Post by Joe Everyman on May 1, 2010 12:31:42 GMT -6
The scene opens up inside of Joe Everyman's bedroom. Maria and Joe are fast asleep, but Joe begins to stir as the camera enters the room. Joe slowly sits up on the bed and runs his eyes to help wake himself up. He looks behind him, where his beautiful wife is still fast asleep. Joe turns back and cracks his neck, letting out a long sigh. Joe stands up and stretches for a second, before catching his eyes on something on his bed side table. He moves in and sees a book and a DVD laying on it. All the book says is "Your Life" in white letters across a black background. The DVD is none too different. Joe looks at these objects for a second before just shaking his head in disbelief. Joe decides to stand up and walk out of the room, to make himself some breakfast.
After a few moments, the camera finds Joe in his kitchen, making some eggs and bacon for breakfast. He is cooking without a shirt on.
Joe Everyman: I should probably go wake up Maria for breakfast, but if she sees me cooking without a shirt on again, she's probably going to kill me.
Joe keeps at the cooking, until one of the pieces of bacon cracks, and send a small piece of bacon grease flying at Joe. More specifically, at Joe's nipple. It hits Joe, and he shrieks and falls backwards onto the floor.
Joe hears a loud ping as he slowly gets up.
Joe Everyman: What the hell was the noise?
Joe finally stands up and sees something fade in front of him. Something neon green and black. He rubs his eyes again, thinking he is going crazy.
Joe Everyman: I must be hearing things...and seeing things...and f*ck my nipple hurts!
Maria Williams: You haven't said that since our honeymoon.
Maria is now awake, and walking into the kitchen as well.
Maria Williams: Joe, were you cooking without a shirt on again?
Joe Everyman: Uhh...I might have been. But that's besides the point, I'm seeing and hearing things!
Maria Williams: What kind of things?
Joe Everyman: This weird pinging sounds, and floating green boxes.
Maria Williams: I think you should go lay down, I'll finish breakfast.
Joe Everyman: Ok...thank you...
Joe gives Maria a kiss as he walks by. Joe walks into the living room and lays down on the couch. He looks up at the ceiling and tries to put all of this together.
Joe Everyman: I think I'm going crazy...what could cause this? I mean, I know I have a match this week, and I know I haven't won in a little while, but would that stress really cause me to see things? I don't know...I also seem to be talking to myself alot...
Maria Williams: Joe, breakfast is ready!
Joe quickly gets up and walks into the kitchen. He hears a loud ping again and a green box appear in front of Maria.
Joe Everyman: Oh my god...they're happening to you too?!
Maria Williams: What are you talking about, Joe?
Joe Everyman: You...you didn't see that thing?
Maria Williams: No hunny...are you feeling alright?
Joe Everyman: I don't know...I don't think so. I'm ganna go lay down again.
Joe slowly walks out of the kitchen and heads upstairs. He enters his bedroom and walks over to the bed. He looks at the book and DVD again, still shacking his head as he looks at it. Joe then lays his head down.
After a few hours (Seconds in promo terms), Joe is woken up by another loud ping. Joe falls off the bed violently and sees another floating green box.
Joe Everyman: What the f*ck are these things?!
Joe quickly gets up, trying to leave the room as fast as possible. As he's leaving the room, he slams his foot into the door frame.
Joe Everyman: F*ck!
Joe Everyman: For...saying the F word three times? Now these are just getting ridiculous.
Joe finally walks downstairs and sits down on the couch. He looks around, and doesn't see any more achievement boxes floating around.
Joe Everyman: I bet it was that damn hamster...it's been plaguing me every since I got it. Or maybe it's Ricky or Conejo...it has to be them. They're trying to get into my head before our match. That won't happen. I may be scared enough to piss myself, but they won't be able to get to me. They may not have had much to say so far, but I won't let them to get to me. Ricky and Conejo are ganna go down this Sunday. I need to prove to everyone that I deserved to be on the main card for A Night To Remember. Ricky and Conejo are going to pay for...everything they will eventually say before the pay per view. May is going to be my month. I'm ganna show everyone what I am here to prove. I will show everybody that I truly am the best in this company. And it starts with the destruction of Ricky and Conejo.
Joe Everyman: You've gotta be kidding me...
The scene then fades out.
After a few moments, the camera finds Joe in his kitchen, making some eggs and bacon for breakfast. He is cooking without a shirt on.
Joe Everyman: I should probably go wake up Maria for breakfast, but if she sees me cooking without a shirt on again, she's probably going to kill me.
Joe keeps at the cooking, until one of the pieces of bacon cracks, and send a small piece of bacon grease flying at Joe. More specifically, at Joe's nipple. It hits Joe, and he shrieks and falls backwards onto the floor.
---Achievement Unlocked! - Greased Nipples! 10 Points---
Joe hears a loud ping as he slowly gets up.
Joe Everyman: What the hell was the noise?
Joe finally stands up and sees something fade in front of him. Something neon green and black. He rubs his eyes again, thinking he is going crazy.
Joe Everyman: I must be hearing things...and seeing things...and f*ck my nipple hurts!
Maria Williams: You haven't said that since our honeymoon.
Maria is now awake, and walking into the kitchen as well.
Maria Williams: Joe, were you cooking without a shirt on again?
Joe Everyman: Uhh...I might have been. But that's besides the point, I'm seeing and hearing things!
Maria Williams: What kind of things?
Joe Everyman: This weird pinging sounds, and floating green boxes.
Maria Williams: I think you should go lay down, I'll finish breakfast.
Joe Everyman: Ok...thank you...
Joe gives Maria a kiss as he walks by. Joe walks into the living room and lays down on the couch. He looks up at the ceiling and tries to put all of this together.
Joe Everyman: I think I'm going crazy...what could cause this? I mean, I know I have a match this week, and I know I haven't won in a little while, but would that stress really cause me to see things? I don't know...I also seem to be talking to myself alot...
Maria Williams: Joe, breakfast is ready!
Joe quickly gets up and walks into the kitchen. He hears a loud ping again and a green box appear in front of Maria.
---Achievement Unlocked! - Bringin' Home The Bacon! 5 Points---
Joe Everyman: Oh my god...they're happening to you too?!
Maria Williams: What are you talking about, Joe?
Joe Everyman: You...you didn't see that thing?
Maria Williams: No hunny...are you feeling alright?
Joe Everyman: I don't know...I don't think so. I'm ganna go lay down again.
Joe slowly walks out of the kitchen and heads upstairs. He enters his bedroom and walks over to the bed. He looks at the book and DVD again, still shacking his head as he looks at it. Joe then lays his head down.
After a few hours (Seconds in promo terms), Joe is woken up by another loud ping. Joe falls off the bed violently and sees another floating green box.
---Achievement Unlocked! Power Nap! 5 Points!---
Joe Everyman: What the f*ck are these things?!
Joe quickly gets up, trying to leave the room as fast as possible. As he's leaving the room, he slams his foot into the door frame.
Joe Everyman: F*ck!
---Achievement Unlocked! Ménage à trois! 15 points!---
Joe Everyman: For...saying the F word three times? Now these are just getting ridiculous.
Joe finally walks downstairs and sits down on the couch. He looks around, and doesn't see any more achievement boxes floating around.
Joe Everyman: I bet it was that damn hamster...it's been plaguing me every since I got it. Or maybe it's Ricky or Conejo...it has to be them. They're trying to get into my head before our match. That won't happen. I may be scared enough to piss myself, but they won't be able to get to me. They may not have had much to say so far, but I won't let them to get to me. Ricky and Conejo are ganna go down this Sunday. I need to prove to everyone that I deserved to be on the main card for A Night To Remember. Ricky and Conejo are going to pay for...everything they will eventually say before the pay per view. May is going to be my month. I'm ganna show everyone what I am here to prove. I will show everybody that I truly am the best in this company. And it starts with the destruction of Ricky and Conejo.
---Achievement Unlocked! Promorific! 20 points!---
Joe Everyman: You've gotta be kidding me...
The scene then fades out.