Post by Lord Dominicus on Apr 30, 2010 10:52:43 GMT -6
*We open to the sound of liquids bubbling, sparks snapping, and snippets of “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.” As the sound of volts continues the camera looks around what looks like an evil lab of some sort. There, standing near what appears to be a poorly constructed black-painted wooden booth with a cheap black curtain in front of its doorway stands Lord Dominicus. He is sporting a lab coat- white of course. He turns to his assistant, the ever-round Conejo.*
LD: My portly cohort, Colored Envelope, do you realize what we’ve done!?
Conejo: A fine piece of evil American construction?
LD: Well yes, but besides that, we’ve just created a time portal. You see, this Sunday I face myself in a casket match, and I feel that I need some more support.
Conejo: Besides me?
LD: Don’t get me wrong, Carnivorous Elephant, having you around is making this troubled time much easier. However, I need to do something more powerful…..I must…..CALL FOURTH THE MOST EVIL MAN IN HISTORY!
Conejo: Hitler?
LD: Pfft, Hitler has nothing on this guy.
Conejo: Madeline Albright?
LD: Who?
Conejo: She was the Briti-
LD: Don’t care, just asking to be polite. Anyway, using all of this technology, we shall be reaching deep into….THE AFTERWARD!
Conejo: Don’t you mean the future?
LD: No, that would get us undeliverable results. So instead we must send our signal far into….THE AFTERWARD to call forth the only man who can help us for this seemingly un-provided reason which is probably mostly to set up a few jokes.
Conejo: You’re rants have been getting a little more honest lately, and it makes them less reassuring.
LD: Pay no mind, Cock-a-doodle-do, they are but words. Here before us lies what shall become….OUR ACTIONS! Anyway, enough chitter-chatter, we’ve got an….AFTERWARD to probe. Soon we shall gaze upon……..EVIL-BORG!
*Lord Dominicus runs behind the…well honestly it’s just a large sort of box standing in the middle of this room. The sound of a switch being thrown is heard (though it sounds oddly unattached, as though it’s not real), other movie-esq sounds follow, like electric sounds and stuff. Smoke begins to pour out of the box, thick, white smoke.*
“I HAVE ARRIVED!!!”
*The Dark Lord runs around to the front of the box as the whole room is beginning to smoke. The lights go out, only light is coming from the time portal. The voice continues to speak.*
“I HAVE BEEN CALLED FROM THE FAR REACHES OF TIME AND SPACE TO ONCE AGAIN BRING BALANCE TO THE UNIVERSE!”
Conejo: Balance? Isn’t that what good guys do?
LD: Well, maybe there’s too much good, so we’re upping the evil level.
“I NOW HAVE COME TO……THE PAST TO SAVE……….THE FUTURE!”
Conejo: That doesn’t sound like “The Afterward” at all.
*The lights come back on and the smoke begins to die down. Lord Dominicus and Conejo gaze upon a man of huge stature in….a white and red jumpsuit?*
LD: Hey, wait a second…
“I am……LAZOR-TRON!”
LD: Oh no….
*Lazor-Tron looks around. For those of you unfamiliar with is appearance, he is a 7-some foot tall guy who usually sports a white and red spandex jumpsuit that includes his head. Covering his face is a red, semi-transparent face shield. I guess I would break it down like this, picture the white Power Ranger (Tommy) or the white Dino ranger, then turn the black parts red, this is Lazor-Tron.*
LD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Lord Dominicus drops to his knees. Lazor-Tron seems confused.*
Lazor: I don’t understand, what’s the problem?
Conejo: He was hoping to bring a great evil from the future.
Lazor: Ah, his disappointment makes sense then. Anyway, I guess you’re the guy I have to stop.
*The Dark Master of Evil stands up.*
LD: Wait, I didn’t summon you?
Lazor: Um…nope, I was sent here by my superiors. It seems that my old friend Nelly Angel has worked his way into a match of epic proportions.
*Lord Dominicus cocks his head, confused.*
LD: Go on.
Lazor: Well, I don’t really think I should give details out to probable villains, but ok. See, Nelly is an old friend of mine, and I guess he’s gotten into a spot of trouble match-wise that has grave implications on…..THE FUTURE!
LD: Wait, wait, his future?
Lazor: Oh goodness no. On the future of all of humanity.
Conejo: This sounds more important.
Lazor: It is, though Nelly’s future is pretty important. Anyway, I am unaware of the details of this match, however it seems as though Nelly is facing off against his doppelganger and if he loses, it could throw off the balance of the universe entirely. This will create an evil rift which will ultimately cause…..THE FUTURE and the twisted Afterward to collide in time-space and either merge or destroy themselves and everyone in there. As you can tell, this is a SUPER SERIOUS problem. That’s why this mission is so HORRIBLY IMPORTANT.
LD: So….Nelly has to win?
Lazor: He must…..FOR THE GOOD OF ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE!
*Our protagonist (Mr. Dominicus) clenches his fist as he talks to himself, getting suddenly more pumped than before about the match.*
LD: …Nelly….must…..win….
*Lazor-Tron looks around.*
Lazor: So, um, do you know where I can find the one and only Nelly Angel?
*Lord Dominicus almost says something, then he stops, he looks at Conejo long and hard, finally he sighs.*
LD: Nope….no Nellys here.
Lazor: Hmmm, then I guess there was a mistake in the transporter, I better go back and report this.
*With that, Lazor-Tron gets back into the booth, closes the curtain, and some light flashes later is gone.*
Conejo: Well that didn’t work out to plan.
*Lord Dominicus is still clenching his fist, looking at it almost longingly.*
LD: No, it worked perfectly. Enough games, I need to prepare for this match, it is of the utmost importance.
*The now full leader of the Dominicus Republic: Expanded Edition quickly walks off camera, taking off his evil doctor smock off in the process. Conejo seems confused, but when you hang with a Dominicus, that comes with the territory. The camera fades.*
LD: My portly cohort, Colored Envelope, do you realize what we’ve done!?
Conejo: A fine piece of evil American construction?
LD: Well yes, but besides that, we’ve just created a time portal. You see, this Sunday I face myself in a casket match, and I feel that I need some more support.
Conejo: Besides me?
LD: Don’t get me wrong, Carnivorous Elephant, having you around is making this troubled time much easier. However, I need to do something more powerful…..I must…..CALL FOURTH THE MOST EVIL MAN IN HISTORY!
Conejo: Hitler?
LD: Pfft, Hitler has nothing on this guy.
Conejo: Madeline Albright?
LD: Who?
Conejo: She was the Briti-
LD: Don’t care, just asking to be polite. Anyway, using all of this technology, we shall be reaching deep into….THE AFTERWARD!
Conejo: Don’t you mean the future?
LD: No, that would get us undeliverable results. So instead we must send our signal far into….THE AFTERWARD to call forth the only man who can help us for this seemingly un-provided reason which is probably mostly to set up a few jokes.
Conejo: You’re rants have been getting a little more honest lately, and it makes them less reassuring.
LD: Pay no mind, Cock-a-doodle-do, they are but words. Here before us lies what shall become….OUR ACTIONS! Anyway, enough chitter-chatter, we’ve got an….AFTERWARD to probe. Soon we shall gaze upon……..EVIL-BORG!
*Lord Dominicus runs behind the…well honestly it’s just a large sort of box standing in the middle of this room. The sound of a switch being thrown is heard (though it sounds oddly unattached, as though it’s not real), other movie-esq sounds follow, like electric sounds and stuff. Smoke begins to pour out of the box, thick, white smoke.*
“I HAVE ARRIVED!!!”
*The Dark Lord runs around to the front of the box as the whole room is beginning to smoke. The lights go out, only light is coming from the time portal. The voice continues to speak.*
“I HAVE BEEN CALLED FROM THE FAR REACHES OF TIME AND SPACE TO ONCE AGAIN BRING BALANCE TO THE UNIVERSE!”
Conejo: Balance? Isn’t that what good guys do?
LD: Well, maybe there’s too much good, so we’re upping the evil level.
“I NOW HAVE COME TO……THE PAST TO SAVE……….THE FUTURE!”
Conejo: That doesn’t sound like “The Afterward” at all.
*The lights come back on and the smoke begins to die down. Lord Dominicus and Conejo gaze upon a man of huge stature in….a white and red jumpsuit?*
LD: Hey, wait a second…
“I am……LAZOR-TRON!”
LD: Oh no….
*Lazor-Tron looks around. For those of you unfamiliar with is appearance, he is a 7-some foot tall guy who usually sports a white and red spandex jumpsuit that includes his head. Covering his face is a red, semi-transparent face shield. I guess I would break it down like this, picture the white Power Ranger (Tommy) or the white Dino ranger, then turn the black parts red, this is Lazor-Tron.*
LD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Lord Dominicus drops to his knees. Lazor-Tron seems confused.*
Lazor: I don’t understand, what’s the problem?
Conejo: He was hoping to bring a great evil from the future.
Lazor: Ah, his disappointment makes sense then. Anyway, I guess you’re the guy I have to stop.
*The Dark Master of Evil stands up.*
LD: Wait, I didn’t summon you?
Lazor: Um…nope, I was sent here by my superiors. It seems that my old friend Nelly Angel has worked his way into a match of epic proportions.
*Lord Dominicus cocks his head, confused.*
LD: Go on.
Lazor: Well, I don’t really think I should give details out to probable villains, but ok. See, Nelly is an old friend of mine, and I guess he’s gotten into a spot of trouble match-wise that has grave implications on…..THE FUTURE!
LD: Wait, wait, his future?
Lazor: Oh goodness no. On the future of all of humanity.
Conejo: This sounds more important.
Lazor: It is, though Nelly’s future is pretty important. Anyway, I am unaware of the details of this match, however it seems as though Nelly is facing off against his doppelganger and if he loses, it could throw off the balance of the universe entirely. This will create an evil rift which will ultimately cause…..THE FUTURE and the twisted Afterward to collide in time-space and either merge or destroy themselves and everyone in there. As you can tell, this is a SUPER SERIOUS problem. That’s why this mission is so HORRIBLY IMPORTANT.
LD: So….Nelly has to win?
Lazor: He must…..FOR THE GOOD OF ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE!
*Our protagonist (Mr. Dominicus) clenches his fist as he talks to himself, getting suddenly more pumped than before about the match.*
LD: …Nelly….must…..win….
*Lazor-Tron looks around.*
Lazor: So, um, do you know where I can find the one and only Nelly Angel?
*Lord Dominicus almost says something, then he stops, he looks at Conejo long and hard, finally he sighs.*
LD: Nope….no Nellys here.
Lazor: Hmmm, then I guess there was a mistake in the transporter, I better go back and report this.
*With that, Lazor-Tron gets back into the booth, closes the curtain, and some light flashes later is gone.*
Conejo: Well that didn’t work out to plan.
*Lord Dominicus is still clenching his fist, looking at it almost longingly.*
LD: No, it worked perfectly. Enough games, I need to prepare for this match, it is of the utmost importance.
*The now full leader of the Dominicus Republic: Expanded Edition quickly walks off camera, taking off his evil doctor smock off in the process. Conejo seems confused, but when you hang with a Dominicus, that comes with the territory. The camera fades.*