Post by Ricky Johnson on Mar 26, 2010 4:35:00 GMT -6
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{The sandy desert. Where the hell are we? I'm not liking this hot and dry weather. There stands Ricky, surrounded by nothing but sand dunes.}
Ricky - Welcome to Iraq.
{WHAT?}
Ricky - The current tempreture is 121 degrees with 40 percent humidity. In other words, it's really hot. Here, there is nothing but sand, but only a few miles away, there is a city. Ripe with blown up buildings, miserable people, and devestation.
{He paces to the right.}
Ricky - Now, there's no need to worry, There are no long winded press confrences or pleas to my wife. Not this time. This...is all business.
{he turns to face the sun.}
Ricky - This may be considered taking a metaphor quite literally, but I know that all of my opponents are visual leaners. The days are growing shorter, before we step into a place just like this. On these sandy battlegrounds, wars have been waged, battles won, and lives lost. But, while not that serious in reguards to mortality, the violence will be not less real.
{And back to the camera.}
Ricky - I was criticized for attacking every single one of my opponents last time, which I thought was the concept of this match, but I guess if people want to whine about unfairness, I'll take it easy. So, three of you can consider yourselves lucky you escape my wrath for now, but rest assured, you are not safe. Really what I'm doing is working in reverse order. I would attack two or three first, then the remaining men, then all of you. But I'll work backwards this time.
{He walks into the sand. He crouches nearby and grabs a handful of sand.}
Ricky - Let's begin. You see, In ancient times, warriors would gather for great battles, and they would reach down, grab a handful of sand, and let it run through their fingers. They did this for two reasons. One, to judge the wind. This helped with artillery. The other? For grip on their weapons. So their weapon didn't slip when they impaled an opponent on the battlefield. Is that enough of a visual boys? This will be the proveribal battlefield. Except with more steel to cut you all up with. You had better be prepared for this match, because I certainly will be.
{He raises from a crouch.}
Ricky - I am going to address Will Washington first. Andrew Jacobsen said last time that one slip could spell the end. So, case in point, I got my facts wrong. Now, I'm man enough to admit when I am wrong about someone. And Mr. Washington, I was wrong about you. I apologize right now. You are not who I pegged you to be. It was a gross generalization about you.
{His head drops, then he brushes his hair from his face.}
Ricky - Will Washington is not your standard patriot. He talks at great lengths about what values he treasures, most recently...respect.
I would like to think that Will respects me, but deep down, he doesn't. I was respectful enough to apologize for my defiamation of his character, but I doubt he takes that as respect. Because Will Washington doesn't know the meaning of the word, first off all. Second of all, as he put it, you have to have honor to get respect. And while Mr. Washington can put off the fascade of having honor, he's a dirty liar. He comes out of this TV every time nCw decides for whatever reason to give him the time, and blows sunshine up the ass of all you people. He talks about how much he respects everyone, and has a big lovefest and all that good stuff.
So, let me ask this question: Do any of you, or does anyone in nCw want or NEED Will Washington's respect? No. Why, because someone's respect is useless is the person who respects you is trash. Will washington's respect and 50 cents will get a cup of coffee and a pointless story. Now, I'm sure Robin respects Batman, I'm sure Bucky respects Captain America. I'm even sure Jimmy Olsen respects Superman. But aside from being pain's in the ass for them, do they matter? Did you ever read a Batman comic for Robin? No. You didn't.That is Will Washington in a nutshell. I don't care, you don't care.
But, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Will Washington is harded competetor with tons of expierence and is vetern of ring wars galore. But I doubt it. I did notice however, that Will hasn't mentioned me once in his two works this week. He's saving a whole huge rant about me for the next time you change the channel when he comes on your screen. So, since that's what's going to happen, I'll save you the trouble. He does respect me, he's going to beat me up, maybe injure me, he's going to win, yadda, yadda, yadda.. Fin. It's a tried and true stategy, but since Will is so boring that you're going to miss it, It won't work. Amuse me Mr. Washington. Make me believe that you stand a chance in this match, because right now, you're a tackling dummy.
{He chuckles to himself.}
Ricky - And speaking of dummies, let's move on to Mr. Infamous himself, Jimmy Zane.
{He cracks his kniuckles as he speaks.}
Ricky - Jimmy Zane took aim at me by saying all I could talk about was him only winning one title, and losing big matches. Like everyone else did.[/color]
{Ricky shrugs in a "What do you expect?" motion}
Ricky - Well Jim, I am trying to find the world to describe that. Oh, I got it. It what we all talked about, because you haven't done anything else. Please enlighten the whole world Jim, what have you done? If you'll pardon the pun, You've become...Infamous, for doing those things. You have that reputation. I would have figured it's what you want. Its made you what you have been yelling at random intervals about, being Infamous. Not so cool anymore is it, Jimmy?
But the best part about that? After whining and complaining about how we all said the same thing. After pissing and moaning about what he has done, and being so offended by it...he promptly says that he doesn't care. Boy, I believe in the Easter bunny too after that one. Really sold me on not caring, Jimbo. You can do better than that, Zane. If I want to go to war with a mentally challenged person who paints their face for no reason whatsoever, I'll post a video on youtube badmouthing Insane Clown Posse.
{He laughs at his own joke.}
Ricky - But the real kicker about Jimmy Zane, is he believes, truely, that He and Bates will work together and one of them will win the match. Jimmy have you ever heard the phrase keep your fiends close, and your enimies closer? That applies her because in this match, Bates is your enemy. Do you think that if he wins, he'll thank you? That he'll share his prize money? That if he wins the world title at A Night to Remember that he'll make you co-champion? I know it's hard for you to see the big picture when you have such a small screen Jim, so I'll answer it for you. NO. Would you do it for him? Didn't think so, either. Remember a pat on the back can quickly turn into a knife wound.
But, if you want there are other things that can be said about you. Your love of face painting perhaps, or your dominance and acceptance issues with your old man. I don't understand either, considering your father wasn't a legend or memorable, and you are a bigger stand that he was already. If he can't accept it, get over it. You act like you belong at the lead damsel in Twilight for god sake. Grow a set already Zane.
{He pauses and thinks.}
Ricky - A breif side not here, If, no, no...WHEN I win this match, I see that Sephiroth has won himself a crack at my Xtreme title at A Night to Remember, so, I would be double booked for that show, with my impending world title shot against Angel or Homeless Harold. A stacked deck against me? Pfft. If that is what it takes, then so be it.
{He wipes his brow with sweat clearly visable.}
Ricky - As you can plainly see Gentlemen, I'm ready and willing to sweat this Sunday, because I know what it takes to compete in this kind of match. I'm ready to bleed, because I know how barbaric this kind of match can be. I'm ready to pay the price to win, because I've done it countless times. Do any of you? No. I've had as many title reigns as all of you COMBINED. You will not show me anything I haven't already seen, nor what I am preparing for. I am going to war with you this Sunday. War is not won by playing fair, winning a skirmish here or there, or depending on the luck of the moment. It takes planning, preperation, and being able to do whatever it takes to win. And I think it goes without saying that I fit those prequalifications like a custom made glove.
So please, Gentlemen, I implore you, come with something stronger than you got now. You all claim to want to win this match more than anything in the world. Zane said has worked 3 years for it, in fact. I'm sure Washington respects his chances if nothing else, and you other three seem hell bent on winning too. And while that's all well and good...
I WANT IT MORE.
{Fade for Now}
Time:
{The sandy desert. Where the hell are we? I'm not liking this hot and dry weather. There stands Ricky, surrounded by nothing but sand dunes.}
Ricky - Welcome to Iraq.
{WHAT?}
Ricky - The current tempreture is 121 degrees with 40 percent humidity. In other words, it's really hot. Here, there is nothing but sand, but only a few miles away, there is a city. Ripe with blown up buildings, miserable people, and devestation.
{He paces to the right.}
Ricky - Now, there's no need to worry, There are no long winded press confrences or pleas to my wife. Not this time. This...is all business.
{he turns to face the sun.}
Ricky - This may be considered taking a metaphor quite literally, but I know that all of my opponents are visual leaners. The days are growing shorter, before we step into a place just like this. On these sandy battlegrounds, wars have been waged, battles won, and lives lost. But, while not that serious in reguards to mortality, the violence will be not less real.
{And back to the camera.}
Ricky - I was criticized for attacking every single one of my opponents last time, which I thought was the concept of this match, but I guess if people want to whine about unfairness, I'll take it easy. So, three of you can consider yourselves lucky you escape my wrath for now, but rest assured, you are not safe. Really what I'm doing is working in reverse order. I would attack two or three first, then the remaining men, then all of you. But I'll work backwards this time.
{He walks into the sand. He crouches nearby and grabs a handful of sand.}
Ricky - Let's begin. You see, In ancient times, warriors would gather for great battles, and they would reach down, grab a handful of sand, and let it run through their fingers. They did this for two reasons. One, to judge the wind. This helped with artillery. The other? For grip on their weapons. So their weapon didn't slip when they impaled an opponent on the battlefield. Is that enough of a visual boys? This will be the proveribal battlefield. Except with more steel to cut you all up with. You had better be prepared for this match, because I certainly will be.
{He raises from a crouch.}
Ricky - I am going to address Will Washington first. Andrew Jacobsen said last time that one slip could spell the end. So, case in point, I got my facts wrong. Now, I'm man enough to admit when I am wrong about someone. And Mr. Washington, I was wrong about you. I apologize right now. You are not who I pegged you to be. It was a gross generalization about you.
{His head drops, then he brushes his hair from his face.}
Ricky - Will Washington is not your standard patriot. He talks at great lengths about what values he treasures, most recently...respect.
I would like to think that Will respects me, but deep down, he doesn't. I was respectful enough to apologize for my defiamation of his character, but I doubt he takes that as respect. Because Will Washington doesn't know the meaning of the word, first off all. Second of all, as he put it, you have to have honor to get respect. And while Mr. Washington can put off the fascade of having honor, he's a dirty liar. He comes out of this TV every time nCw decides for whatever reason to give him the time, and blows sunshine up the ass of all you people. He talks about how much he respects everyone, and has a big lovefest and all that good stuff.
So, let me ask this question: Do any of you, or does anyone in nCw want or NEED Will Washington's respect? No. Why, because someone's respect is useless is the person who respects you is trash. Will washington's respect and 50 cents will get a cup of coffee and a pointless story. Now, I'm sure Robin respects Batman, I'm sure Bucky respects Captain America. I'm even sure Jimmy Olsen respects Superman. But aside from being pain's in the ass for them, do they matter? Did you ever read a Batman comic for Robin? No. You didn't.That is Will Washington in a nutshell. I don't care, you don't care.
But, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Will Washington is harded competetor with tons of expierence and is vetern of ring wars galore. But I doubt it. I did notice however, that Will hasn't mentioned me once in his two works this week. He's saving a whole huge rant about me for the next time you change the channel when he comes on your screen. So, since that's what's going to happen, I'll save you the trouble. He does respect me, he's going to beat me up, maybe injure me, he's going to win, yadda, yadda, yadda.. Fin. It's a tried and true stategy, but since Will is so boring that you're going to miss it, It won't work. Amuse me Mr. Washington. Make me believe that you stand a chance in this match, because right now, you're a tackling dummy.
{He chuckles to himself.}
Ricky - And speaking of dummies, let's move on to Mr. Infamous himself, Jimmy Zane.
{He cracks his kniuckles as he speaks.}
Ricky - Jimmy Zane took aim at me by saying all I could talk about was him only winning one title, and losing big matches. Like everyone else did.[/color]
{Ricky shrugs in a "What do you expect?" motion}
Ricky - Well Jim, I am trying to find the world to describe that. Oh, I got it. It what we all talked about, because you haven't done anything else. Please enlighten the whole world Jim, what have you done? If you'll pardon the pun, You've become...Infamous, for doing those things. You have that reputation. I would have figured it's what you want. Its made you what you have been yelling at random intervals about, being Infamous. Not so cool anymore is it, Jimmy?
But the best part about that? After whining and complaining about how we all said the same thing. After pissing and moaning about what he has done, and being so offended by it...he promptly says that he doesn't care. Boy, I believe in the Easter bunny too after that one. Really sold me on not caring, Jimbo. You can do better than that, Zane. If I want to go to war with a mentally challenged person who paints their face for no reason whatsoever, I'll post a video on youtube badmouthing Insane Clown Posse.
{He laughs at his own joke.}
Ricky - But the real kicker about Jimmy Zane, is he believes, truely, that He and Bates will work together and one of them will win the match. Jimmy have you ever heard the phrase keep your fiends close, and your enimies closer? That applies her because in this match, Bates is your enemy. Do you think that if he wins, he'll thank you? That he'll share his prize money? That if he wins the world title at A Night to Remember that he'll make you co-champion? I know it's hard for you to see the big picture when you have such a small screen Jim, so I'll answer it for you. NO. Would you do it for him? Didn't think so, either. Remember a pat on the back can quickly turn into a knife wound.
But, if you want there are other things that can be said about you. Your love of face painting perhaps, or your dominance and acceptance issues with your old man. I don't understand either, considering your father wasn't a legend or memorable, and you are a bigger stand that he was already. If he can't accept it, get over it. You act like you belong at the lead damsel in Twilight for god sake. Grow a set already Zane.
{He pauses and thinks.}
Ricky - A breif side not here, If, no, no...WHEN I win this match, I see that Sephiroth has won himself a crack at my Xtreme title at A Night to Remember, so, I would be double booked for that show, with my impending world title shot against Angel or Homeless Harold. A stacked deck against me? Pfft. If that is what it takes, then so be it.
{He wipes his brow with sweat clearly visable.}
Ricky - As you can plainly see Gentlemen, I'm ready and willing to sweat this Sunday, because I know what it takes to compete in this kind of match. I'm ready to bleed, because I know how barbaric this kind of match can be. I'm ready to pay the price to win, because I've done it countless times. Do any of you? No. I've had as many title reigns as all of you COMBINED. You will not show me anything I haven't already seen, nor what I am preparing for. I am going to war with you this Sunday. War is not won by playing fair, winning a skirmish here or there, or depending on the luck of the moment. It takes planning, preperation, and being able to do whatever it takes to win. And I think it goes without saying that I fit those prequalifications like a custom made glove.
So please, Gentlemen, I implore you, come with something stronger than you got now. You all claim to want to win this match more than anything in the world. Zane said has worked 3 years for it, in fact. I'm sure Washington respects his chances if nothing else, and you other three seem hell bent on winning too. And while that's all well and good...
I WANT IT MORE.
{Fade for Now}