Post by scab on Mar 15, 2010 11:04:27 GMT -6
Not only a loss, but I got pinned in my first ever match. You can imagine that the infamous "Boone Family" will be disappointed in me after all the work I've been through. It was a great first match though. The only thing I'm really disappointed with myself is the fact that I go from calling boring matches to being in a boring match. I'm going to promise right now, the next match I'm in won't be as boring as this one. *looks at the Suspense card for this week* Correct me, I'm facing Megan Kane. The girl with that man who declares war on nCw about as often as I change my underwear. Maybe that was a bad metaphor to use. Well, I'm at the Boone family get together right now and as you can see, my cousins Davey and Michael aren't too happy right now.
Michael Boone: I took you off the streets and cleaned you up from all the drugs and the prostitution, helped you get a job with nCw, and then you go and embarrass us like this? What the hell were you thinking?
Davey Boone: Calm down Mike, it was her first match in nCw and she's cursed by carrying the Boone name. Give her a break...
Michael Boone: Give her a BREAK? She's cursed with the Boone name? Dave, you used to DOMINATE the nCw. If you were to step into the ring with the likes of Brad Kane, Lance Ryan, or Ada..
Davey Boone: STOP RIGHT THERE! This isn't about me or you, it is about Jaymie. We've got to help her get better. You don't ever say that I can beat Adam Knite...and you don't ever say that "if I were to step into a nCw ring" because that will never happen. We are here to help Jaymie out and nothing else. Jaymie, what happened Friday night?
Jaymie has her head held down as Michael grabs her by the throat. Jaymie flips him over on his back and places him into an arm bar as Michael screams like a little girl. Davey pulls her off of him as he looks at Mike and laughs.
Davey Boone: Dang Mike, what happened to you over there?
Michael Boone: I didn't want to get anywhere near her vagina, that thing is still infested with whatever.
Michael walks off as Davey turns back to Jaymie who's standing up now and has her arms crossed.
Davey Boone: Talk to me cuz.
Jaymie Boone: Well, I was very nervous. I mean, it was my first ever match. It was nCw and everything and I didn't want to look bad.
Davey Boone: That's fine, everybody gets nerves. I still get them every time I walk out to the ring and I've been doing this for twelve years now.
Jaymie has a look of amazement on her face.
Jaymie Boone: You STILL get nervous?
Davey Boone: Of course, if I never got a little nervous every time then I would know my love for this sport is gone and I should hang it up. You get so competitive that you give it everything you've got to win, you get nervous about it. That happens all the time, so don't worry about that. I looked at the competition and even for a first timer like yourself, you still should have pulled out the win. So what else was wrong?
Jaymie Boone: My ADD....
Davey frowns upon that excuse and just stares at her in disbelief.
Jaymie Boone: If my attention isn't had for more than three seconds I.........
There is a long pause as Jaymie is walking off in another direction, Davey stops her.
Davey Boone: You what?
Jaymie Boone: Huh? What are you talking about?
Davey sighs loudly a he shakes his head in amazement.
Davey Boone: You've got Megan Kane this week on Suspense, what are your thoughts on facing her?
Jaymie Boone: I'm going to win....
A butterfly goes by her face as she begins walking off after it. Davey stops her again and pulls her back.
Davey Boone: I'll be damned if this is a Sexy Jason Lovegun promo, you are gonna fish talking about Megan Kane.
Jaymie Boone: Last week, the "War Boy Wonder" of hers said he was sorry for getting her pregnant or whatever so she couldn't have many matches here. I've been pregnant, hit a man over the head with a trashcan, smoked cigarettes, did other drugs, had more sexual relations with other men, broke a beer bottle over the head of a hussie once at a bar, and managed to do this all while five to nine months pregnant. I've got more fighting experience while being pregnant than Megan Kane does wrestling experience! This is what this match is going to be, a fight that she simply can't win. Why?.........just kidding on that "day dream". I'm going to tell you why, because she's a KANE..plain and simple. And not only that, she's with the worst Kane of them all....Brad. You guys have a war on nCw to focus on for the up-teen time, a war that you lost the first seventy-five times you tried to declare simply because I think you have a case of ADD as well or you just don't get those "nerves" like my cousin, Davey was talking about. You just don't care for the business and that rubs off on poor, sweet Megan. So call me a whore, call me a slut, call me a bitch, I'm still gonna whoop your @$$ Friday night in the middle of that ring. I'll steal one from the page of the old "Raptor" Adam Knite when he used to say, "FEAR THE BITE!". Accept, I'm going to say..."FEAR THE SLUT!"
She walks off from the view of the camera as Davey places his arm around her and laughs.
Davey Boone: Very good, my cousin, very good. Did you get to watch Onslaught last night?
Jaymie Boone: I did backstage at Trauma until Lance Ryan kicked the tv over and busted it open. He mumbled, "that's garbage wrestling, focus on Trauma."
Davey Boone: No worries, he's just jealous because he can't cut it here anymore. He's got hurt pride as well as hurt his "legendary status" and took it out on you. Stay focused and you'll be fine. You are a Boone and Boone's are winners whether people like them or not. What do you say we go have us some pickled pigs feet and toast?
Jaymie has already lost interest and is walking off on her own again. Davey laughs, walks back towards the family as the scene fades.
Michael Boone: I took you off the streets and cleaned you up from all the drugs and the prostitution, helped you get a job with nCw, and then you go and embarrass us like this? What the hell were you thinking?
Davey Boone: Calm down Mike, it was her first match in nCw and she's cursed by carrying the Boone name. Give her a break...
Michael Boone: Give her a BREAK? She's cursed with the Boone name? Dave, you used to DOMINATE the nCw. If you were to step into the ring with the likes of Brad Kane, Lance Ryan, or Ada..
Davey Boone: STOP RIGHT THERE! This isn't about me or you, it is about Jaymie. We've got to help her get better. You don't ever say that I can beat Adam Knite...and you don't ever say that "if I were to step into a nCw ring" because that will never happen. We are here to help Jaymie out and nothing else. Jaymie, what happened Friday night?
Jaymie has her head held down as Michael grabs her by the throat. Jaymie flips him over on his back and places him into an arm bar as Michael screams like a little girl. Davey pulls her off of him as he looks at Mike and laughs.
Davey Boone: Dang Mike, what happened to you over there?
Michael Boone: I didn't want to get anywhere near her vagina, that thing is still infested with whatever.
Michael walks off as Davey turns back to Jaymie who's standing up now and has her arms crossed.
Davey Boone: Talk to me cuz.
Jaymie Boone: Well, I was very nervous. I mean, it was my first ever match. It was nCw and everything and I didn't want to look bad.
Davey Boone: That's fine, everybody gets nerves. I still get them every time I walk out to the ring and I've been doing this for twelve years now.
Jaymie has a look of amazement on her face.
Jaymie Boone: You STILL get nervous?
Davey Boone: Of course, if I never got a little nervous every time then I would know my love for this sport is gone and I should hang it up. You get so competitive that you give it everything you've got to win, you get nervous about it. That happens all the time, so don't worry about that. I looked at the competition and even for a first timer like yourself, you still should have pulled out the win. So what else was wrong?
Jaymie Boone: My ADD....
Davey frowns upon that excuse and just stares at her in disbelief.
Jaymie Boone: If my attention isn't had for more than three seconds I.........
There is a long pause as Jaymie is walking off in another direction, Davey stops her.
Davey Boone: You what?
Jaymie Boone: Huh? What are you talking about?
Davey sighs loudly a he shakes his head in amazement.
Davey Boone: You've got Megan Kane this week on Suspense, what are your thoughts on facing her?
Jaymie Boone: I'm going to win....
A butterfly goes by her face as she begins walking off after it. Davey stops her again and pulls her back.
Davey Boone: I'll be damned if this is a Sexy Jason Lovegun promo, you are gonna fish talking about Megan Kane.
Jaymie Boone: Last week, the "War Boy Wonder" of hers said he was sorry for getting her pregnant or whatever so she couldn't have many matches here. I've been pregnant, hit a man over the head with a trashcan, smoked cigarettes, did other drugs, had more sexual relations with other men, broke a beer bottle over the head of a hussie once at a bar, and managed to do this all while five to nine months pregnant. I've got more fighting experience while being pregnant than Megan Kane does wrestling experience! This is what this match is going to be, a fight that she simply can't win. Why?.........just kidding on that "day dream". I'm going to tell you why, because she's a KANE..plain and simple. And not only that, she's with the worst Kane of them all....Brad. You guys have a war on nCw to focus on for the up-teen time, a war that you lost the first seventy-five times you tried to declare simply because I think you have a case of ADD as well or you just don't get those "nerves" like my cousin, Davey was talking about. You just don't care for the business and that rubs off on poor, sweet Megan. So call me a whore, call me a slut, call me a bitch, I'm still gonna whoop your @$$ Friday night in the middle of that ring. I'll steal one from the page of the old "Raptor" Adam Knite when he used to say, "FEAR THE BITE!". Accept, I'm going to say..."FEAR THE SLUT!"
She walks off from the view of the camera as Davey places his arm around her and laughs.
Davey Boone: Very good, my cousin, very good. Did you get to watch Onslaught last night?
Jaymie Boone: I did backstage at Trauma until Lance Ryan kicked the tv over and busted it open. He mumbled, "that's garbage wrestling, focus on Trauma."
Davey Boone: No worries, he's just jealous because he can't cut it here anymore. He's got hurt pride as well as hurt his "legendary status" and took it out on you. Stay focused and you'll be fine. You are a Boone and Boone's are winners whether people like them or not. What do you say we go have us some pickled pigs feet and toast?
Jaymie has already lost interest and is walking off on her own again. Davey laughs, walks back towards the family as the scene fades.