Post by Freakke on Mar 27, 2010 16:52:07 GMT -6
On a foggy hill, near dawn, two men were prancing about in front of a camera. Both were dressed in pieces of tin and aluminum from cans and such to look like they were wearing armor. The one in front was hopping as if he were riding a horse. The much larger man behind him was banging together two hollowed out coconut shells. To the fans of nCw, they were known as Freakke and Dr. Dream.
"This has to be one of your dumbest ideas..."
"Ssshhh. Behold the St. Pete Times Forum."
Dr. Dream beheld it and turned back to Freakke.
"St. Pete Times Forum...what about it."
"This is where we cut to the song and dance number...which we don't have."
"Way to go genius. Lets just get this over and done with. I feel silly."
"We're supposed to be."
There was an awkward silence as Dr. Dream glared at Freakke and dropped the equipment pack.
"Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, me and Dr. Dream have decided to kill two birds with one stone and just do one rp for the both of our matches. Me and my Six Man Ladder Match and his One on One with the one and only Ugly Jason."
"Sexy Jason, Freakke."
"Yeah, that. Anyways, I'm gonna let Dr. Dream here talk about his match but first I need to tell Joe and the others a little Bed Time story of my own. Once upon a time, there was a ladder match with an incredibly valuable prize just out of everyone's reach. Six different men wanted this prize. They fought for it and someone won. His name was Bob."
"What?"
"Anyways, Tomorrow, another ladder match is gonna happen. Six men will enter the ring. Not one of us is named Bob. I swear this though, if you ever tell such a lame ass story again, Joe, I will take this coconut here and shove it so far up your..."
"Whoa! OK, I think you've made your point. Jason, I heard your leaving the company and I'm not one to get all emotional or say 'lets make it a good one', so I won't. Tomorrow I'm just gonna kick your ass plain and simple."
Freakke nodded and stepped back again.
"I don't care if your leaving or not. Your stepping into the ring and I won't hesitate to hit you with anything I've got."
"I'm serious Joe. Don't do it again."
"I have to ask though. Where did you get this thing?"
"Not sure...I found it."
"You found it?"
"Yeah."
There was a long pause and Freakke looked at his watch.
"We gotta go."
"Awesome. Can't wait to get this crap off."
"Better start banging that coconut or we'll never get there."
They resumed their positions and skipped off to the sound of two coconuts banging together.
"This has to be one of your dumbest ideas..."
"Ssshhh. Behold the St. Pete Times Forum."
Dr. Dream beheld it and turned back to Freakke.
"St. Pete Times Forum...what about it."
"This is where we cut to the song and dance number...which we don't have."
"Way to go genius. Lets just get this over and done with. I feel silly."
"We're supposed to be."
There was an awkward silence as Dr. Dream glared at Freakke and dropped the equipment pack.
"Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, me and Dr. Dream have decided to kill two birds with one stone and just do one rp for the both of our matches. Me and my Six Man Ladder Match and his One on One with the one and only Ugly Jason."
"Sexy Jason, Freakke."
"Yeah, that. Anyways, I'm gonna let Dr. Dream here talk about his match but first I need to tell Joe and the others a little Bed Time story of my own. Once upon a time, there was a ladder match with an incredibly valuable prize just out of everyone's reach. Six different men wanted this prize. They fought for it and someone won. His name was Bob."
"What?"
"Anyways, Tomorrow, another ladder match is gonna happen. Six men will enter the ring. Not one of us is named Bob. I swear this though, if you ever tell such a lame ass story again, Joe, I will take this coconut here and shove it so far up your..."
"Whoa! OK, I think you've made your point. Jason, I heard your leaving the company and I'm not one to get all emotional or say 'lets make it a good one', so I won't. Tomorrow I'm just gonna kick your ass plain and simple."
Freakke nodded and stepped back again.
"I don't care if your leaving or not. Your stepping into the ring and I won't hesitate to hit you with anything I've got."
"I'm serious Joe. Don't do it again."
"I have to ask though. Where did you get this thing?"
"Not sure...I found it."
"You found it?"
"Yeah."
There was a long pause and Freakke looked at his watch.
"We gotta go."
"Awesome. Can't wait to get this crap off."
"Better start banging that coconut or we'll never get there."
They resumed their positions and skipped off to the sound of two coconuts banging together.