Post by Freakke on Mar 26, 2010 15:52:53 GMT -6
Dr. Dream is standing in a class room with a white lab coat on. Behind him is a chalkboard with his name on it. No one else is in the room.
"Class, today we're going to learn about the Greater Than and Less Than symbols. Now, let's use an example."
He turned around and started drawing on the chalkboard. He moved aside and the chalkboard had a greater than symbol on top and a less than symbol below.
"This week at Sovereign, I'm going face Sexy Jason for the Wired pre-show. I won't lie, Sexy Jason is greater than the average Joe-Schmo."
He picked up a picture and duct taped it in front of the big end of the greater than symbol. He then drew a stick figure on the pointy end.
"Some could argue he's better than a few names on our roster. I don't have to prove that either way. Let me continue. Sexy Jason might be better than some, but Freddy Krueger could kick his ass any day of the week."
Another Sexy Jason picture went immediately below the first, but this time it was next to the pointy end. He then taped the original Nightmare on Elm Street vhs tape(God knows where he got it) on the bigger end.
"Now, some of you might be wondering what this all has to do with wrestling and our upcoming match. Well, I like to be subtle about these kinds of things. On that note, I have to go and do something but...oh wait. Whats this?"
Dr. Dream pulled another chalkboard in front of the one he was using. The camera focused on his face until he actually left and then it focused on the equation on this board.
"Class, today we're going to learn about the Greater Than and Less Than symbols. Now, let's use an example."
He turned around and started drawing on the chalkboard. He moved aside and the chalkboard had a greater than symbol on top and a less than symbol below.
"This week at Sovereign, I'm going face Sexy Jason for the Wired pre-show. I won't lie, Sexy Jason is greater than the average Joe-Schmo."
He picked up a picture and duct taped it in front of the big end of the greater than symbol. He then drew a stick figure on the pointy end.
"Some could argue he's better than a few names on our roster. I don't have to prove that either way. Let me continue. Sexy Jason might be better than some, but Freddy Krueger could kick his ass any day of the week."
Another Sexy Jason picture went immediately below the first, but this time it was next to the pointy end. He then taped the original Nightmare on Elm Street vhs tape(God knows where he got it) on the bigger end.
"Now, some of you might be wondering what this all has to do with wrestling and our upcoming match. Well, I like to be subtle about these kinds of things. On that note, I have to go and do something but...oh wait. Whats this?"
Dr. Dream pulled another chalkboard in front of the one he was using. The camera focused on his face until he actually left and then it focused on the equation on this board.