Post by Ayla St. James on Feb 28, 2010 4:37:07 GMT -6
"What the hell are you doing?"
(Glens voice was as shocked as could be. The camera, the nCw camera that is, was poised perfectly to catch Aylas face, but below the neck was covered by a changing screen. Behind the screen, camera flashes were going off.)
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"It looks like you're doing a photo shoot.."
"That I am."
"Then why the hell are you naked?"
"Well, someone told me some guy named Mr. Happy was on the web looking for pictures of me nude. I realized that there weren't any, and decided that if my idol could flash her ta-tas at Mardi Gras, then it would do me some good to have some pics on the web."
"You do realize what guys do... with naked pics of celebrities.. right?"
"One, that's sick... even for you."
"Me? What? No.. I didn't mean me.. oh nevermind.."
"And Two, it's not like I care. I'm a celebrity, people pay to watch me perform, they might as well be able to see the goods, right?"
(Aylas logic always strangely made some sort of sense.)
"Well.. I can't stop you.. so.. go ahead then. But shouldn't you be preparing for your match?"
"What? You think I need training to beat the Cat Lady?"
"Yes, yes I do."
"Bleh.. just grab a cat and I'll be home free."
"How are you going to get a cat down from the pole while holding another one?"
"I'm not going to be holding the cat, you are."
"I'm not going out there."
"If you want to keep living here you will..."
(He sighed, not having the heart to tell her he was paying most of the bills until she received a pay upgrade.)
"Fine..."
"Now go make some snacks in case Cleo comes over again."
"The she-devil is coming over again??"
"You never know..."
"Uhhh ok.. I think I'll run to the store then... be back later.."
(He exits in haste, obviously not for cheetoes and motzarella sticks.)
"He's such a good guy sometimes."
(Cleo the cat wandered into frame, climbing along the screen.)
"Ohhhh there you are my pretty kitty. I bet this makes you mad as hell doesn't it C-Lady? Knowing that I have one of your precious kitties and it loves me n not you..nyahhh.."
(She stuck her tongue out again just as the camera snapped a photo.)
"I'm keeping that one for myself."
"Knock yourself out.. Anyway, me n little Cleo have a strat planning session to determine how much I should beat the crap out of you before I take her away from you for good. I know you thought you were all slick in getting this match to try and win the kitty back, but you made one fatal mistake.."
(She lets the statement hang in the air a brief moment.)
"You have to get the cat back from me! Mwahahahaha... But if you haven't guessed it by now, when I want something, I get it. I wanted a friend in Cleopatra, and I got it. I wanted a pet, and now I have this cat. And I'm going to fight you tooth and nail to keep this precious kitty from your grubby piss soaked hands. Take that to the bank and cash it. Check please..."
"Oh I don't need to be paid for this.."
"Not you.. it was an expression."
"I knew that.."
"Right. How many rolls of film have you taken?"
"Seven so far.."
"Ok, you think thats enough?"
"Oh, no way.."
"I hope we'll be done soon, it's frickin cold in here."
"Oh, I can tell."
(Fade.)
(Glens voice was as shocked as could be. The camera, the nCw camera that is, was poised perfectly to catch Aylas face, but below the neck was covered by a changing screen. Behind the screen, camera flashes were going off.)
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"It looks like you're doing a photo shoot.."
"That I am."
"Then why the hell are you naked?"
"Well, someone told me some guy named Mr. Happy was on the web looking for pictures of me nude. I realized that there weren't any, and decided that if my idol could flash her ta-tas at Mardi Gras, then it would do me some good to have some pics on the web."
"You do realize what guys do... with naked pics of celebrities.. right?"
"One, that's sick... even for you."
"Me? What? No.. I didn't mean me.. oh nevermind.."
"And Two, it's not like I care. I'm a celebrity, people pay to watch me perform, they might as well be able to see the goods, right?"
(Aylas logic always strangely made some sort of sense.)
"Well.. I can't stop you.. so.. go ahead then. But shouldn't you be preparing for your match?"
"What? You think I need training to beat the Cat Lady?"
"Yes, yes I do."
"Bleh.. just grab a cat and I'll be home free."
"How are you going to get a cat down from the pole while holding another one?"
"I'm not going to be holding the cat, you are."
"I'm not going out there."
"If you want to keep living here you will..."
(He sighed, not having the heart to tell her he was paying most of the bills until she received a pay upgrade.)
"Fine..."
"Now go make some snacks in case Cleo comes over again."
"The she-devil is coming over again??"
"You never know..."
"Uhhh ok.. I think I'll run to the store then... be back later.."
(He exits in haste, obviously not for cheetoes and motzarella sticks.)
"He's such a good guy sometimes."
(Cleo the cat wandered into frame, climbing along the screen.)
"Ohhhh there you are my pretty kitty. I bet this makes you mad as hell doesn't it C-Lady? Knowing that I have one of your precious kitties and it loves me n not you..nyahhh.."
(She stuck her tongue out again just as the camera snapped a photo.)
"I'm keeping that one for myself."
"Knock yourself out.. Anyway, me n little Cleo have a strat planning session to determine how much I should beat the crap out of you before I take her away from you for good. I know you thought you were all slick in getting this match to try and win the kitty back, but you made one fatal mistake.."
(She lets the statement hang in the air a brief moment.)
"You have to get the cat back from me! Mwahahahaha... But if you haven't guessed it by now, when I want something, I get it. I wanted a friend in Cleopatra, and I got it. I wanted a pet, and now I have this cat. And I'm going to fight you tooth and nail to keep this precious kitty from your grubby piss soaked hands. Take that to the bank and cash it. Check please..."
"Oh I don't need to be paid for this.."
"Not you.. it was an expression."
"I knew that.."
"Right. How many rolls of film have you taken?"
"Seven so far.."
"Ok, you think thats enough?"
"Oh, no way.."
"I hope we'll be done soon, it's frickin cold in here."
"Oh, I can tell."
(Fade.)