Post by Hexxy on Mar 26, 2010 9:43:54 GMT -6
{The magnificent, the wonderful, the mighty, the ruggedly handsome Hexx stands before you mortal, you just perk up your ears, you must turn up the volume and you must listen to every word spoken by this man because it's just going to vibrate with awesome, and you know it. Hexx stands before you, to deliver a message, be warned that it is not for the weak of mind, so all children under the age of 16, and Joe Everyman, must turn away, or face the wrath of Hexx himself.}
Hexx: I know everybody expects me to come out here and for this match come up with some hilarious little picture show or something, I'm fully aware that's what everybody expects. But I'm not doing it.
Everytime I have a match I get a hundred gabillion people telling me "make sure and do something funny hexx", or "make sure to do some hilarious Hexx" or my favorite one "make us laugh you pudgy faced clown boy", well I'm sick of it. I want to be considered a serious wrestler. I want to be known for my high wrestling knowledge and abilities and not as some painted up clown
What? Stop dressing up as a voodoo shaman then?! I can't do that it'd go against my heritage, I come from a long line of voodoo shaman. My father was one, his father was one, his father was a shoe cobbler, but his father was a witch doctor. So you see the blood of a voodoo master runs through my veins like pain killers and repressed homosexuality run through Rob Diamonds's.
Me and Mr. Happy are on a mission to rid NCW of the garbage that is Drity Deal. They're dirty, they make deals, and they smell like bad cliches and rancid lamb chops, and as appetizing as that sounds, it smells really bad.... trust me. Magically Delicious refuses to be the anus of anymore jokes, we are going to prove ourselves or die trying... or failing embarrassingly... but danggit, we'll try.
So there, Hexx isn't going to be your little picture show anymore. Magically Delicious are going to slap the piss out of Dirty Deal, you should just enjoy watching that instead of coming to me and wanting to get your laugh on. Becasue I'm sick of it, I'm not doing it... I refuse to do it, and I swear I'll never do it again, for as long as I live......
Fine....you bent my arm, I'll give you this picture I took of Dirty Deal...........
I don't even know how to explain that picture..... So I'm just going to leave it at that. Me and Happy, we're going to get magical on your asses.
Oh Yeah, since I'm at it, and I have a desire to become an amateur reporter and professional porn photographer, also since he's my home dog, I wanted to tell ya last night Will Washington's biggest dream since Joining NCW has come true....
Dude, didn't even look her in the eyes. What a man. And you ask me if I believe in magic!? If Double Dubya can score a hottie like her... then hell yeah I believe in magic, and hell yeah I believe me and Mr. Happy can pimp slap you two into the trash can.
Hexx: I know everybody expects me to come out here and for this match come up with some hilarious little picture show or something, I'm fully aware that's what everybody expects. But I'm not doing it.
Everytime I have a match I get a hundred gabillion people telling me "make sure and do something funny hexx", or "make sure to do some hilarious Hexx" or my favorite one "make us laugh you pudgy faced clown boy", well I'm sick of it. I want to be considered a serious wrestler. I want to be known for my high wrestling knowledge and abilities and not as some painted up clown
What? Stop dressing up as a voodoo shaman then?! I can't do that it'd go against my heritage, I come from a long line of voodoo shaman. My father was one, his father was one, his father was a shoe cobbler, but his father was a witch doctor. So you see the blood of a voodoo master runs through my veins like pain killers and repressed homosexuality run through Rob Diamonds's.
Me and Mr. Happy are on a mission to rid NCW of the garbage that is Drity Deal. They're dirty, they make deals, and they smell like bad cliches and rancid lamb chops, and as appetizing as that sounds, it smells really bad.... trust me. Magically Delicious refuses to be the anus of anymore jokes, we are going to prove ourselves or die trying... or failing embarrassingly... but danggit, we'll try.
So there, Hexx isn't going to be your little picture show anymore. Magically Delicious are going to slap the piss out of Dirty Deal, you should just enjoy watching that instead of coming to me and wanting to get your laugh on. Becasue I'm sick of it, I'm not doing it... I refuse to do it, and I swear I'll never do it again, for as long as I live......
Fine....you bent my arm, I'll give you this picture I took of Dirty Deal...........
I don't even know how to explain that picture..... So I'm just going to leave it at that. Me and Happy, we're going to get magical on your asses.
Oh Yeah, since I'm at it, and I have a desire to become an amateur reporter and professional porn photographer, also since he's my home dog, I wanted to tell ya last night Will Washington's biggest dream since Joining NCW has come true....
Dude, didn't even look her in the eyes. What a man. And you ask me if I believe in magic!? If Double Dubya can score a hottie like her... then hell yeah I believe in magic, and hell yeah I believe me and Mr. Happy can pimp slap you two into the trash can.