Post by Roxi Johnson on Feb 27, 2010 5:29:01 GMT -6
So, anyway, we're still on this boat, and I'm loving my time here. But, I suppose I should take this opportunity to cut a promo.
{Roxi, still clad in her blue bikini, sits down and a nearby blanket, and eases back, using her arms for support.}
Roxi - So, myself, Julietta Lee, someone named Cleopatra, and uh, another person named Emma are wrestling? That's way too many Emma's now. But, really who cares?
I'm sure that they are just as thrilled about this match as I am.
Roxi - So, anyway, Emma Danielson, has she said anything lately? I'm not really sure, but if I had to guess, I'd say no. but really, she is an opponent and one I'll have to look out for.
These waves are so beautiful.
Roxi - So, My last match didn't go so well, as Zelda Knite used a megaton hammer and beat me, that's okay though, I've gotten a taste of what she's all about, and if given another chance, I can beat her. But, first thing's first, I've got to win this match with those three other sideshow freaks.
Freaks... is an understatement.
Roxi - So, Cleopatra. Wow, think of that name all by yourself? Which Cleopatra are you, by the way? the 8th? The 12th? Are you aware that you're whole sthick is currently being used by some big-breasted bimbo in Vegas? All day, everyday? Are you also aware this Cleopatra, the most famous one anyway, did herself in via snakebite? I'm sure that's of little concern to you anyway, you're too busy just being in Egypt pretending that you're some type of real Egyptian when you really sound like a seveneth grader who's learning world history for the first time. Good try doll, but if we could return to a world ruled by reality for a moment, let's face facts. It's time to grow up Cleo.
Maybe she really is Egyptian...
Roxi - Maybe I'm wrong about you Celo, maybe you are who you say you are, maybe by some genetic match, you are related. I mean, Stephen Colbert and Henry Louis Gates are related, and that's pretty awesome. So maybe you are Egytian. But, none of that really matters. In this match, all you are is a punching bag that I'm going to use to get a victory.
I wonder who I'm related to.?
Roxi - Moving on, there's Jules.
Let's not go too far over her head, she really only has like a 6th grade education.
Roxi - Jules is so badass, I mean, she drinks, she parties, she a punk rocker, she's foul mouthed, she's got it all. Everything any white blooded knuckle dragging mouth-breathing emo loser could ever want. She's trashy, and that's the way she likes it. And I'm sure she takes all of that as a compliment, because she's so hardcore. Well, I got news for you, your sthick...FAIL. You're not tough, you're not smart, you're not anything useful to society. You, Jules, are living proof of why countries enact Eugenics People like you should have to justify why they even exist. You're so anti-establishment there aren't you? So counter-culture? That stopped being cool like a decade ago.
It's so hard to tell people the truth sometimes.
Roxi - You're raunchy insults really hurt Jules. Oh my god, she made a remark about my vagina. She brought up tampons. She made fun of my relationship. That's so tired, I could sleep on it. I know it's hard to see the big picture when you've got such a small screen Jules, but since you've been here, Ricky's won what 3-4 matches? He's about to win the nCw Honor title too. But it's cool, not knowing things is so counter-culture. It makes you so badass. 'Cause you don't care right?
She should have her tubes tied, wouldn't want a possible spawn to sprout out of that, it's like a sarlac pit.
Roxi - Ladies, I emplore you to get serious, you can talk to gods and take class field trips to Egypt all you like, you can puke in garbage cans and proudly act like a whore all you like...You...can be named Emma all you like, but the bottom line is this, Winning isn't everything it's the only thing, and It's what I've done for quite some time. So, I'll see you freaks at the pay-per-view, maybe we can make everybody's dream come true and have a nasty orgy in the ring. Either way, I'm gonna walk out the winner.
Boys are so perverted.
{Roxi gets up after she's finished talking. She notices two flattened gentlemen on the deck of the boat, with Ricky standing over them.}
Roxi - What did you do?
Ricky - I knocked them out.
Roxi - Why?
Ricky - They started to sing that damn song.
Roxi - That's what I paid them to do.
Ricky - What?
Roxi - It was supposed to be a parody. A joke.
Ricky - I don't want it to be a parody.
Boys are also stupid.
Roxi - You are unbelieveable.
Ricky - What?
Roxi - Between you and my three opponents this Sunday, It's like the world is full of freaks and misfits.
Ricky - I- Wait, who do you have?
Roxi - Julietta Lee, Cleopatra, and Emma Danielson.
Ricky - I thought Cleopatra was dead. Or in Vegas.
Roxi - Yeah me too. Who you got?
Ricky - Atreyu and Nelly Angel.
Roxi - I thought Atreyu was a band. Or a Character from Never Ending Story.
Ricky - Yeah me too.
Roxi - You know what?
Ricky - hmm?
Roxi - I think we're the only two most sane, or even remotely sane people in nCw.
Ricky - I know. Scary isn't it?
{They hug looking at the distant waters.}
Ok, Ricky's not so bad.
{Roxi, still clad in her blue bikini, sits down and a nearby blanket, and eases back, using her arms for support.}
Roxi - So, myself, Julietta Lee, someone named Cleopatra, and uh, another person named Emma are wrestling? That's way too many Emma's now. But, really who cares?
I'm sure that they are just as thrilled about this match as I am.
Roxi - So, anyway, Emma Danielson, has she said anything lately? I'm not really sure, but if I had to guess, I'd say no. but really, she is an opponent and one I'll have to look out for.
These waves are so beautiful.
Roxi - So, My last match didn't go so well, as Zelda Knite used a megaton hammer and beat me, that's okay though, I've gotten a taste of what she's all about, and if given another chance, I can beat her. But, first thing's first, I've got to win this match with those three other sideshow freaks.
Freaks... is an understatement.
Roxi - So, Cleopatra. Wow, think of that name all by yourself? Which Cleopatra are you, by the way? the 8th? The 12th? Are you aware that you're whole sthick is currently being used by some big-breasted bimbo in Vegas? All day, everyday? Are you also aware this Cleopatra, the most famous one anyway, did herself in via snakebite? I'm sure that's of little concern to you anyway, you're too busy just being in Egypt pretending that you're some type of real Egyptian when you really sound like a seveneth grader who's learning world history for the first time. Good try doll, but if we could return to a world ruled by reality for a moment, let's face facts. It's time to grow up Cleo.
Maybe she really is Egyptian...
Roxi - Maybe I'm wrong about you Celo, maybe you are who you say you are, maybe by some genetic match, you are related. I mean, Stephen Colbert and Henry Louis Gates are related, and that's pretty awesome. So maybe you are Egytian. But, none of that really matters. In this match, all you are is a punching bag that I'm going to use to get a victory.
I wonder who I'm related to.?
Roxi - Moving on, there's Jules.
Let's not go too far over her head, she really only has like a 6th grade education.
Roxi - Jules is so badass, I mean, she drinks, she parties, she a punk rocker, she's foul mouthed, she's got it all. Everything any white blooded knuckle dragging mouth-breathing emo loser could ever want. She's trashy, and that's the way she likes it. And I'm sure she takes all of that as a compliment, because she's so hardcore. Well, I got news for you, your sthick...FAIL. You're not tough, you're not smart, you're not anything useful to society. You, Jules, are living proof of why countries enact Eugenics People like you should have to justify why they even exist. You're so anti-establishment there aren't you? So counter-culture? That stopped being cool like a decade ago.
It's so hard to tell people the truth sometimes.
Roxi - You're raunchy insults really hurt Jules. Oh my god, she made a remark about my vagina. She brought up tampons. She made fun of my relationship. That's so tired, I could sleep on it. I know it's hard to see the big picture when you've got such a small screen Jules, but since you've been here, Ricky's won what 3-4 matches? He's about to win the nCw Honor title too. But it's cool, not knowing things is so counter-culture. It makes you so badass. 'Cause you don't care right?
She should have her tubes tied, wouldn't want a possible spawn to sprout out of that, it's like a sarlac pit.
Roxi - Ladies, I emplore you to get serious, you can talk to gods and take class field trips to Egypt all you like, you can puke in garbage cans and proudly act like a whore all you like...You...can be named Emma all you like, but the bottom line is this, Winning isn't everything it's the only thing, and It's what I've done for quite some time. So, I'll see you freaks at the pay-per-view, maybe we can make everybody's dream come true and have a nasty orgy in the ring. Either way, I'm gonna walk out the winner.
Boys are so perverted.
{Roxi gets up after she's finished talking. She notices two flattened gentlemen on the deck of the boat, with Ricky standing over them.}
Roxi - What did you do?
Ricky - I knocked them out.
Roxi - Why?
Ricky - They started to sing that damn song.
Roxi - That's what I paid them to do.
Ricky - What?
Roxi - It was supposed to be a parody. A joke.
Ricky - I don't want it to be a parody.
Boys are also stupid.
Roxi - You are unbelieveable.
Ricky - What?
Roxi - Between you and my three opponents this Sunday, It's like the world is full of freaks and misfits.
Ricky - I- Wait, who do you have?
Roxi - Julietta Lee, Cleopatra, and Emma Danielson.
Ricky - I thought Cleopatra was dead. Or in Vegas.
Roxi - Yeah me too. Who you got?
Ricky - Atreyu and Nelly Angel.
Roxi - I thought Atreyu was a band. Or a Character from Never Ending Story.
Ricky - Yeah me too.
Roxi - You know what?
Ricky - hmm?
Roxi - I think we're the only two most sane, or even remotely sane people in nCw.
Ricky - I know. Scary isn't it?
{They hug looking at the distant waters.}
Ok, Ricky's not so bad.