Post by Brad Kane on Jul 5, 2010 10:34:44 GMT -6
It's not exactly a sunny afternoon but rather partly sunny. Nicer that way for all the Kane children at the zoo. They look around in amazement at some of the animals while Brad pushes a stroller around that contains Ryan and Kaylee. Megan is carrying Sarah around in her arm while Jennifer is hanging onto her dad's back. Lacey is holding Evan Andrew's hand. Natalie Snow pushes her baby boy in a stroller as well. Lilly is standing on it, giggling the whole time. Chris and his girlfriend, Ally, are walking along to but they look bored to death having to look at all these animals when they could be making out. Jennifer squeals with delight right into Brad's ear making him wince.
Jennifer: PENGINS!
Brad motions for everyone to go that way now. Jennifer is let down for the moment as she rushes to the fence to look at the flightless bird. Sarah gets let down and joins her twin sister at looking. They get a case of the giggles watching the penguins waddle around.
Megan: Did you girls know that penguins can't fly?
Both of them nod their heads, content at looking for the end of time. Ryan claps his hands in the stroller, watching them dive into the water and come back out, shaking the water off.
Chris: This is borefest, I wanna go look at the monkeys.
Brad: You only wish to look at the monkeys in case they're having sex. I'm on to you.
Chris: But it's funny!
Megan: Your little sisters and brother do not need to get their minds warped!
Evan and Natalie share a quick glance before snickering.
Evan: I'd say they're already warped given how many times they've heard you scream, Megan.
Megan sticks her tongue out at Evan before picking Sarah back up. Jennifer climbs back up onto her dad and hangs on. The group begins to walk again going back some of the other animals. Lacey giggles seeing a few of them, most notably the sloths.
Lacey: They look like daddy after he plays with mommy.
Evan: Now Lacey, when your mommy and daddy play games it's usually your mommy who ends up like that. Daddy wears her out playing. Doesn't he?
Brad: Word. Mommy's the sloth when we get done.
Slugged right in the arm Brad is. He laughs it off as Megan glares at him. They all continue on walking until they finally get to the monkeys. Chris and Ally begin to look and giggle. The monkeys are swinging from tree branch to tree branch.
Lilly: Why do monkeys swing?
Megan: Well they swing because there are so many trees in the jungles that they don't need to walk on the ground if they don't want to.
Lilly looks at some of them, watching how they pick each other and eat the bugs.
Lilly: Why do they do that?
Brad: In their culture it's considered a great honor to eat someone else's bugs from their body. The reason why they do it is that if there's no bananas around they gotta eat somethin' to stay alive. So they eat the bugs and what have you. It's like that time when you got Cheerios all over you when you were a baby. Mommy and daddy picked them off of you and ate them.
Lilly: Ohhhh, okay.
She goes back to watching the monkeys, Brad smiling as everyone hears some laughter coming from behind them.
Man: Dude I told you it was him. That's Brad Kane. Look at him being all whipped and stuff!
Man 2: We gotta get a picture of this. Post it on the net and then say how Burns is gonna whip his ass right back out of nCw.
Brad's smile disappears now. He sets down Jennifer and turns around to face these jerks. Megan takes the kids away to a different section knowing some fireworks are about to go off.
Brad: Excuse me, gents, but I'm with my family today and I really, really don't like them to hear comments about that sort of thing. I don't go to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth, do I? No, because I know it's disrespectful. You smarks piss me off anyways. Thinkin' you know every little damn thing about this business. You retards don't know nothin' about nothin'. So I'll leave you with two options. One you walk away and don't bother me again. Two you keep making your comments and I shove my foot up your ass.
He glares at the two men who begin to laugh.
Man 2: Yeah, right. You couldn't beat a fly in a real fight.
Brad shrugs his shoulders and motions for Evan to come back over. Evan grins as Brad moves quickly to put him in a front choke hold and applies an extreme amount of pressure that causes his friend's face to go red.
Brad: Still wanna go through with this?
The two guys look at one another and shake their heads. Brad legs the choke hold go and helps Evan back up. The two jerks leave, finally, as Brad hustles to get back with his family and try to enjoy the rest of this day. It always happens, some jerk fans who talk smack about him. Suppose that's the pressure of carrying the flag for nCw...
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"Today I was enjoying a nice day with my family at the zoo. The kids wanted to go see animals and get some ice cream because its a great summer day. Then, like every other thing I try to do, some jerkass wrestling fans recognize me and start talking about how much I suck. How soft I've gotten over the years among so many other little things that get under my skin. I know we're open to comments in this profession but when we're out being with the ones we love?
I just don't seem to understand what makes someone be like that I suppose I never will either. But this has gotten worse since Reborn. The moment I won that World Title it's like a giant target was put on my back and people thought it was open season to insult me and my family. Like I've said so many other times in my life, leave my family out of it for your own sake. Yet no one ever really does and then it's too late for anyone to take it back...
Just the everyday worries of the World Champion. I know, boo hoo for me. I got the world and yet I still find something to complain about. Suppose that's just who I am. I like to find things to complain about because, well, then I have something to work on. I have something to fix. Another project for ole Brad Kane to undertake and try to right. I could easily make a big issue out of anything. Take Philip Burns for example. If he used the bathroom before Megan and left the seat up, I could claim he was trying to kill her.
Far fetched I realize but I can make anyone believe just about anything. I have a gift for it and that's why you see me on your TV screens, computer screens and even your iPhone screens. This gift I have for professional wrestling is something that does make a few people happy. I know I have more haters then I do fans but the fact remains that my real fans are quite loyal. So when Picture Perfect rolls around on Sunday evening, I know that those fans will be out in full force.
Philip Burns, my first pay per view opponent. The man who has been told the same thing so many times he could probably dream about people saying it. See I'm not planning on taking that road, Phil. Doesn't matter who you use to tag with and how long you carried those belts. Why? Because it's as it sounds, it was a tag team title. You only had to shoulder some of the work load and your biggest singles accomplishment is a semi final finish in the Road to the Gold tournament, I believe.
So what makes you think that all of a sudden you're World Champion material? Was it my sudden rise to this title that made you think that any fool who wrestles can hold this belt? Was it simply your greed to get out of that shadow that Angel and Falcon have cast upon you for being the so called weak link? Personally I don't believe a tag team has a weak link but that's just me. The point is this though, Philip, that I just didn't win this title by some random happening.
If it hadn't of been for my departures in this place the truth is I would've held this title a long time ago. This title would've been mine probably a couple of years ago if I stuck with it more but I guess I'd rather run around and do other things instead of buckling down in a promotion that's always made me feel welcome despite my past transgressions against them. Burns, this match against me on Sunday night is nothing more then a pipe dream for you.
You have talent, you have skill but it just isn't enough to take this title away from me. You've been getting into my head the past couple of weeks and when you have no where to leave without losing on Sunday night, you'll be facing the most dangerous man in this business when focused. I am the World Champion for a reason, Philip, and you'll be finding that out soon enough. People will finally see that Brad Kane wasn't a fluke or a chance happening.
They'll all find out, along with you, that the moment I won this World Title that it was meant to be. Philip Burns, when Picture Perfect rolls around, do you know what the survey is gonna say?
You're dead.
Peace."
Jennifer: PENGINS!
Brad motions for everyone to go that way now. Jennifer is let down for the moment as she rushes to the fence to look at the flightless bird. Sarah gets let down and joins her twin sister at looking. They get a case of the giggles watching the penguins waddle around.
Megan: Did you girls know that penguins can't fly?
Both of them nod their heads, content at looking for the end of time. Ryan claps his hands in the stroller, watching them dive into the water and come back out, shaking the water off.
Chris: This is borefest, I wanna go look at the monkeys.
Brad: You only wish to look at the monkeys in case they're having sex. I'm on to you.
Chris: But it's funny!
Megan: Your little sisters and brother do not need to get their minds warped!
Evan and Natalie share a quick glance before snickering.
Evan: I'd say they're already warped given how many times they've heard you scream, Megan.
Megan sticks her tongue out at Evan before picking Sarah back up. Jennifer climbs back up onto her dad and hangs on. The group begins to walk again going back some of the other animals. Lacey giggles seeing a few of them, most notably the sloths.
Lacey: They look like daddy after he plays with mommy.
Evan: Now Lacey, when your mommy and daddy play games it's usually your mommy who ends up like that. Daddy wears her out playing. Doesn't he?
Brad: Word. Mommy's the sloth when we get done.
Slugged right in the arm Brad is. He laughs it off as Megan glares at him. They all continue on walking until they finally get to the monkeys. Chris and Ally begin to look and giggle. The monkeys are swinging from tree branch to tree branch.
Lilly: Why do monkeys swing?
Megan: Well they swing because there are so many trees in the jungles that they don't need to walk on the ground if they don't want to.
Lilly looks at some of them, watching how they pick each other and eat the bugs.
Lilly: Why do they do that?
Brad: In their culture it's considered a great honor to eat someone else's bugs from their body. The reason why they do it is that if there's no bananas around they gotta eat somethin' to stay alive. So they eat the bugs and what have you. It's like that time when you got Cheerios all over you when you were a baby. Mommy and daddy picked them off of you and ate them.
Lilly: Ohhhh, okay.
She goes back to watching the monkeys, Brad smiling as everyone hears some laughter coming from behind them.
Man: Dude I told you it was him. That's Brad Kane. Look at him being all whipped and stuff!
Man 2: We gotta get a picture of this. Post it on the net and then say how Burns is gonna whip his ass right back out of nCw.
Brad's smile disappears now. He sets down Jennifer and turns around to face these jerks. Megan takes the kids away to a different section knowing some fireworks are about to go off.
Brad: Excuse me, gents, but I'm with my family today and I really, really don't like them to hear comments about that sort of thing. I don't go to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth, do I? No, because I know it's disrespectful. You smarks piss me off anyways. Thinkin' you know every little damn thing about this business. You retards don't know nothin' about nothin'. So I'll leave you with two options. One you walk away and don't bother me again. Two you keep making your comments and I shove my foot up your ass.
He glares at the two men who begin to laugh.
Man 2: Yeah, right. You couldn't beat a fly in a real fight.
Brad shrugs his shoulders and motions for Evan to come back over. Evan grins as Brad moves quickly to put him in a front choke hold and applies an extreme amount of pressure that causes his friend's face to go red.
Brad: Still wanna go through with this?
The two guys look at one another and shake their heads. Brad legs the choke hold go and helps Evan back up. The two jerks leave, finally, as Brad hustles to get back with his family and try to enjoy the rest of this day. It always happens, some jerk fans who talk smack about him. Suppose that's the pressure of carrying the flag for nCw...
-----
"Today I was enjoying a nice day with my family at the zoo. The kids wanted to go see animals and get some ice cream because its a great summer day. Then, like every other thing I try to do, some jerkass wrestling fans recognize me and start talking about how much I suck. How soft I've gotten over the years among so many other little things that get under my skin. I know we're open to comments in this profession but when we're out being with the ones we love?
I just don't seem to understand what makes someone be like that I suppose I never will either. But this has gotten worse since Reborn. The moment I won that World Title it's like a giant target was put on my back and people thought it was open season to insult me and my family. Like I've said so many other times in my life, leave my family out of it for your own sake. Yet no one ever really does and then it's too late for anyone to take it back...
Just the everyday worries of the World Champion. I know, boo hoo for me. I got the world and yet I still find something to complain about. Suppose that's just who I am. I like to find things to complain about because, well, then I have something to work on. I have something to fix. Another project for ole Brad Kane to undertake and try to right. I could easily make a big issue out of anything. Take Philip Burns for example. If he used the bathroom before Megan and left the seat up, I could claim he was trying to kill her.
Far fetched I realize but I can make anyone believe just about anything. I have a gift for it and that's why you see me on your TV screens, computer screens and even your iPhone screens. This gift I have for professional wrestling is something that does make a few people happy. I know I have more haters then I do fans but the fact remains that my real fans are quite loyal. So when Picture Perfect rolls around on Sunday evening, I know that those fans will be out in full force.
Philip Burns, my first pay per view opponent. The man who has been told the same thing so many times he could probably dream about people saying it. See I'm not planning on taking that road, Phil. Doesn't matter who you use to tag with and how long you carried those belts. Why? Because it's as it sounds, it was a tag team title. You only had to shoulder some of the work load and your biggest singles accomplishment is a semi final finish in the Road to the Gold tournament, I believe.
So what makes you think that all of a sudden you're World Champion material? Was it my sudden rise to this title that made you think that any fool who wrestles can hold this belt? Was it simply your greed to get out of that shadow that Angel and Falcon have cast upon you for being the so called weak link? Personally I don't believe a tag team has a weak link but that's just me. The point is this though, Philip, that I just didn't win this title by some random happening.
If it hadn't of been for my departures in this place the truth is I would've held this title a long time ago. This title would've been mine probably a couple of years ago if I stuck with it more but I guess I'd rather run around and do other things instead of buckling down in a promotion that's always made me feel welcome despite my past transgressions against them. Burns, this match against me on Sunday night is nothing more then a pipe dream for you.
You have talent, you have skill but it just isn't enough to take this title away from me. You've been getting into my head the past couple of weeks and when you have no where to leave without losing on Sunday night, you'll be facing the most dangerous man in this business when focused. I am the World Champion for a reason, Philip, and you'll be finding that out soon enough. People will finally see that Brad Kane wasn't a fluke or a chance happening.
They'll all find out, along with you, that the moment I won this World Title that it was meant to be. Philip Burns, when Picture Perfect rolls around, do you know what the survey is gonna say?
You're dead.
Peace."