Post by Zelda Knite on Apr 27, 2010 20:16:00 GMT -6
Kelly: How on Earth do you keep talking me into doing this?
Zelda: Because you love me, duh.
{When we open up we see the lovely, yet pregnant, Booberella on our TV screen. Next to her looking as confident as always is our our Dark Mistress of Evil, Lady Dominicus with whip in hand the two ladies crouch behind a large bush and peek through it. Booberella of course looks very annoyed at the situation.}
Booberella: Do we have to do this today?
LadyD: Of course my poor simple minded friend, our task must be completed.
Booberella: I swear Z, if you keep insulting me while I'm dressed like this, I'm not going to humor you any more.
{Zelda lowers her head and pouts out her bottom lip.}
LadyD: I'm sorry.
Booberella: Thank you.
{Lady Dominicus suddenly shoots up now that, the misunderstanding is out of the way and with her arm raised into the air, she screams out in a roar, declaring their intent.}
LadyD: Now come, my young ward, we must make haste to toppled our enemy and let our reign of evil, reign through... evilly.
Booberella: What are you talking? You haven't even told me what we're doing here... you just said “throw on this mask and follow me.”
LadyD: You see that mobile fortress strategically positioned over there?
{Kelly looks.}
Booberella: You mean that hot dog stand?
LadyD: It is positioned so that any attempt to breach the compound through the front door will result in either alarms going off and alerting those snotty nosed do gooders of our presence or we'll be instantly vaporized.
Booberella: Then why don't we just go around back?
LadyD: Hush Booberella, you don't understand the ways of evil villainry as I do.
{We turn back and look at the hot dog stand, the man operating it opens the lead and steams rushes out, Zelda's jaw drops. When he reaches in, pulls out a hot dog, and puts it on a bun, Zelda looks furious.}
LadyD: It's as I feared.... look at the poor evil minions of the night that came before us, they've been so varporized that you can't even recognize their remains....
Booberella: Are you talking about the hot dogs?
LadyD: Come on Boobers, we have to coordinate our attack, you take the starboard side, and I'll take the flank.
Booberella: I'm not positive, but I don't think either of those terms are right....
LadyD: No time to worry about it now... ATTACK!
Booberella: BUT!.....**sigh**
{It's too late as Zelda jumps out from behind the bush and charges forward rushing at the guy at the hot dog stand, Kelly steps out from behind the bush and rolls her eyes as she slowly walks in the general direction Zelda is rushing to. Zelda stands in front of the stand, and the man looks confused. Kelly walks up and stands behind her.}
Man: May I help you Miss Knite?
LadyD: Shut it you cowardly fighter of justice, I'm here to take over this mobile fortress....
Booberella: Hot dog stand.
LadyD:**cough** This mobile fortress in the name of evil!
Man: Do you want a hot dog?
{The man holds up a hot dog and Zelda immediately slaps it out of his hand and it crashes into the ground. He seems even more confused now.}
LadyD: I will not accept bribes from a peasent! Do you not realize who I am, do you not understand the power I wield!? I could turn your life into a singularity of time and space with but a snap of my fingers and you want to offer me dog meat!? Bow before your dark goddess!
Man: What are you talking ab......
{Zelda takes the hot dog stand and pushes on it and the man jumps out of the way as it falls to the ground. The man looks angry, he takes off his geeky little hat and throws it down.}
Man: Fox doesn't pay me enough to deal with this.....
LadyD: Victory!
{Zelda turns around to congratulate Booberella, and she sees Kelly with a big hot dog with all the trimmings and she takes a big bite out of it. Zelda looks shocked and knocks it out of her hand, Kelly looks at her with an eyebrow raised.}
LadyD: You cannibal! Eating the vaporized remains of our fellow super villians!?
Booberella: I'm pregnant, I can eat whatever I want.....
LadyD: You disgust me! Now it's time we celebrate our victory, tell that camera guy to come closer.
{Kelly rolls her eyes and signals fro the camera guy to come closer, as he does Lady Dominicus stands on the side of the topple hot dog stand and puts her balled up fists on her hips. She turns her head and dramatically looks off into the distance as Kelly facepalms.}
Areola St. James, you thought you could slow me down by sending your mobile fortress at me? One that was no doubt supplied by the infinite wealth of one Leonard Fox, little did you know that the evil in me was too great for your vaproization laser. The evil power that flows through my vain like radioactive spider blood is too much for you feeble attempts of destroying me, look at your fortress, look how is is laid in shambles on the ground! That will be you Areola if you continue to stand in defiance of my evil prophecy!
Can you not see the power coursing through me? Can you not see the destruction I wield?! You fool! You have gravely underestimated me, you think I'm just your average ordinary everyday super villian no! I am the queen of super villianry, I destroy this mobile fortress with but a thought! Do you still want to continue this desperate gambit at taking my thrown? Do you wish to keep up this faux bravado you are wearing on your sleeve, or will you make the right choice and go running home to your mommy, or Cleo... whatever it is you goody toe shoes do.
I've told you before Areola, and I'll tell you again, I am the crown jewel of this company, I am the brightest star shinning in the night sky. My evil will prevail at A Night to Remember, my evil will crush your hopes, and your dreams. My evil will falls on your head and crush you're face and stamp you out of existence!
Booberella: That doesn't make any sense....
Hush Booberella! Areola, despite what my mysterious counterpart might think, it makes perfect since to me, you are not in my league. You are not up to my standards, I am the Super Mario of NCW while you are the Alex Kidd, the cheap imitation that nobody but idiots like. You won't be able to stand up to me, you won't be able to overcome my dark power, you will curl up in the corner and suck your thumb, that's your future, a feeble position at my feet as I laugh in your face with my triumph!
You and Leonard, can keep throwing your mobile fortresses at me, you can keep vaporizing my fellow evil does, but you won't be able to take my throne, you pathetic fool. You chose your side, and you chose wrongly, like a lost sheep you are being shepherded by a higher power, you are being led down a path not of your choosing but of one that has been blazed for you. I took my own way, I knocked down the obstacles in front of me and just like that, this Sunday, I Lady Dominicus will knock you down!
{Zelda jumps down and as usually has her big smile on her face and Kelly can't help but laugh at her. Zelda pulls the maks off and shoves it into her pants and looks at Kelly eagerly awaiting a response.}
Kelly: Come on Lady Dominicus, lets go inside... I wanna get something to eat at the concession stand.... since you jacked my hot dog.
Zelda: Sorry about that...
Kelly: Nah, it was a pretty evil thing to do...
{The two women walk away as we fade away.}
***A SHORT TIME LATER***
{When we come back we see Zelda still obviously in her Lady Dominicus outfit sans mask, but is wearing an Adam Knite T-Shirt to cover her upper body. She's walking down the arena hall with a slice of pizza in her hand and is humming to herself when suddenly her “good friend” Sam walks around the corner. Zelda obviously looks confused.}
Zelda: Sam? What are you doing here?
Sam: Zelda, I had to see you, ever since we had that fight.... I'm sorry.
Zelda: Ok....
Sam: Is that all you can say to me? I flew out here to see you so I could tell you I'm sorry and profess that..... I love you.
{Zelda drops her pizza in shock... yes that's right, she's that shocked.}
Zelda: ….ok....
{Now Sam is obviously furious at the rejection.}
Sam: WHAT!? You've gotta be kidding me! I love you, and you just blow it off like it's nothing that's bull **** Zelda!
{Sam begins getting closer and closer to Zelda as his voice raises. Zel backs up and finds her back against a wall, literally as Sam is right up on here now.}
Zelda: I don't... don't feel the same way as you.... I'm sorry.
Sam: After all I've done for you, after all this time we've known and spent together!?
{Sam is red faced now and looks like he's about to explode when suddenly a voice is heard from further.}
Lord (Nelly) Dominicus: Hey You! Get away from her.
{Lord Dominicus comes jogging towards the two, Sam punches the wall above Zelda's head as he turns away in retreat. Zelda lowers her head and is breathing heavily. Nelly stands next to her.}
LordD: You ok, young Miss Knite?
Zelda: Yeah... I'm fine... I could of taken him... just surprised me is all.
{Nelly looks around, obviously checking for his Dominicus Republic breathren. When he sees they're not around he raises the mask to look at her and talks quitly.}
LordD: Hey, if he or anybody starts giving you trouble, just let me know ok?
{Zelda begins to laugh softly, as Nelly shoves the mask back down and stands erect, looking more like the evil dictator that he pretends to be.}
LordD: Are you laughing at me incredible brand of evil young lady?
{Zelda jabs her index finger in his shoulder, and smiles.}
Zelda: You better be careful Mr. Evil Overlord.... your halo is showing.
{Zelda gives one of her trademark hugs to "Lord Dominicus" and we Fade to Black.}
Zelda: Because you love me, duh.
{When we open up we see the lovely, yet pregnant, Booberella on our TV screen. Next to her looking as confident as always is our our Dark Mistress of Evil, Lady Dominicus with whip in hand the two ladies crouch behind a large bush and peek through it. Booberella of course looks very annoyed at the situation.}
Booberella: Do we have to do this today?
LadyD: Of course my poor simple minded friend, our task must be completed.
Booberella: I swear Z, if you keep insulting me while I'm dressed like this, I'm not going to humor you any more.
{Zelda lowers her head and pouts out her bottom lip.}
LadyD: I'm sorry.
Booberella: Thank you.
{Lady Dominicus suddenly shoots up now that, the misunderstanding is out of the way and with her arm raised into the air, she screams out in a roar, declaring their intent.}
LadyD: Now come, my young ward, we must make haste to toppled our enemy and let our reign of evil, reign through... evilly.
Booberella: What are you talking? You haven't even told me what we're doing here... you just said “throw on this mask and follow me.”
LadyD: You see that mobile fortress strategically positioned over there?
{Kelly looks.}
Booberella: You mean that hot dog stand?
LadyD: It is positioned so that any attempt to breach the compound through the front door will result in either alarms going off and alerting those snotty nosed do gooders of our presence or we'll be instantly vaporized.
Booberella: Then why don't we just go around back?
LadyD: Hush Booberella, you don't understand the ways of evil villainry as I do.
{We turn back and look at the hot dog stand, the man operating it opens the lead and steams rushes out, Zelda's jaw drops. When he reaches in, pulls out a hot dog, and puts it on a bun, Zelda looks furious.}
LadyD: It's as I feared.... look at the poor evil minions of the night that came before us, they've been so varporized that you can't even recognize their remains....
Booberella: Are you talking about the hot dogs?
LadyD: Come on Boobers, we have to coordinate our attack, you take the starboard side, and I'll take the flank.
Booberella: I'm not positive, but I don't think either of those terms are right....
LadyD: No time to worry about it now... ATTACK!
Booberella: BUT!.....**sigh**
{It's too late as Zelda jumps out from behind the bush and charges forward rushing at the guy at the hot dog stand, Kelly steps out from behind the bush and rolls her eyes as she slowly walks in the general direction Zelda is rushing to. Zelda stands in front of the stand, and the man looks confused. Kelly walks up and stands behind her.}
Man: May I help you Miss Knite?
LadyD: Shut it you cowardly fighter of justice, I'm here to take over this mobile fortress....
Booberella: Hot dog stand.
LadyD:**cough** This mobile fortress in the name of evil!
Man: Do you want a hot dog?
{The man holds up a hot dog and Zelda immediately slaps it out of his hand and it crashes into the ground. He seems even more confused now.}
LadyD: I will not accept bribes from a peasent! Do you not realize who I am, do you not understand the power I wield!? I could turn your life into a singularity of time and space with but a snap of my fingers and you want to offer me dog meat!? Bow before your dark goddess!
Man: What are you talking ab......
{Zelda takes the hot dog stand and pushes on it and the man jumps out of the way as it falls to the ground. The man looks angry, he takes off his geeky little hat and throws it down.}
Man: Fox doesn't pay me enough to deal with this.....
LadyD: Victory!
{Zelda turns around to congratulate Booberella, and she sees Kelly with a big hot dog with all the trimmings and she takes a big bite out of it. Zelda looks shocked and knocks it out of her hand, Kelly looks at her with an eyebrow raised.}
LadyD: You cannibal! Eating the vaporized remains of our fellow super villians!?
Booberella: I'm pregnant, I can eat whatever I want.....
LadyD: You disgust me! Now it's time we celebrate our victory, tell that camera guy to come closer.
{Kelly rolls her eyes and signals fro the camera guy to come closer, as he does Lady Dominicus stands on the side of the topple hot dog stand and puts her balled up fists on her hips. She turns her head and dramatically looks off into the distance as Kelly facepalms.}
Areola St. James, you thought you could slow me down by sending your mobile fortress at me? One that was no doubt supplied by the infinite wealth of one Leonard Fox, little did you know that the evil in me was too great for your vaproization laser. The evil power that flows through my vain like radioactive spider blood is too much for you feeble attempts of destroying me, look at your fortress, look how is is laid in shambles on the ground! That will be you Areola if you continue to stand in defiance of my evil prophecy!
Can you not see the power coursing through me? Can you not see the destruction I wield?! You fool! You have gravely underestimated me, you think I'm just your average ordinary everyday super villian no! I am the queen of super villianry, I destroy this mobile fortress with but a thought! Do you still want to continue this desperate gambit at taking my thrown? Do you wish to keep up this faux bravado you are wearing on your sleeve, or will you make the right choice and go running home to your mommy, or Cleo... whatever it is you goody toe shoes do.
I've told you before Areola, and I'll tell you again, I am the crown jewel of this company, I am the brightest star shinning in the night sky. My evil will prevail at A Night to Remember, my evil will crush your hopes, and your dreams. My evil will falls on your head and crush you're face and stamp you out of existence!
Booberella: That doesn't make any sense....
Hush Booberella! Areola, despite what my mysterious counterpart might think, it makes perfect since to me, you are not in my league. You are not up to my standards, I am the Super Mario of NCW while you are the Alex Kidd, the cheap imitation that nobody but idiots like. You won't be able to stand up to me, you won't be able to overcome my dark power, you will curl up in the corner and suck your thumb, that's your future, a feeble position at my feet as I laugh in your face with my triumph!
You and Leonard, can keep throwing your mobile fortresses at me, you can keep vaporizing my fellow evil does, but you won't be able to take my throne, you pathetic fool. You chose your side, and you chose wrongly, like a lost sheep you are being shepherded by a higher power, you are being led down a path not of your choosing but of one that has been blazed for you. I took my own way, I knocked down the obstacles in front of me and just like that, this Sunday, I Lady Dominicus will knock you down!
{Zelda jumps down and as usually has her big smile on her face and Kelly can't help but laugh at her. Zelda pulls the maks off and shoves it into her pants and looks at Kelly eagerly awaiting a response.}
Kelly: Come on Lady Dominicus, lets go inside... I wanna get something to eat at the concession stand.... since you jacked my hot dog.
Zelda: Sorry about that...
Kelly: Nah, it was a pretty evil thing to do...
{The two women walk away as we fade away.}
***A SHORT TIME LATER***
{When we come back we see Zelda still obviously in her Lady Dominicus outfit sans mask, but is wearing an Adam Knite T-Shirt to cover her upper body. She's walking down the arena hall with a slice of pizza in her hand and is humming to herself when suddenly her “good friend” Sam walks around the corner. Zelda obviously looks confused.}
Zelda: Sam? What are you doing here?
Sam: Zelda, I had to see you, ever since we had that fight.... I'm sorry.
Zelda: Ok....
Sam: Is that all you can say to me? I flew out here to see you so I could tell you I'm sorry and profess that..... I love you.
{Zelda drops her pizza in shock... yes that's right, she's that shocked.}
Zelda: ….ok....
{Now Sam is obviously furious at the rejection.}
Sam: WHAT!? You've gotta be kidding me! I love you, and you just blow it off like it's nothing that's bull **** Zelda!
{Sam begins getting closer and closer to Zelda as his voice raises. Zel backs up and finds her back against a wall, literally as Sam is right up on here now.}
Zelda: I don't... don't feel the same way as you.... I'm sorry.
Sam: After all I've done for you, after all this time we've known and spent together!?
{Sam is red faced now and looks like he's about to explode when suddenly a voice is heard from further.}
Lord (Nelly) Dominicus: Hey You! Get away from her.
{Lord Dominicus comes jogging towards the two, Sam punches the wall above Zelda's head as he turns away in retreat. Zelda lowers her head and is breathing heavily. Nelly stands next to her.}
LordD: You ok, young Miss Knite?
Zelda: Yeah... I'm fine... I could of taken him... just surprised me is all.
{Nelly looks around, obviously checking for his Dominicus Republic breathren. When he sees they're not around he raises the mask to look at her and talks quitly.}
LordD: Hey, if he or anybody starts giving you trouble, just let me know ok?
{Zelda begins to laugh softly, as Nelly shoves the mask back down and stands erect, looking more like the evil dictator that he pretends to be.}
LordD: Are you laughing at me incredible brand of evil young lady?
{Zelda jabs her index finger in his shoulder, and smiles.}
Zelda: You better be careful Mr. Evil Overlord.... your halo is showing.
{Zelda gives one of her trademark hugs to "Lord Dominicus" and we Fade to Black.}