Post by Steven Luke on Jun 2, 2010 11:53:47 GMT -6
We open up in a room with white walls and a white floor. Standing in the room with there backs to the camera wearing white shirts, white shorts, and white headbands are Young Gun members Doc and Venom. If you’ve never seen anything like this they are about to play a game of hand ball. Doc bounces the blue ball with one hand as we sneak in on there conversation.
“So let’s get some aggression out man.”
“Aggression? I don’t have any aggression to get out.”
“What do you mean? AJ calling you an idiot doesn’t bother you?”
“Of course not? What else is he going to call me?”
“Quite a lot actually. Did you watch his most recent promo?”
“Nope, couldn’t care less.”
“Well he shoots you down quite a bit and takes quite a few shots at Rob Diamond. Most of it is cliché back and forth bull**** but it’s still worth taking a look.”
“Cliché? Let me guess then, he said I talk to much and that we should just do our talking in the ring?”
“Check.”
“Let’s see, oh, probably pointed out that I keep mispronouncing his last name. Like I give a **** what his last name is.”
“Check.”
“Hum, already got that he thinks I’m stupid…oh yeah, I got it. He went through my promo with a dictionary in his hand and picked apart everything I said and used bigger words to try and confuse me because I am just that stupid!”
“Close, he used Wikipedia.”
“Damn, I didn’t peg him for the computer nerd type.”
“Yeah me neither, but I think everyone uses that thing now.”
“What about you man, don’t you have some promos to watch or something?”
“Nope. My opponent has nothing to say, he just sneak attacks.”
“Well then, enough talk lets get a game or two in.”
They ready to play they’re game as they fade out…and we fade back in on an empty class room. As the cameraman slowly walks through the room we see many empty desks and soon approach a chalk board with homework for the day listed on it. The camera slowly pans to the right to find the source of our promo, Venom. He sits on a stool in the corner wearing a school uniform, a black pair of slacks, black matching shoes, and a white polo t-shirt. Upon his head sits a large cone had that reads Dunce from top to bottom. He looks up at the camera and gives the world a sad look.
So here I am in the corner. I’ve been told to sit in the corner and not to come out until I can stop being a big bully and until I can pronounce Andrew Jacobensen’s name properly.
He gives an evil grin before he continues.
As you can see AJ, I was touched by your last RP. I seen the light when you called me a Moron so I came down and I enrolled in school. I took your advice and I am going to try and be a smarter person. Consider it me returning the favor for you taking my advice and ignoring the entire outside world and focusing on what really matters this week, your match with me. So here I am, back in school, and just like you would think, I am already in the corner.
He shakes his head and the sad look returns to his face.
This promo though, it’s not about my school day. I didn’t invite this camera here to my new class room to tell you all about me day. I invited this camera here because this is Pay Per View week and it’s time to cut a promo. You know what that is right Andrew? It’s the thing we are paid to do in order to hype up our match and entertain the fans. It’s the time when we talk before the real action in the ring on Sunday. You know, it’s why we talk so much between preparing for our match, or in other words, the answer to your question of why we focus so much on talking. If you’re done talking though and want to handle this now I get out of class at two thirty this afternoon and we can meet on the playground.
He laughs and shakes his head.
Here I am though, being the playground bully again though. I should just stop and try and take after you to change my ways. You know, I should just bully people around who aren’t wrestlers like you. I should just grab the mic away from people who are paid to interview me and make them watch while I talk. I should be just like you Andrew. I should be a hypocrite instead of a bully.
I’m not going to sit here though and dissect your entire promo though. I’m not going to do that because I’m an idiot right? No way I could sit here and dissect your promo, you used to many big words for my feeble mind to even be able to comprehend what you said. In fact, I was so confused by your promo that I had to stop watching it half way through because if I didn’t my head would have exploded. So I guess that’s the real reason why I’m not going to sit here and dissect your promo, because I couldn’t watch it.
He shrugs as he pauses and lets out a deep sigh.
So I am just going to sit here Andrew and talk about our match. We’re main eventing a free show for the fans, your fans. A show that is suppose to get people that haven’t yet decided to buy the big show to use there remotes and add a few more PPV buys for Leonard Fox. Me and you are in effect the last hope Mr. Fox has of lining his pockets even more and I have no doubt that we can do it. I’ve been training hard all week and we’re both in the prime of our lives. You’re a former two time X-Division champion and I’ve been the best in that same division back in my past life. The two of us, even with all of our differences, are going to tear the house down and put more then a few more buys on that pay per view. In the end though, you’ll end up being the Dunce because I’ll be setting the trend for a pay per view packed with Young Guns as I’m the first one on Sunday to end my match with my hand raised in Victory.
The scene fades as he looks up into the camera with a cocky grin on his face.
“So let’s get some aggression out man.”
“Aggression? I don’t have any aggression to get out.”
“What do you mean? AJ calling you an idiot doesn’t bother you?”
“Of course not? What else is he going to call me?”
“Quite a lot actually. Did you watch his most recent promo?”
“Nope, couldn’t care less.”
“Well he shoots you down quite a bit and takes quite a few shots at Rob Diamond. Most of it is cliché back and forth bull**** but it’s still worth taking a look.”
“Cliché? Let me guess then, he said I talk to much and that we should just do our talking in the ring?”
“Check.”
“Let’s see, oh, probably pointed out that I keep mispronouncing his last name. Like I give a **** what his last name is.”
“Check.”
“Hum, already got that he thinks I’m stupid…oh yeah, I got it. He went through my promo with a dictionary in his hand and picked apart everything I said and used bigger words to try and confuse me because I am just that stupid!”
“Close, he used Wikipedia.”
“Damn, I didn’t peg him for the computer nerd type.”
“Yeah me neither, but I think everyone uses that thing now.”
“What about you man, don’t you have some promos to watch or something?”
“Nope. My opponent has nothing to say, he just sneak attacks.”
“Well then, enough talk lets get a game or two in.”
They ready to play they’re game as they fade out…and we fade back in on an empty class room. As the cameraman slowly walks through the room we see many empty desks and soon approach a chalk board with homework for the day listed on it. The camera slowly pans to the right to find the source of our promo, Venom. He sits on a stool in the corner wearing a school uniform, a black pair of slacks, black matching shoes, and a white polo t-shirt. Upon his head sits a large cone had that reads Dunce from top to bottom. He looks up at the camera and gives the world a sad look.
So here I am in the corner. I’ve been told to sit in the corner and not to come out until I can stop being a big bully and until I can pronounce Andrew Jacobensen’s name properly.
He gives an evil grin before he continues.
As you can see AJ, I was touched by your last RP. I seen the light when you called me a Moron so I came down and I enrolled in school. I took your advice and I am going to try and be a smarter person. Consider it me returning the favor for you taking my advice and ignoring the entire outside world and focusing on what really matters this week, your match with me. So here I am, back in school, and just like you would think, I am already in the corner.
He shakes his head and the sad look returns to his face.
This promo though, it’s not about my school day. I didn’t invite this camera here to my new class room to tell you all about me day. I invited this camera here because this is Pay Per View week and it’s time to cut a promo. You know what that is right Andrew? It’s the thing we are paid to do in order to hype up our match and entertain the fans. It’s the time when we talk before the real action in the ring on Sunday. You know, it’s why we talk so much between preparing for our match, or in other words, the answer to your question of why we focus so much on talking. If you’re done talking though and want to handle this now I get out of class at two thirty this afternoon and we can meet on the playground.
He laughs and shakes his head.
Here I am though, being the playground bully again though. I should just stop and try and take after you to change my ways. You know, I should just bully people around who aren’t wrestlers like you. I should just grab the mic away from people who are paid to interview me and make them watch while I talk. I should be just like you Andrew. I should be a hypocrite instead of a bully.
I’m not going to sit here though and dissect your entire promo though. I’m not going to do that because I’m an idiot right? No way I could sit here and dissect your promo, you used to many big words for my feeble mind to even be able to comprehend what you said. In fact, I was so confused by your promo that I had to stop watching it half way through because if I didn’t my head would have exploded. So I guess that’s the real reason why I’m not going to sit here and dissect your promo, because I couldn’t watch it.
He shrugs as he pauses and lets out a deep sigh.
So I am just going to sit here Andrew and talk about our match. We’re main eventing a free show for the fans, your fans. A show that is suppose to get people that haven’t yet decided to buy the big show to use there remotes and add a few more PPV buys for Leonard Fox. Me and you are in effect the last hope Mr. Fox has of lining his pockets even more and I have no doubt that we can do it. I’ve been training hard all week and we’re both in the prime of our lives. You’re a former two time X-Division champion and I’ve been the best in that same division back in my past life. The two of us, even with all of our differences, are going to tear the house down and put more then a few more buys on that pay per view. In the end though, you’ll end up being the Dunce because I’ll be setting the trend for a pay per view packed with Young Guns as I’m the first one on Sunday to end my match with my hand raised in Victory.
The scene fades as he looks up into the camera with a cocky grin on his face.