ricky - Stop it. Okay, that song sucks. It's a stupid parody. Andy Samburg, thank your lucky stars I don't know where you live. Ugh....on a boat. What a joke.
{Fade}
Time: 4:07pm
Ricky - Well, isn't this just quaint?
Roxi - Can I say it?
Ricky - Ugh...go ahead...
Roxi - We're on a boat!
Ricky - God I hate that song.
Roxi - Ah, come on, this is fun.
Ricky - Let's just never mention that this very action is now a ****ing parody.
Roxi - Really- Wow, ok, you need to calm down.
Ricky - It's true. And there is no reason for it. And the worse part is, there are parodies of that parody.
Roxi - You're too uptight sometimes.
Ricky - This isn't what we should be doing.
Roxi - But this is so much fun.
Ricky - You're lucky you're hot.
Roxi - I know.
{Ricky and Roxi share a small kiss before she walks away.}
Ricky - So, anyway, Here I am...{eye roll} on a boat.
{Without warning, a clip of the chorus of the song plays in the background.}
Ricky - Really?
{Ricky composes himself. and starts again}
Ricky - Anyway, I'm here on the tampa waters, and I'm still thinking about this Sunday. I have just realized that I could become the first and only man to win four seperate nCw titles, It's hard to imagine, but yup, I could break my own record. The only other people were Trent Helms, and he's long gone, and Steve Awesome. Not too shabby of a group right there. And dispite before the first to accomplish that very feat, I am still unnoticed. As a matter of fact, not one of the so-called experts picked yours truly to even win this match at Crossroads. Isn't that just something? Not one. Here I have back to back defeated two former nCw world champions, and yet, I am the underdog in a match for the nCw Honor title.
{A pause as the waves crash against the boat.}
Ricky - Now, I'm not sure exactly this wound up being a match with three people when the stipulation for my last match was that the winner went to crossroads for a shot at the honor championship. I won that match, it wasn't a draw or anything. And so, now for some reason, I've got to contend with not only Atreyu, but Nelly Angel as well. How is that even fair? But, I'm not going to whine about it. I'll adapt and overcome. I haven't seen much of Ateyu, and from what I've seen, I'm not impressed. And Nelly Angel, I share in his lack of remembering if we ever wrestled. I doubt it, but if we did, I think I won.
{Ricky chuckles at his last remark, and continues.}
Ricky - None the less, I don't expect a walk in the park, but my opponents seem more interested in meeting never-were wrestlers and shopping for groceries. But I, at the same time, instread of training like I should be for a match of this magnitude, am, {Sigh} on a boat.
{Another clip of the chorus.}
Ricky - Is that really neccesary?
{Composure regained again, Ricky continues}
Ricky - But I will accept my opponents generous hospitality, and show up to said pre-match barbeque. I may be your opponent this Sunday, but I am not heartless. But that also reminds me that Atreyu and and Nelly Angel seem to be buddy-buddy with each other. That, is of course, grounds for concern on my part, and I will take that with me into the ring, and that yes, these to yahoo's might try to pull a fast one and pin each other, dispite beat the hell out of each other last week. You'll not sneek anything past me, boys I'm on to you.
{Ricky pauses, clears his throat, and continues}
Ricky - First, let me address the champion, Atreyu. The only thing I can say is...really? You named yourself after a band. Do you have the logo of the band tattoed on yourself as well? Or perhaps it's never Never Ending Story? Let's face facts friend, The only cool thing about that movie is Falkor. I mean, really. It's such a shame that people lack the creativity to make up a good name. That's a huge problem today, nobody can come up with an original idea, and when they do, it sucks. And, to make matters worse, you actually call yourself "A-Train" too? Good lord man, have you no shame? Anthony Thomas and and a terrible ex-wrestler. Two for two on that one. But I digress. As far you wrestling goes, You have to be pretty good to win a title here, and you currently hold one. And, unfortunatly for you, you have to wrestle me this Sunday in order to keep that belt. I'm not saying that you suck in the ring, but I can safely say here in nCw, I'm kind of a big deal. An overlooked big deal, but a big deal none the less. So, yes, bring you're best this Sunday, I want you ready in that ring, when I crush your hopes and dreams, and take your title while I'm at it.
{More waves}
Ricky - And onto Nelly Angel. Now, how you even got into this match is beyond me. Maybe being Atreyu's friend has more advantages that just being there to comfort him when he needs a friend, or massaging his pain away by whatever means you use. All jokes aside, I remember that you once had a very bright future in nCw, but I'm kinda not seeing that now. As a matter of fact I'm seeing nothing but dissapointment on the horizon as well. Or, maybe that's just the view from the boat.
{Another chorus clip}
Ricky - Ok, that's too much. Seriously stop with that. Where was I? Oh yes, Nelly Angel. I don't know exactly what to make of you right now, you haven't showed me that you are a threat, but I am eager to see exactly what you have in store. Maybe you are attempting to lure me into a false sense of security by saying you're not even interested in the title. But I see through that. I won't take you lightly Mr. Angel, but I do know a far superior person with the name "Angel".
{Ricky smirks.}
Ricky - Well, gentlemen, the name of the game is Wrestling. It's what I do better than just about anybody here, and I will further mark my legacy in nCw history by beating you both at Crossroads. But, I will await you're rebuttal to my claims. And I will wait, on this boat.
{Instead of the clip, two guys in tuxedo rush into view, scaring the crap out of Ricky. The two men begin to sing the song, until Ricky punches one of the men out.}
Ricky - Stop it. Okay, that song sucks. It's a stupid parody. Andy Samburg, thank your lucky stars I don't know where you live. Ugh....on a boat. What a joke.
{Fade}