Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 19, 2010 14:21:29 GMT -6
As we walk among the shadows the streets the field of battle
Take it up, we wear the medal, raise your hands with burning candles.
Hear us whisper in the dark hear in the rain you see the spark
Feel the beating of our heart fleeting hope as we depart
All together, walk alone against all we've ever known
All we've ever really wanted was a place to call our home
But you take all we are; the innocence of our hearts.
Make us kneel before the alter as you tear us apart!
Take it up, we wear the medal, raise your hands with burning candles.
Hear us whisper in the dark hear in the rain you see the spark
Feel the beating of our heart fleeting hope as we depart
All together, walk alone against all we've ever known
All we've ever really wanted was a place to call our home
But you take all we are; the innocence of our hearts.
Make us kneel before the alter as you tear us apart!
The scene opens up immediately following Joe Everyman's latest promo. A continuation of sorts. The camera is found inside of Joe Everyman's Escalade. Joe is at the helm, while Maria is calmly sitting in the passenger's seat. Maria is enjoying the beautiful Spring day of Pensacola, Florida. Joe is a bit more focused in his stare out of the front window.
Joe Everyman: So, does it all make sense now?
Maria Williams: For the most part...I just say what I have to say, and the tech guys will craft it into the promo?
Joe Everyman: Pretty much, yeah. If you want a song or anything fancy to go along with it, it's just as easy. It will feel alot like a radio broadcast when you listen to it, just clearer.
Maria Williams: This is so cool! I can't wait to see yours...even though I just listened to you make it.
Joe chuckles at Maria's banter.
Maria Williams: What's so funny?
Joe Everyman: Oh nothing...you're just getting really excited about these things.
Maria Williams: I've never had a good chance at doing my own promo before. It seems pretty fun.
Joe Everyman: I know it's all fun and games now, but remember that you're fighting the only nCw Women's Champion in history. That's not an easy thing to look over.
Maria Williams: I know...but I have the greatest teacher a student could ask for.
Joe gets a large grin on his face when he hears this.
Joe Everyman: Well you know...I try my best.
Maria Williams: I think I may be ready to try this.
Joe Everyman: Alright...just focus, and say what needs to be said.
Maria Williams: I will...wish me luck.
Joe Everyman: Good luck baby.
Maria blushes.
Maria Williams: Thank you.
The camera stays locked on Maria's face as it fades to black.
So I just start talking now?
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Joe?
Hey now, this is your promo. You talk, I'm not going to say anything.
Ok, ok...when I heard this week that I was going to be facing Zelda Knite, I was, to be honest, a little anxious. I haven't had very many matches here in nCw. And I haven't been very successful either. But now, I get the chance of a life time against the best women's wrestler these is in nCw, Zelda Knite. I've seen alot of your promos, and I've impressed. Not very many people can lock into the rhythm that you have. All while doing it with video game references, that's impressive as well. I personally like the idea of doing that. And you see, I'm going to return a little bit of your fire as well. I used to play video game some when I was younger, and of course being married to a gamer, with his best friend being a gamer, my sister and I picked up something along the way. And it doesn't matter how many times you've beaten Joe at Mario Kart, because you've never faced me.
Wait, wait...what did she say about me?
Didn't you see her promo? Most of it was attacking you, not me.
That little b*tch!
As I was saying before though...you've never faced me in Mario Kart, and you've never faced me in the ring either. I fight alot like Joe, and I can win just as easily. He has been my mentor though this whole thing. And really, for you Zelda, you should have spent more time this week going after me, not my husband. Trash talking him isn't going to do anything to me. While yes, it will upset me and make me mad, it won't help any in the ring. You attacked him the way you always do...like a girl. You may be the Women's Champion, but you talk like, well...a girl. I know alot about winning. I've seen how winners do it. You have to fight like a man. You need to talk like one too. Nobody will be intimidated by your little shower sequences. Nobody will fear your video game talk. You can call Joe Toad all you want...it won't have any effect on this match. You have to man up and fight like the wrestler that you are.
I'm going to go into this match and fight like Joe would. All of my moves are power moves. I'm not ganna fight like some prissy little girl like Kelly Kelly. No no, I'm going to fight like Beth Phoenix or Trish Stratus. You know, women who can actually beat a man if they tried. Unlike you. If you fought Joe, he would clean your clock without even thinking about it. I can tell, he didn't exactly like your Mario Kart banter either. So now he's going to be teaching me everything I need to know about beating you. I'm not going to go into this match being under confident though. I know you are a good wrestler. If you weren't, you wouldn't be the nCw Women's Champion. But, not if I beat you, but when I do, I'll be able to say I beat Zelda Knite. Not very many people in this company can say that. Just think what that will do to my standing in this company.
So this week, maybe you can do us all a huge favor. I know that the camera follow you around because you're a huge star now, but I already know what it's like to be in the spot light. I've been with Joe for almost four years. He's been in the spot light even since he got into nCw, and I've been with him ever since. I earned my spot, being trained my Joe, and being smooth on the mic. I didn't have to have my big brother of my slut of a sister get me in, like you did.
And please, next time you fight me, get the facts straight. Joe doesn't fight like Toad...he fights like Luigi. Still just as good as the best there is, Mario, but still not getting the respect and attention he deserves. You on the other hand, fight like Princess Peach. Only admired by little girls and lonely guys who need something new to get off to. Maybe next week, you won't try to whore yourself out as much as you did this week. Nobody is impressed by your little teases. Maybe you should stop hanging out with your sister in law, she's defiantly starting to turn you into a slut, just like she is.
We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all
We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all
We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all...
Till the angels save us all
We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all
We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all...