Post by Rob Diamond on May 2, 2010 7:48:10 GMT -6
Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
When I said I was going to open a rift in the fabric of space and time so I could cross over to the other FAKE Lord Dominicus' universe and find his one and only weakness, I was actually expecting things to go allot smoother than they did. In fact, I was actually hoping we'd just walk all up in there, foot soldier army and all and just take what we want because Nelly, err, the FAKE LD is just a punk bitch with a stupid looking mask. But man, I never would of guessed his fortress would be protected by....
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LD: THERE MOTHER SMURFING ZOMBIES!!!! HE HAS AN ARMY OF F*CKING ZOMBIES! AN ENTIRE HOARD OF MINDLESS EGOTISTICAL SACKS OF CRAP!!!! ITS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!! PLEASE GOD!!! PLEASE STRIKE THEM DOWN BEFORE I'M CRUSHED BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF THEIR AWESOME EGOS!!!!!
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
Zombies? Zombies? F*cking Zombies? I was wrong about you Dominicus, your not just my some sick twisted clone from another dimension trying to steal my bad ass evil power, YOUR GODDAM ZOMBIE OVER LORD AND YOU MUST BE STOPPED! Don't get me wrong, I'm the farthest thing from a super hero there is, but I'll be damned if I'm just going to sit back and watch as some flesh eating Mongoloid thinks he can just walk in and eat everyone I plan to conquer. NO WAY JOSE! It's on now mofo.
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Warren: What do we do? What the hell do we do.
*smack*
LD: Silence lackey, now is not the time to panic.
( One of the zombies, the buff one, devours Super Shredder. )
LD: ****.... Alright, you can panic, Dark Lord do not panic, we find ways out of things. QUINTO!!!!
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
Going big budget this week, WE GOT ZACHARY QUINTO SNITCHES! And I think we all know how awesomely bas ass.... ly powerful he is, right? RIGHT!? KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF SYLAR AND LORD DOMINICUS!
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LD: QUINTO!
Quinto: Yes my Dark Lord.
LD: Quickly, use your lighting powers to fry these undead monsters from an alternate universe like our own but filled with boring brain dead douche bags.
*sighs*
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Dominicus Cam: Quinto
I must of told him ten times, I don't have any powers, it's just a tv show, but does he listen. No, of course not, but I guess that comes with the territory of being a Dark Lord of Evil.
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Quinto: I can't.
LD: Why not?
Quinto: Because I don't have any Powers aside from the power to act like you've never seen before.
( LD thinks for a moment. )
LD: Well these zombies are pretty dumb, perhaps if you acted like you had lighting powers then they would die?
Quinto: Not a bad idea.
LD: It's why I'm a Dark Lord.
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
I honestly thought it'd work.
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( Quinto jumps out in front of the army and begins to point his hands and make lighting noises. )
Quinto: SKZZZZ! KRAKABOOM!!!! SKZZZZZZZ!!!
Shombie Doone: What the?
( And the zombie hoard eat Zachary Quinto. )
LD: NOOOO!!!! STAR TREK 2 WAS IN PRE PRODUCTION YOU BASTARDS!!!!!
( LD begins punching and kicking every zombie in front of him. We pan the awesome scene and it's truly an Oscar award winning shot. Warren is under a car, Lady Dominica is owning some serious zombie ass, the foot soldiers are getting killed, Toca and Razor are mourning the loss of Super Shredder. )
LD: Fight on my minions, fight on, the towers is in the distance.
( We look ahead to the tower of Nelly, errr, Lord Dominicus, where his weakness lies. )
LD: I will have his weakness, I will have the power to defeat him and all his lame jokes and crappy impressions of me. ONLY ONE DOMINICUS WILL PREVAIL AND IT SHALL BE THE NON ZOMBIE OVER LORD ONE WHO IS SO BAD ASS THAT... THAT.... I RULE!!!!!!
( Fire ball up the zombie's ass! )
LD: YES! TAKE THAT YOU FAKE DOMINICUS WORSHIPING INBREDS!
( LD looks around as he has gained a second to breath. )
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
This is about where it hit me that I'm boned. I mean, we were doing good, but all the foot soldiers were down, Toca and Razor were eaten I think, Warren ran away, Lady Dominica ran with him. I was abandoned, alone, and without hope... And thats when he showed up.
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Lazor Tron: FREEZE DOMINICUS!!!!
LD: CRAP! It's Lazor Tron.
Lazor Tron: I HAVE COME TO STOP YOU!!!
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!!!
LD and Lazor Tron: What!?
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
Somebody loves me....
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Dominicus Cam: Chuck Norris
It's me.
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Norris: Get to the tower my Lord, find the source of his weakness and head to the pay per view as quickly as possible.
LD: What about you?
( Norris glares at Lazor Tron. )
Norris: I'll stay here and kick this gay ass looking power ranger's ass back to the future.
LD: I just creamed all in my evil trunks.
Norris: It happens. NOW GO!!!!
( LD begins to run toward the tower just as Norris and Lazor Tron begin their epic battle to the death. But just as it's about to get good, LD runs down a small hill and the battle can longer be seen. In the background however you see a huge blast and a shock wave. )
LD: Dammit, I should of waited.
( LD makes it to the tower and opens the door, yeah it was unlocked. What? This is the Over Lord of the Gay Zombies realm, why lock the door? LD heads up the stairs and to the very top of the tower. There he sees a door and behind it is the weakness of the Fake Lord Dominicus. )
LD: This is it, this is the moment where I take into my hands the one thing that can stop Lord Dominicus.
( LD walks over to the door, we are just off to his left side as he reaches out and opens the door. )
LD: I don't believe it....
( Slowly we move behind LD to look over his shoulder and the thing we see is so shocking, so jaw dropping, so goddam sweet that you can't even believe it.... )
I am your one and only weakness Nelly. Because try as you might, you could never destroy me, not when there isn't a single man in nCw who pushes you as hard as I do, who makes you try as hard as I do, who just pisses you off so goddam much that for half a second you actually think about throwing away years of character development and just sinking down to my level to shut me up once and for all.
And thats cool Nelly, thats why I'm actually starting to like you a little bit, because of how much you hate me, how hard you try to not like me, and because of how hard your going to fail Nelly.
I know you come from some hardcore heaven wrestling promotion, where you were an interviewer, and your banking on years of hardcore experience to overcome me this weekend and keep me in my Dominicus mask forever, but Nelly, tonight, live on pay per view, we aren't battling it out in a match for the ages, this isn't going to be some xtreme waste of time where we pound each other with weapons until one of us can score a pin fall, this is a casket match. This is a match where we have to lock the other in a pine box, solidifying his fate as a joke for the rest of his career.
But Nelly, we already know who the joke around here is.
And it's not me.
Make fun of me if you like, point at my past if you want, but Nell, think about this, almost 75% of the fans picked me to win on the on line poll, the entire locker room goes out of it's way to stay out of mine, and when I do face off against one of the top dogs in the promotion, like Gib, or Falcon or Washington, as much as they hate me too, they have to give me credit for being a legit threat as well as a future world champion.
What do they give you Nelly? What does everyone say about you Nelly? No one really respects you outside of Falcon, no one really likes you when your not making a joke and no one really listens to you when you sit down and cut one of your overwhelmingly boring promos. At the end of the day Nelly, people around here acknowledge me for what I am. The brother of a Legend, the biggest dick in nCw, and the future of this company.
And at the end of the day Nelly, they all look over to you, they look past the clownish antics, they look past the cheap laughs and they all see the same damn thing.
A JOKE.
And thats all your ever going to be Nelly. I know, you don't care about titles or making an impact, but I do Nelly. I want to be World Champion, I want to be a Hall of Famer, I want my name to be thought of as Legend along with Lance Ryan and Spike Kane. I want to be one of the four corners of nCw, the Future Face of the Franchise. I WANT THOSE THINGS!
What do you want? To prance around in tights and laugh at my misfortune? I'm sorry Nelly, but thats not going to be enough to beat me this time. Last time we fought, I made the mistake of underestimating your ability, your talent, and your god given good luck, but not this time Nelly. I know all your tricks, I know all your moves, I'm ready this time, and at this moment and time there is nothing more important to me than putting you inside that box.
I have to win, my future depends on it, you? You said it yourself, you like being laughed at, you like not being taken seriously, you like pretending to be the bad guy. Well Nelly, learn to love it because your going to be stuck inside that mask for a long time to come.
When I said I was going to open a rift in the fabric of space and time so I could cross over to the other FAKE Lord Dominicus' universe and find his one and only weakness, I was actually expecting things to go allot smoother than they did. In fact, I was actually hoping we'd just walk all up in there, foot soldier army and all and just take what we want because Nelly, err, the FAKE LD is just a punk bitch with a stupid looking mask. But man, I never would of guessed his fortress would be protected by....
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LD: THERE MOTHER SMURFING ZOMBIES!!!! HE HAS AN ARMY OF F*CKING ZOMBIES! AN ENTIRE HOARD OF MINDLESS EGOTISTICAL SACKS OF CRAP!!!! ITS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!! PLEASE GOD!!! PLEASE STRIKE THEM DOWN BEFORE I'M CRUSHED BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF THEIR AWESOME EGOS!!!!!
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
Zombies? Zombies? F*cking Zombies? I was wrong about you Dominicus, your not just my some sick twisted clone from another dimension trying to steal my bad ass evil power, YOUR GODDAM ZOMBIE OVER LORD AND YOU MUST BE STOPPED! Don't get me wrong, I'm the farthest thing from a super hero there is, but I'll be damned if I'm just going to sit back and watch as some flesh eating Mongoloid thinks he can just walk in and eat everyone I plan to conquer. NO WAY JOSE! It's on now mofo.
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Warren: What do we do? What the hell do we do.
*smack*
LD: Silence lackey, now is not the time to panic.
( One of the zombies, the buff one, devours Super Shredder. )
LD: ****.... Alright, you can panic, Dark Lord do not panic, we find ways out of things. QUINTO!!!!
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
Going big budget this week, WE GOT ZACHARY QUINTO SNITCHES! And I think we all know how awesomely bas ass.... ly powerful he is, right? RIGHT!? KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF SYLAR AND LORD DOMINICUS!
-----------------------------------------------------------
LD: QUINTO!
Quinto: Yes my Dark Lord.
LD: Quickly, use your lighting powers to fry these undead monsters from an alternate universe like our own but filled with boring brain dead douche bags.
*sighs*
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Dominicus Cam: Quinto
I must of told him ten times, I don't have any powers, it's just a tv show, but does he listen. No, of course not, but I guess that comes with the territory of being a Dark Lord of Evil.
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Quinto: I can't.
LD: Why not?
Quinto: Because I don't have any Powers aside from the power to act like you've never seen before.
( LD thinks for a moment. )
LD: Well these zombies are pretty dumb, perhaps if you acted like you had lighting powers then they would die?
Quinto: Not a bad idea.
LD: It's why I'm a Dark Lord.
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
I honestly thought it'd work.
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( Quinto jumps out in front of the army and begins to point his hands and make lighting noises. )
Quinto: SKZZZZ! KRAKABOOM!!!! SKZZZZZZZ!!!
Shombie Doone: What the?
( And the zombie hoard eat Zachary Quinto. )
LD: NOOOO!!!! STAR TREK 2 WAS IN PRE PRODUCTION YOU BASTARDS!!!!!
( LD begins punching and kicking every zombie in front of him. We pan the awesome scene and it's truly an Oscar award winning shot. Warren is under a car, Lady Dominica is owning some serious zombie ass, the foot soldiers are getting killed, Toca and Razor are mourning the loss of Super Shredder. )
LD: Fight on my minions, fight on, the towers is in the distance.
( We look ahead to the tower of Nelly, errr, Lord Dominicus, where his weakness lies. )
LD: I will have his weakness, I will have the power to defeat him and all his lame jokes and crappy impressions of me. ONLY ONE DOMINICUS WILL PREVAIL AND IT SHALL BE THE NON ZOMBIE OVER LORD ONE WHO IS SO BAD ASS THAT... THAT.... I RULE!!!!!!
( Fire ball up the zombie's ass! )
LD: YES! TAKE THAT YOU FAKE DOMINICUS WORSHIPING INBREDS!
( LD looks around as he has gained a second to breath. )
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
This is about where it hit me that I'm boned. I mean, we were doing good, but all the foot soldiers were down, Toca and Razor were eaten I think, Warren ran away, Lady Dominica ran with him. I was abandoned, alone, and without hope... And thats when he showed up.
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Lazor Tron: FREEZE DOMINICUS!!!!
LD: CRAP! It's Lazor Tron.
Lazor Tron: I HAVE COME TO STOP YOU!!!
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!!!
LD and Lazor Tron: What!?
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Dominicus Cam: Lord Dominicus
Somebody loves me....
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Dominicus Cam: Chuck Norris
It's me.
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Norris: Get to the tower my Lord, find the source of his weakness and head to the pay per view as quickly as possible.
LD: What about you?
( Norris glares at Lazor Tron. )
Norris: I'll stay here and kick this gay ass looking power ranger's ass back to the future.
LD: I just creamed all in my evil trunks.
Norris: It happens. NOW GO!!!!
( LD begins to run toward the tower just as Norris and Lazor Tron begin their epic battle to the death. But just as it's about to get good, LD runs down a small hill and the battle can longer be seen. In the background however you see a huge blast and a shock wave. )
LD: Dammit, I should of waited.
( LD makes it to the tower and opens the door, yeah it was unlocked. What? This is the Over Lord of the Gay Zombies realm, why lock the door? LD heads up the stairs and to the very top of the tower. There he sees a door and behind it is the weakness of the Fake Lord Dominicus. )
LD: This is it, this is the moment where I take into my hands the one thing that can stop Lord Dominicus.
( LD walks over to the door, we are just off to his left side as he reaches out and opens the door. )
LD: I don't believe it....
( Slowly we move behind LD to look over his shoulder and the thing we see is so shocking, so jaw dropping, so goddam sweet that you can't even believe it.... )
I am your one and only weakness Nelly. Because try as you might, you could never destroy me, not when there isn't a single man in nCw who pushes you as hard as I do, who makes you try as hard as I do, who just pisses you off so goddam much that for half a second you actually think about throwing away years of character development and just sinking down to my level to shut me up once and for all.
And thats cool Nelly, thats why I'm actually starting to like you a little bit, because of how much you hate me, how hard you try to not like me, and because of how hard your going to fail Nelly.
I know you come from some hardcore heaven wrestling promotion, where you were an interviewer, and your banking on years of hardcore experience to overcome me this weekend and keep me in my Dominicus mask forever, but Nelly, tonight, live on pay per view, we aren't battling it out in a match for the ages, this isn't going to be some xtreme waste of time where we pound each other with weapons until one of us can score a pin fall, this is a casket match. This is a match where we have to lock the other in a pine box, solidifying his fate as a joke for the rest of his career.
But Nelly, we already know who the joke around here is.
And it's not me.
Make fun of me if you like, point at my past if you want, but Nell, think about this, almost 75% of the fans picked me to win on the on line poll, the entire locker room goes out of it's way to stay out of mine, and when I do face off against one of the top dogs in the promotion, like Gib, or Falcon or Washington, as much as they hate me too, they have to give me credit for being a legit threat as well as a future world champion.
What do they give you Nelly? What does everyone say about you Nelly? No one really respects you outside of Falcon, no one really likes you when your not making a joke and no one really listens to you when you sit down and cut one of your overwhelmingly boring promos. At the end of the day Nelly, people around here acknowledge me for what I am. The brother of a Legend, the biggest dick in nCw, and the future of this company.
And at the end of the day Nelly, they all look over to you, they look past the clownish antics, they look past the cheap laughs and they all see the same damn thing.
A JOKE.
And thats all your ever going to be Nelly. I know, you don't care about titles or making an impact, but I do Nelly. I want to be World Champion, I want to be a Hall of Famer, I want my name to be thought of as Legend along with Lance Ryan and Spike Kane. I want to be one of the four corners of nCw, the Future Face of the Franchise. I WANT THOSE THINGS!
What do you want? To prance around in tights and laugh at my misfortune? I'm sorry Nelly, but thats not going to be enough to beat me this time. Last time we fought, I made the mistake of underestimating your ability, your talent, and your god given good luck, but not this time Nelly. I know all your tricks, I know all your moves, I'm ready this time, and at this moment and time there is nothing more important to me than putting you inside that box.
I have to win, my future depends on it, you? You said it yourself, you like being laughed at, you like not being taken seriously, you like pretending to be the bad guy. Well Nelly, learn to love it because your going to be stuck inside that mask for a long time to come.