Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jun 1, 2010 2:53:21 GMT -6
*The scene opens on black, with an orange clock ticking from 9 o'clock. Text appears reading "These events take place between 9 P.M. and 10 P.M. on the evening of May 30th. The clock ticks the seconds away loudly. We fade into DDK and the rest of Kanyon Enterprise walking down a hallway. Obsidian is carrying the bags.*
DDK: What a night! Attack JFK twice in a weekend. Beat up some jabronis. Even if we didn't get the duke. Tag with "other" Ron. And now it's on to Reborn to trounce on JFK and destroy that creepy little bastard.
*DDK pushes the doors open and walks into the parking lot to a chorus of cheers,*
DDK: What the frick?!
*The camera pulls back to reveal a giant crowd of people surrounding the DDK Mobile.*
Crowd: D-D-K! D-D-K! D-D-K! D-D-K!
DDK: Is this for me?
GQ: Looks that way.
*They continue up to the RV, but stop in front of the crowd.*
DDK: You...like me? You really like me?
*The crowd roars in cheers.*
Random dude: DDK! Bang me! Bang me!
*DDK shrugs. He then charges and delivers the BANG! The crowd applauds! DDK gets up and raises his arms in the air.*
DDK: I AM DIAMOND DALLAS KANYON! I AM THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: I AM THE DEATH DEALER!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: JFK WILL BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: I don't know where you people came from, but this is freaking cool! I have groupies! Followers! DDKaniacs! Hello my legion of DDKaniacs!
Random lady: We love you!
Obsidian: Dibs!
GQ: Aw, I wanted dibs.
Russell: No you didn't.
GQ: I AM NO--
Crowd: Yes you are!
DDK: Ha ha! Awesome! Hold on, I always wanted to do something.
*DDK goes rushing into the mobile home. After some rustling and bustling, he emerges on the roof. He pumps his fists in the air and the crowd pumps with him. Even Obsidian gets into it.*
DDK: My people! Long have I been hidden in the recess of a mind not my own. But I'm out, I'm free to do as I please! And for some reason you enjoy it. I should be a champion! But JFK screwed me from my moment! Now...it is the battle of the initials! The battle of wills! Possibly wits as well! When push comes to shove, I will stand tall! With my people!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: Next Sunday, the arena will be turned to nothing but blood and dust when my match with JFK is over! Nothing will be left standing! And after that, I'll buy everyone a round!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: Let's win one for the gipper!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: For one more thing I always wanted to do!
*DDK dives off the roof and gets caught by the crowd! He crowd surfs as the scene fades out.*
DDK: What a night! Attack JFK twice in a weekend. Beat up some jabronis. Even if we didn't get the duke. Tag with "other" Ron. And now it's on to Reborn to trounce on JFK and destroy that creepy little bastard.
*DDK pushes the doors open and walks into the parking lot to a chorus of cheers,*
DDK: What the frick?!
*The camera pulls back to reveal a giant crowd of people surrounding the DDK Mobile.*
Crowd: D-D-K! D-D-K! D-D-K! D-D-K!
DDK: Is this for me?
GQ: Looks that way.
*They continue up to the RV, but stop in front of the crowd.*
DDK: You...like me? You really like me?
*The crowd roars in cheers.*
Random dude: DDK! Bang me! Bang me!
*DDK shrugs. He then charges and delivers the BANG! The crowd applauds! DDK gets up and raises his arms in the air.*
DDK: I AM DIAMOND DALLAS KANYON! I AM THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: I AM THE DEATH DEALER!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: JFK WILL BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: I don't know where you people came from, but this is freaking cool! I have groupies! Followers! DDKaniacs! Hello my legion of DDKaniacs!
Random lady: We love you!
Obsidian: Dibs!
GQ: Aw, I wanted dibs.
Russell: No you didn't.
GQ: I AM NO--
Crowd: Yes you are!
DDK: Ha ha! Awesome! Hold on, I always wanted to do something.
*DDK goes rushing into the mobile home. After some rustling and bustling, he emerges on the roof. He pumps his fists in the air and the crowd pumps with him. Even Obsidian gets into it.*
DDK: My people! Long have I been hidden in the recess of a mind not my own. But I'm out, I'm free to do as I please! And for some reason you enjoy it. I should be a champion! But JFK screwed me from my moment! Now...it is the battle of the initials! The battle of wills! Possibly wits as well! When push comes to shove, I will stand tall! With my people!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: Next Sunday, the arena will be turned to nothing but blood and dust when my match with JFK is over! Nothing will be left standing! And after that, I'll buy everyone a round!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: Let's win one for the gipper!
Crowd: YEAH!
DDK: For one more thing I always wanted to do!
*DDK dives off the roof and gets caught by the crowd! He crowd surfs as the scene fades out.*