Post by msjsn3 on Feb 27, 2010 9:45:27 GMT -6
Massive, Magnificent Body
We see the black 2010 Lexus E350 pulling into the parking lot of Sexy INC. It pulls into a parking spot that is reserved for “Sexy” Jason Lovegun. The Lexus came to a stop and the engine was turned off and the driver side door came open. “Sexy” Jason steps out and he closes the door and walks towards the entrance of Sexy INC. We noticed that he had on tight blue jeans and he is wearing a tight white t-shirt. He had some stuff on his mind. The last time he was here the fire department was here because someone has smoke coming from a waste bucket in the mens restroom. He shakes his head as he looked up at the sprinkler system. Yeah he remembers being soaked by them. He walks towards his office when he sees Mr. Mysterio running towards the shipping area.
Now what's happening?
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun knows that something is going down. When Mr. Mysterio was with nCw he had never gotten in a hurry to do anything. So Jason goes towards the Shipping area. Once he step into the shipping area
You got to be kidding? Who would do such a thing like this?
The camera pans around and we see at least 100 Sexy Rocker's damage or destroy. Jason is shaking his head in disbelief.
What the hell is going on? I want some answers and I wanted them yesterday!
Jason is seen walking out of the shipping area. He is heading towards his office. He got thinking about the sparring match he had early in the day. He smile. He opens the door to his office and as he walks in he closes it behind him. He goes around his desk and pulls the chair out and sits down. He puts his feet upon his desk. He leans back in his chair when the door comes open and Paul rushes in with a camera.
Paul: Sorry I am late. Was filming some of the damage Sexy Rocker.
Jason just looks at him. He nods his head in agreement.
Paul: You look so relax. I mean you even have your feet on your desk.
Paul goes to set the camera up. He looks over at Jason and nods. Jason holds 5 fingers up and Paul nods. About 5 minutes had passed and Jason gets up from his desk and walks in front of the camera.
I hope my opponents had watched that sparring match. If you did not, then you will be at a disadvantage. If you had watched the sparring match, then you will know that you are still at a disadvantage. My opponents might be thinking how are they at an disadvantage.
Jason takes his t-shirt off and flexes. Paul focus the camera on his massive biceps. Then Paul moves from the biceps and goes down his chest. You see his well define abs. Jason then brings his arms to the front and poses.
Another reason why my opponents are at a disadvantage is, because I only showed you the Lovegun. I have another finisher that you did not get to see. You see I will use the power of these massive biceps...
He flexes again and holds the pose for a bit. Paul got a good shot of the massive biceps of “Sexy” Jason Lovegun.
I will pound you to the mat, then when you think it is going to stop, well take a look at what Kirk went through. No one has a magnificent body like I do, so as soon as you step into that ring, you will be at a great disadvantage.
He puts his arms back down to his side. In fact he reaches over and grabs a Slime N Sexy and opens it and takes a drink from it.
I have offered nCw roster a discount on the Sexy System and only one person Nelly Angel took me up on the offer. The rest of you stuck your nose up at it. How can you think that it does not work. I am living proof. I guess you will have to find out the hard way this Sunday when you will FEEL THE POWER of the results of using the Sexy System. Of course there are those that have tried to embarrass me with the Slim N Sexy. You know who I am talking about. The World Chump Angel, took a drink and then spit it in my face, and then Ricky Johnson. Angel if you are still the Champion after Crossroad, you better order Sexy System, cause I am coming for you. Now I will tell you that the Sexy System does not work miracles, and Angel you need miracles to work overtime on your body. Actually if I look over the whole nCw roster there is not enough miracles to help this entire roster.
Jason Lovegun heads towards the door. He opens it and he motions for Paul to follow him. They both left the office wide open. They are walking through the hallway.
Memphis Tennessee is where I am making the change of my style. Memphis is where everyone will first experience the FEEL THE POWER. The wrestlers in the back are no longer going to be saying that I am a “joke”. Jason Evans are you feeling a little left out? You should be thankful. Once inside that ring, you are going to wish I never paid attention to you.
Jason Lovegun comes to the front doors. He opens the door and goes outside. He walks up to his 2010 Lexus E350 and he stops in his tracks. His jaw drops open and Paul focus the camera on the Lexus and you see this long scrape going from the fender all the way to the back of the car. Someone had keyed his Lexus.
Someone is going to pay for this! I'm not talking cash either. Someone is going to get hurt. When I find out who did this, there will be some justice served. In fact my opponents will FEEL THE POWER of this massive, magnificent body of mine. Freakke you say that you can feel like the man come this Sunday? A man you are not. A clown you are. When I heard you say that I started laughing and I thought it was an awesome joke. I hope you was not serious. For you to be a man is like saying I take steroids, and we all know that this massive, magnificent body is the result of hard training which is included in the Sexy System.
Jason Lovegun looks at his car again and shakes his head in disbelif. He turns back around and walks back toward the entrance of Sexy INC. He opens the door and goes in and the door closes behind him and the scene fades out.
We see the black 2010 Lexus E350 pulling into the parking lot of Sexy INC. It pulls into a parking spot that is reserved for “Sexy” Jason Lovegun. The Lexus came to a stop and the engine was turned off and the driver side door came open. “Sexy” Jason steps out and he closes the door and walks towards the entrance of Sexy INC. We noticed that he had on tight blue jeans and he is wearing a tight white t-shirt. He had some stuff on his mind. The last time he was here the fire department was here because someone has smoke coming from a waste bucket in the mens restroom. He shakes his head as he looked up at the sprinkler system. Yeah he remembers being soaked by them. He walks towards his office when he sees Mr. Mysterio running towards the shipping area.
Now what's happening?
“Sexy” Jason Lovegun knows that something is going down. When Mr. Mysterio was with nCw he had never gotten in a hurry to do anything. So Jason goes towards the Shipping area. Once he step into the shipping area
You got to be kidding? Who would do such a thing like this?
The camera pans around and we see at least 100 Sexy Rocker's damage or destroy. Jason is shaking his head in disbelief.
What the hell is going on? I want some answers and I wanted them yesterday!
Jason is seen walking out of the shipping area. He is heading towards his office. He got thinking about the sparring match he had early in the day. He smile. He opens the door to his office and as he walks in he closes it behind him. He goes around his desk and pulls the chair out and sits down. He puts his feet upon his desk. He leans back in his chair when the door comes open and Paul rushes in with a camera.
Paul: Sorry I am late. Was filming some of the damage Sexy Rocker.
Jason just looks at him. He nods his head in agreement.
Paul: You look so relax. I mean you even have your feet on your desk.
Paul goes to set the camera up. He looks over at Jason and nods. Jason holds 5 fingers up and Paul nods. About 5 minutes had passed and Jason gets up from his desk and walks in front of the camera.
I hope my opponents had watched that sparring match. If you did not, then you will be at a disadvantage. If you had watched the sparring match, then you will know that you are still at a disadvantage. My opponents might be thinking how are they at an disadvantage.
Jason takes his t-shirt off and flexes. Paul focus the camera on his massive biceps. Then Paul moves from the biceps and goes down his chest. You see his well define abs. Jason then brings his arms to the front and poses.
Another reason why my opponents are at a disadvantage is, because I only showed you the Lovegun. I have another finisher that you did not get to see. You see I will use the power of these massive biceps...
He flexes again and holds the pose for a bit. Paul got a good shot of the massive biceps of “Sexy” Jason Lovegun.
I will pound you to the mat, then when you think it is going to stop, well take a look at what Kirk went through. No one has a magnificent body like I do, so as soon as you step into that ring, you will be at a great disadvantage.
He puts his arms back down to his side. In fact he reaches over and grabs a Slime N Sexy and opens it and takes a drink from it.
I have offered nCw roster a discount on the Sexy System and only one person Nelly Angel took me up on the offer. The rest of you stuck your nose up at it. How can you think that it does not work. I am living proof. I guess you will have to find out the hard way this Sunday when you will FEEL THE POWER of the results of using the Sexy System. Of course there are those that have tried to embarrass me with the Slim N Sexy. You know who I am talking about. The World Chump Angel, took a drink and then spit it in my face, and then Ricky Johnson. Angel if you are still the Champion after Crossroad, you better order Sexy System, cause I am coming for you. Now I will tell you that the Sexy System does not work miracles, and Angel you need miracles to work overtime on your body. Actually if I look over the whole nCw roster there is not enough miracles to help this entire roster.
Jason Lovegun heads towards the door. He opens it and he motions for Paul to follow him. They both left the office wide open. They are walking through the hallway.
Memphis Tennessee is where I am making the change of my style. Memphis is where everyone will first experience the FEEL THE POWER. The wrestlers in the back are no longer going to be saying that I am a “joke”. Jason Evans are you feeling a little left out? You should be thankful. Once inside that ring, you are going to wish I never paid attention to you.
Jason Lovegun comes to the front doors. He opens the door and goes outside. He walks up to his 2010 Lexus E350 and he stops in his tracks. His jaw drops open and Paul focus the camera on the Lexus and you see this long scrape going from the fender all the way to the back of the car. Someone had keyed his Lexus.
Someone is going to pay for this! I'm not talking cash either. Someone is going to get hurt. When I find out who did this, there will be some justice served. In fact my opponents will FEEL THE POWER of this massive, magnificent body of mine. Freakke you say that you can feel like the man come this Sunday? A man you are not. A clown you are. When I heard you say that I started laughing and I thought it was an awesome joke. I hope you was not serious. For you to be a man is like saying I take steroids, and we all know that this massive, magnificent body is the result of hard training which is included in the Sexy System.
Jason Lovegun looks at his car again and shakes his head in disbelif. He turns back around and walks back toward the entrance of Sexy INC. He opens the door and goes in and the door closes behind him and the scene fades out.