Post by Recklessly Happy on Mar 27, 2010 23:09:10 GMT -6
( We open in a dark ally way, like the ones you see in those super hero movies right before something bad happens. In the ally are Magically Delicious themselves, Mr. Happy and Hexx. Happy looks really REALLY scared and Hexx seems to be content as he pats Happy on the back. )
Happy: Why are we here?
Hexx: Training.
Happy: For what?
Hexx: Our match this Sunday against Dirty Deal.
Happy: We're fighting them again, didn't we already beat those guys?
Hexx: We did, but nCw seems to think we have to prove it wasn't all Steve Awesome doing the heavy lifting, that and they won't stop crying out side of Leonard's office, seriously sad if you ask me, just check out this Family Guy like cut scene.
( We cut to a shot of Leo in his office and pounding on his door. )
"PLEASE! PLEASE GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE! WE PROMISE TO BEAT THEM THIS TIME!"
"WE'LL EVEN KEEP THE RACISM TO A MINIMUM!"
"LEO! LEO PLEASE!"
Leo: FINE, now go the hell away and take a shower, your making my plants wilt.
( Cut back to Happy and Hexx. )
Happy: Yeesh, I could smell them from here.
Hexx: I know, it's gross.
Happy: But what does this ally have to do with us continuing our undefeated streak in matches against Dirty Deal?
Hexx: This. *snaps fingers*
.......
Happy: What?
( Hexx looks annoyed. )
Hexx: This! *snaps fingers*
.......
"Meow!"
Happy: HOLY CRAP!
( A cat jumps on a trash can. )
Happy: That was terrifying.
Hexx: Dangit.... THIS!
"HI YA!"
( And a chair to the back of Happy's head. )
Happy: OW!
( Fat man goes boom. )
Happy: WHY!?
Hexx: Come on Happy, get up, we've gotta get ready.
Happy: By being beaten in an ally?
"Not only beaten, but utterly destroyed by the two most evil men in the history of pro wrestling."
Happy: No....
"YES! PREPARE TO HAIL THE DOMINICUS REPUBLIC!!!!!"
Happy: NO!!!!!!!!
( The two Dominicuses surround Magically Delicious. They wield chairs, gun rays and light sabers, MD have nothing more than their raw talent. The two tag teams make a dash at each other and...
When the dust settles we find all four men laid out in whats left of the ally, obviously spent from the amount of awesome it took to beat each other half to hell. Mr. Happy peels himself off the ground and looks around before pulling out a can of Red Pop and Pop Rocks. He dumps the candy into the drink, shakes it up and chugs it down. In a burst of light like something from DragonBall Z, Happy lights up and rises off the ground several feet before floating back down, the light dispersing, but his hair seems to be brighter. )
Happy: This Sunday Night we step into the ring once again with Dirty Deal and even though they promise to FINALLY get the better of us, they can't.
( Happy helps Hexx up who dusts himself off. )
Happy: You tried, you failed and it's that simple. It's not a matter of ego or skill or even luck, it's a matter of Dirty Deal reached the top of the mountain and fell off. Now your tumbling faster and faster and faster. Before you know it your going to crash and burn in the rubble of your own career and there will be nothing left for you but the short memories you have of your time at the top, but don't worry Ron and Curtis...
( Happy perks up as the two Dominicuses stand up. )
Happy: I'll be right there waiting to give you the last hug you'll ever get... forever... and ever... and ever.... I love you.
( And without warning Happy whips around and fires a Hadouken right up Nelly errr Lord Dominicus' ass. Fade. )
Happy: Why are we here?
Hexx: Training.
Happy: For what?
Hexx: Our match this Sunday against Dirty Deal.
Happy: We're fighting them again, didn't we already beat those guys?
Hexx: We did, but nCw seems to think we have to prove it wasn't all Steve Awesome doing the heavy lifting, that and they won't stop crying out side of Leonard's office, seriously sad if you ask me, just check out this Family Guy like cut scene.
( We cut to a shot of Leo in his office and pounding on his door. )
"PLEASE! PLEASE GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE! WE PROMISE TO BEAT THEM THIS TIME!"
"WE'LL EVEN KEEP THE RACISM TO A MINIMUM!"
"LEO! LEO PLEASE!"
Leo: FINE, now go the hell away and take a shower, your making my plants wilt.
( Cut back to Happy and Hexx. )
Happy: Yeesh, I could smell them from here.
Hexx: I know, it's gross.
Happy: But what does this ally have to do with us continuing our undefeated streak in matches against Dirty Deal?
Hexx: This. *snaps fingers*
.......
Happy: What?
( Hexx looks annoyed. )
Hexx: This! *snaps fingers*
.......
"Meow!"
Happy: HOLY CRAP!
( A cat jumps on a trash can. )
Happy: That was terrifying.
Hexx: Dangit.... THIS!
"HI YA!"
( And a chair to the back of Happy's head. )
Happy: OW!
( Fat man goes boom. )
Happy: WHY!?
Hexx: Come on Happy, get up, we've gotta get ready.
Happy: By being beaten in an ally?
"Not only beaten, but utterly destroyed by the two most evil men in the history of pro wrestling."
Happy: No....
"YES! PREPARE TO HAIL THE DOMINICUS REPUBLIC!!!!!"
Happy: NO!!!!!!!!
( The two Dominicuses surround Magically Delicious. They wield chairs, gun rays and light sabers, MD have nothing more than their raw talent. The two tag teams make a dash at each other and...
When the dust settles we find all four men laid out in whats left of the ally, obviously spent from the amount of awesome it took to beat each other half to hell. Mr. Happy peels himself off the ground and looks around before pulling out a can of Red Pop and Pop Rocks. He dumps the candy into the drink, shakes it up and chugs it down. In a burst of light like something from DragonBall Z, Happy lights up and rises off the ground several feet before floating back down, the light dispersing, but his hair seems to be brighter. )
Happy: This Sunday Night we step into the ring once again with Dirty Deal and even though they promise to FINALLY get the better of us, they can't.
( Happy helps Hexx up who dusts himself off. )
Happy: You tried, you failed and it's that simple. It's not a matter of ego or skill or even luck, it's a matter of Dirty Deal reached the top of the mountain and fell off. Now your tumbling faster and faster and faster. Before you know it your going to crash and burn in the rubble of your own career and there will be nothing left for you but the short memories you have of your time at the top, but don't worry Ron and Curtis...
( Happy perks up as the two Dominicuses stand up. )
Happy: I'll be right there waiting to give you the last hug you'll ever get... forever... and ever... and ever.... I love you.
( And without warning Happy whips around and fires a Hadouken right up Nelly errr Lord Dominicus' ass. Fade. )