Post by Recklessly Happy on Feb 28, 2010 0:24:57 GMT -6
Happy: DAMMIT!
( We open to Happy franticly punching a computer screen with the above image on it. )
Randy: How many times do I have to tell you, she has never posed nude.
Happy: NO! I refuse to believe that is true. I will find a topless photo of her, if it's the last thing I do.
Randy: Ok, but your going to be disappointed. I mean, I'm kind of the expert on this sort of stuff.
Nelly: Expert on what?
( Randy turns to see Nelly. )
Randy: Naked women.
Nelly: Or foreign soap operas.
Randy: Naked women is more likely.
Happy: This site says it has it.
Randy: *sigh* Don't you and Hexx have a match?
( Happy turns. )
Happy: I'm fighting Hexx?
Randy: No, your a tag team, called Magically Delicious and your fighting Kristoff Liam Bates.
Happy:..... Why are we fighting three people?
( Randy face palms then takes a swig from a flask that appeared from off camera. )
Randy: Kristoff Liam Bates is one person, KLB, Perfectly Normal Bates, Just Plain Bates, you know the guy?
Happy:.... Doesn't ring a bell....
Randy: He's been the Xtreme Champion, Rookie of the year, only man to beat Gib three times.
( Happy slowly turns back around to the computer screen and clicks on another web site to find yet another non nude picture of Ayla St. James. )
Randy: DUDE! You need to focus, this freaking guy beats women for not cooking his eggs right, what do you think he's going to do to you and mime boy?
Nelly: Actually I think they fired the mime.
Randy: WHATEVER!
Happy: He beats women?
Randy: All the time.
Happy: Over burnt food?
Randy: Daily.
Happy: Is she hot?
Randy:... Does.... Does that make a difference?
Happy: Not if she's ruining food it doesn't.
Randy: Wait, so you support spousal abuse?
Happy: I SUPPORT FOOD! And I'm telling you right now, if she's abusing foods right to be delicious well I may just have to KRUGER HER!
Nelly: Thats sort of a dated Dirty Deal reference to that guy Kevin Kruger they injured last year.
Happy: Really?
Nelly: Totally.
Happy: What should I say then?
Randy: How bout your going to kick his ass?
Happy: I don't know, seems pretty... standard... Couldn't I just go back to looking for naked pictures of Ayla St James and pray for the best?
Randy: Has that ever worked for you before?
Happy: Whats my nCw record again?
Randy: You've lost every match.
Happy: Hmmm... In that case...
( Happy grabs his Lubriderm and stands up. )
Happy: We've got work to do. Come on Nelly, TO THE MAN CAVE!!!!!
( Happy picks up Nelly and throws him over his shoulder. Randy looks excited. )
Randy: I'll grab my Awesome-Cam, sold exclusively on nCwShop.com, if it ain't Awesome then I ain't buying it.
( Cheesy grin as Randy grabs the Awesome-Cam and slides down the stripper poll into their Man Cave. Fade. )