Post by Rob Diamond on Apr 25, 2010 22:56:11 GMT -6
Dominicus Cam:
If you had told me a few months ago that Nelly Angel and I would not only be in the middle of a heated rivalry, but we'd also be tag team *ahem* former tag team champions, both dressed as super bad ass super villains, about to face off in the first ever nCw Casket match where only one of us walks away, free of this costume and it's overwhelming sense of failure.... I'd probably straight up kick you in the balls for saying something so stupid. I mean, what kind of ass clown would come up with such a ridiculous story in the first place? It's not only completely out of character, it just doesn't make any sense....
But here we are and in one week Nelly and I will face off one more time, with nothing on the line except this mask, this cape, this stupid ass gimmick. We've got nothing to lose, we've got everything to gain, but let me tell you something Nelly.
This thing between you and I, it ends Sunday Night, it ends at A Night to Remember, one way or another. I don't care who wins, who loses, who has to wear this mask, I just want to get the hell away from you, get my career back on track, and go back to nut kicking whiny ass bitches who wear face paint like it's Halloween twenty four - seven. Thats it man, I want to win titles, I want to screw chicks, I want to smack mother smurfers in the face and tell them their wrestling promotion sucks because it doesn't have me in it. In fact, I want to get a front row seat to a UC*censored*A event and just heckle the **** out of every single former nCw star that enters that ring... Which from what I hear is pretty much every whiny little loser thats ever quit this place in a fit of rage.
Regardless, the fact still remain Nelly, when the jokes are over, when the masks come off, when only one of us is left standing, I'm still going to be better than you man and you just have to realize that. As good as you are, as much as you've done, you just don't have the heart or the guts or the nuts to climb to the top of this promotion.
Hate me all you like, call me whatever name you want, claim to be more evil and that other trash, but you know as well as I do that I'm never going to give up, I'm never going to stop fighting, I'm not going to let a single damn person get in between me and the nCw World Title. Remember Nelly, your happy being a loser in a mask who entertains the fans. Your happy not having gold. Your happy not really mattering in the minds of millions.
I want to be a star.
I want to be the best.
I want to be the World Champion.
And I will be Nelly, because if I can't beat you in that ring, if I can't get the pin fall fair and square, then I'll just take you out and move on ahead of you. Thats my game plan Nell, like it or not, it's going to work, in fact, it has worked. I made a name for myself in the X-Division by cutting a few careers short. I got InFamous on the map by taking a few people out. I'm going to have name etched into the foundation of nCw for all time, even if I have to do it by hammering each letter in with a chunk of your skull.
I don't like you.
I don't respect you.
And honestly Nelly, I'm not looking to find out who is better. I'm just looking to get past you, put an end to this ridiculous feud and go on to bigger and better things. The longer I'm stuck playing around with you, the more like a moron I look. You see Nelly, while your more than happy to prance around like a douchebag in a mask and claim to be evil, I'm more than happy to see your face crushed beneath the awesome force of a sledge hammer. And thats essentially what I'm going to do Nelly. I'm going to end you, no matter what it takes, no matter how far I have to go, I'm going to make sure you literally leave the arena inside that pine box, forever trapped inside, knowing that it was me, Rob "Lord Dominicus" Diamond that put you there.
You think your ready to play this game on my level Nelly?
You've yet to see how low I'm willing to go.
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( The scene comes to life just after Collision wraps up. Rob, Kris and Jimmy are walking backstage, the new tag team champions with huge smiles on their faces. Rob comes to a stop suddenly and looks over to his right where Serenity is standing. She walks over to him and the band. )
Rob: What are you doing here?
Serenity: I came to congratulate you on a well executed plan.
Rob: You mean the one Falcon totally ruined by once again ramming his beak into somebody elses business?
Serenity: Sort of.
( Rob goes to brush past her, Jimmy and Kris doing the same. )
Serenity: Rob, wait.
( He stops and turns back around. )
Rob: You need to listen to me right now Serenity, what I'm about to tell you just may save your life.
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Dominicus Cam:
You know whats really funny Nelly, how you thought you had us all fooled? You thought you pulled that wool over our eyes, convinced us all to look left while you moved right, but theres one guy you didn't fool kid, this guy right here. I saw through your disguise, I saw the face beneath, and I know exactly who... or should I say what you are.[/center]
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Serenity: What are you talking about?
( Rob looks from side to side then tells everyone to "shhhhh." )
Rob: It's about Nelly Angel.... He's not really a super villain...
( Serenity raises an eyebrow. )
Serenity: Duh?
Rob: SHHHHHH. He's not a super villain.... HE'S A CLONE FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!!!
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Dominicus Cam:
DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!![/center]
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Serenity: Come again?
Rob: You heard me right. Nelly Angel aka Lord Dominicus is in fact a clone from another universe, sort of like that side ways universe in Lost, except instead of everyone not being on the island, Nelly Angel is a goody little two shoes who wishes his penis was as big as mine.
( Serenity doesn't look too sure. )
Rob: Think about it, he's my exact opposite. He's everything I'm not, everything I hate. Nelly Angel isn't a good guy pretending to be bad, he's a good guy, period. Sure, he plays the part of the villain and tried to get in close to me but at the end of the day what evil has he really accomplished? What pain has he wrought down on innocent lives? What has he really done to solidify himself as the most evil being in nCw?
Serenity: Nothing?
Rob: EXACTLY! Nelly Angel and his hoard of minions have come from another reality to try and replace us, to stand in for us, and to take over our lives. THEY WANT TO BE US SO THAT THEY CAN CONQUER OUR REALITY AND DRAIN OUR NATURAL RESOURCES TO SECURE EVEN MORE POWER!
Serenity: I'm not sure I follow.
Rob: Think about it woman, he dawns a mask and cowl and pretends to be me, he's followed around by a man named.... Con...Coed.... Condaco Fed-Ex? Whatever his name is, an obvious stand in for my General Warren Suffering, then he has Lady Dominicus, the hoochie in a mask who tries in-vain to take the place of my Lady Dominica. Lets not forget Jason Lovegun and Jake Conway.
Serenity: Those aren't the names of his other hench men.
Rob: I know they aren't, they just suck and I felt the need to get that across. F*ck you guys, f*you guys so hard in the ass with Brad Kane's dick.
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Dominicus Cam:
Way off topic there, sorry.[/center]
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( When we cut back Serenity and Rob, now in full on LD gear, mask, shoulder spikes, cape, are standing in what can only be described as the throne room from the Return of the Jedi. Rob, or Dominicus is in front of the sweet ass chair, Warren Suffering and Lady Dominica are to either side and Serenity is standing behind Rob. )
Rob: But you have nothing to worry about Serenity, for I, the one and only LORD DOMINICUS WILL DESTROY THE IMPOSTOR!
Serenity: But how my Lord, how will you do it?
Rob: Simple, I'm going to use my kick ass Stargate to Slide over into his reality and find his one true weakness.
( Thats when we turn and see the Stargate about where the elevator was in the movie, we turn back to Rob who is now surrounded by foot soldiers and Super Shredder as well as Toca and Razor. )
Rob: You see impostor, you think you can be me, you think you can withstand the true nature of the dark side and not get burned, but foolish you are to believe you have a chance. You've traversed the multi verses in search of what I have, absolute power over the lives of mortal men, but all you will find is a slow and painful death at the hands of the Dark Lord of nCw. There can be only one Lord Dominicus, only one master of the realm of the dark arts, only one lord of the ring to rule them all, and guess what dick face, it's not going to be the guy handing out pieces of Wrigley gum backstage before Collision goes on the air. ITS GOING TO BE THE EVIL EMPEROR OF NCW! THE DARK MESSIAH! THE MOST DIABOLICAL HEATHEN SINCE THE DEVIL HIMSELF! It's going to be the real Lord Dominicus, all you other Lord Dominicus' can sit down. Hail to the Lord baby.
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Dominicus Cam:
You prayed this day wouldn't come but it has, you have finally been out Dark Lorded by the master himself. You see son, you played with fire, you tempted the fire and now your going to go down in flames, your going to crash like the Hindenburg, all hands abandon ship. Mean while, me,, Lord Dominicus, Rob Diamond, whatever you want to call me, I'm going to do what I've been promising to do since the beginning.
I'm going down in Infamy.
They say you can't go home again, but guess what clone, I can go to yours, and I can only guess as to what I'm going to find when I get there. Stop if you can, but knowing you, your too busy pulling a puppy out of a fire or buying somepoor kid a lollipop. You don't know true power, you don't know the dark side, and the sad thing is Nelly, you will never know how cool it is.
This is where you suck it.[/center]
If you had told me a few months ago that Nelly Angel and I would not only be in the middle of a heated rivalry, but we'd also be tag team *ahem* former tag team champions, both dressed as super bad ass super villains, about to face off in the first ever nCw Casket match where only one of us walks away, free of this costume and it's overwhelming sense of failure.... I'd probably straight up kick you in the balls for saying something so stupid. I mean, what kind of ass clown would come up with such a ridiculous story in the first place? It's not only completely out of character, it just doesn't make any sense....
But here we are and in one week Nelly and I will face off one more time, with nothing on the line except this mask, this cape, this stupid ass gimmick. We've got nothing to lose, we've got everything to gain, but let me tell you something Nelly.
This thing between you and I, it ends Sunday Night, it ends at A Night to Remember, one way or another. I don't care who wins, who loses, who has to wear this mask, I just want to get the hell away from you, get my career back on track, and go back to nut kicking whiny ass bitches who wear face paint like it's Halloween twenty four - seven. Thats it man, I want to win titles, I want to screw chicks, I want to smack mother smurfers in the face and tell them their wrestling promotion sucks because it doesn't have me in it. In fact, I want to get a front row seat to a UC*censored*A event and just heckle the **** out of every single former nCw star that enters that ring... Which from what I hear is pretty much every whiny little loser thats ever quit this place in a fit of rage.
Regardless, the fact still remain Nelly, when the jokes are over, when the masks come off, when only one of us is left standing, I'm still going to be better than you man and you just have to realize that. As good as you are, as much as you've done, you just don't have the heart or the guts or the nuts to climb to the top of this promotion.
Hate me all you like, call me whatever name you want, claim to be more evil and that other trash, but you know as well as I do that I'm never going to give up, I'm never going to stop fighting, I'm not going to let a single damn person get in between me and the nCw World Title. Remember Nelly, your happy being a loser in a mask who entertains the fans. Your happy not having gold. Your happy not really mattering in the minds of millions.
I want to be a star.
I want to be the best.
I want to be the World Champion.
And I will be Nelly, because if I can't beat you in that ring, if I can't get the pin fall fair and square, then I'll just take you out and move on ahead of you. Thats my game plan Nell, like it or not, it's going to work, in fact, it has worked. I made a name for myself in the X-Division by cutting a few careers short. I got InFamous on the map by taking a few people out. I'm going to have name etched into the foundation of nCw for all time, even if I have to do it by hammering each letter in with a chunk of your skull.
I don't like you.
I don't respect you.
And honestly Nelly, I'm not looking to find out who is better. I'm just looking to get past you, put an end to this ridiculous feud and go on to bigger and better things. The longer I'm stuck playing around with you, the more like a moron I look. You see Nelly, while your more than happy to prance around like a douchebag in a mask and claim to be evil, I'm more than happy to see your face crushed beneath the awesome force of a sledge hammer. And thats essentially what I'm going to do Nelly. I'm going to end you, no matter what it takes, no matter how far I have to go, I'm going to make sure you literally leave the arena inside that pine box, forever trapped inside, knowing that it was me, Rob "Lord Dominicus" Diamond that put you there.
You think your ready to play this game on my level Nelly?
You've yet to see how low I'm willing to go.
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( The scene comes to life just after Collision wraps up. Rob, Kris and Jimmy are walking backstage, the new tag team champions with huge smiles on their faces. Rob comes to a stop suddenly and looks over to his right where Serenity is standing. She walks over to him and the band. )
Rob: What are you doing here?
Serenity: I came to congratulate you on a well executed plan.
Rob: You mean the one Falcon totally ruined by once again ramming his beak into somebody elses business?
Serenity: Sort of.
( Rob goes to brush past her, Jimmy and Kris doing the same. )
Serenity: Rob, wait.
( He stops and turns back around. )
Rob: You need to listen to me right now Serenity, what I'm about to tell you just may save your life.
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Dominicus Cam:
You know whats really funny Nelly, how you thought you had us all fooled? You thought you pulled that wool over our eyes, convinced us all to look left while you moved right, but theres one guy you didn't fool kid, this guy right here. I saw through your disguise, I saw the face beneath, and I know exactly who... or should I say what you are.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Serenity: What are you talking about?
( Rob looks from side to side then tells everyone to "shhhhh." )
Rob: It's about Nelly Angel.... He's not really a super villain...
( Serenity raises an eyebrow. )
Serenity: Duh?
Rob: SHHHHHH. He's not a super villain.... HE'S A CLONE FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!!!
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Dominicus Cam:
DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
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Serenity: Come again?
Rob: You heard me right. Nelly Angel aka Lord Dominicus is in fact a clone from another universe, sort of like that side ways universe in Lost, except instead of everyone not being on the island, Nelly Angel is a goody little two shoes who wishes his penis was as big as mine.
( Serenity doesn't look too sure. )
Rob: Think about it, he's my exact opposite. He's everything I'm not, everything I hate. Nelly Angel isn't a good guy pretending to be bad, he's a good guy, period. Sure, he plays the part of the villain and tried to get in close to me but at the end of the day what evil has he really accomplished? What pain has he wrought down on innocent lives? What has he really done to solidify himself as the most evil being in nCw?
Serenity: Nothing?
Rob: EXACTLY! Nelly Angel and his hoard of minions have come from another reality to try and replace us, to stand in for us, and to take over our lives. THEY WANT TO BE US SO THAT THEY CAN CONQUER OUR REALITY AND DRAIN OUR NATURAL RESOURCES TO SECURE EVEN MORE POWER!
Serenity: I'm not sure I follow.
Rob: Think about it woman, he dawns a mask and cowl and pretends to be me, he's followed around by a man named.... Con...Coed.... Condaco Fed-Ex? Whatever his name is, an obvious stand in for my General Warren Suffering, then he has Lady Dominicus, the hoochie in a mask who tries in-vain to take the place of my Lady Dominica. Lets not forget Jason Lovegun and Jake Conway.
Serenity: Those aren't the names of his other hench men.
Rob: I know they aren't, they just suck and I felt the need to get that across. F*ck you guys, f*you guys so hard in the ass with Brad Kane's dick.
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Dominicus Cam:
Way off topic there, sorry.
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( When we cut back Serenity and Rob, now in full on LD gear, mask, shoulder spikes, cape, are standing in what can only be described as the throne room from the Return of the Jedi. Rob, or Dominicus is in front of the sweet ass chair, Warren Suffering and Lady Dominica are to either side and Serenity is standing behind Rob. )
Rob: But you have nothing to worry about Serenity, for I, the one and only LORD DOMINICUS WILL DESTROY THE IMPOSTOR!
Serenity: But how my Lord, how will you do it?
Rob: Simple, I'm going to use my kick ass Stargate to Slide over into his reality and find his one true weakness.
( Thats when we turn and see the Stargate about where the elevator was in the movie, we turn back to Rob who is now surrounded by foot soldiers and Super Shredder as well as Toca and Razor. )
Rob: You see impostor, you think you can be me, you think you can withstand the true nature of the dark side and not get burned, but foolish you are to believe you have a chance. You've traversed the multi verses in search of what I have, absolute power over the lives of mortal men, but all you will find is a slow and painful death at the hands of the Dark Lord of nCw. There can be only one Lord Dominicus, only one master of the realm of the dark arts, only one lord of the ring to rule them all, and guess what dick face, it's not going to be the guy handing out pieces of Wrigley gum backstage before Collision goes on the air. ITS GOING TO BE THE EVIL EMPEROR OF NCW! THE DARK MESSIAH! THE MOST DIABOLICAL HEATHEN SINCE THE DEVIL HIMSELF! It's going to be the real Lord Dominicus, all you other Lord Dominicus' can sit down. Hail to the Lord baby.
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Dominicus Cam:
You prayed this day wouldn't come but it has, you have finally been out Dark Lorded by the master himself. You see son, you played with fire, you tempted the fire and now your going to go down in flames, your going to crash like the Hindenburg, all hands abandon ship. Mean while, me,, Lord Dominicus, Rob Diamond, whatever you want to call me, I'm going to do what I've been promising to do since the beginning.
I'm going down in Infamy.
They say you can't go home again, but guess what clone, I can go to yours, and I can only guess as to what I'm going to find when I get there. Stop if you can, but knowing you, your too busy pulling a puppy out of a fire or buying somepoor kid a lollipop. You don't know true power, you don't know the dark side, and the sad thing is Nelly, you will never know how cool it is.
This is where you suck it.