Post by Maniac on Jul 5, 2010 20:35:58 GMT -6
Diamond Cam: Rob Diamond
When it comes to me you can always count on three simple things.
I lie.
I cheat.
And I steal.
Whenever and where ever I can. I mean, to expect anything else from me is stupid. But the thing is, people have come to expect that from me so much that when I do anything but those three things, well, their usually at a total loss for words.
Take Kelly Knite and her not so illustrious Knite Life as an example. You see, she absolutely refuses to acknowledge me or the absolutely amazing hot streak I've been on for two months, and do you want to know why? Because every single match I've won since dispatching Nelly Angel has been won under the agreed rules of the match.
For two months I haven't lied, cheated or stole a single victory.
I've won fairly.
Honestly.
And no one, absolutely no one knows what to say.
Baffled.
Dumbfounded.
And left with nothing but childish and frankly moronic counters like "Go F yourself." Wow, amazing come back coming from the boss' whore who sleeps with literally anything thing that breaths. Bet if I hung a steak from my neck wrapped in hundred dollar bills she'd be jumping my bones too, but unlike Steve, I have the slightest bit of dignity.
But you know what nCw, go right ahead and continue picking Falcon to win this match. Keep running your mouth about how he has more to fight for. He has more to gain. He needs this win more than me.
You are all idiots if you think that.
Because Falcon has nothing left to fight for and he proves it every single week he cuts another sorry and down right depressing promo.
I've broken the bird. Exposed him. Wounded him. And now, all I have to do is finish the job. But hey, I'm just that punk kid who hasn't lost a match in two months. You know, that guy who put Nelly Angel down and ran him out of nCw. That guy who made Charlie Velez tap out like the little bitch that he is. That guy who showed the world Andrew Jacobsen is just a chump. That guy who put Doc in his place in less than five minutes. I'm just THAT guy who keeps winning.
Ha ha ha...
Whatever. Your all going to doubt me anyways. Your all going to side up with Falcon. And your all going to stand there, jaws dropped, like a bunch of retards starring at a slushee machine in 711 when I climb out of that Bird's Cage, Falcon laying in a pool of his own piss and blood and that slut Amber Ashe screaming to the heaven's....
AND YOUR WINNER!!!!! ROB MOTHER ****ING DIAMOND!!!!!!!!
( Collision is over, Diamond is backstage, marching down the hall way. He turns and kicks open a locker room door, this door leads to the women's locker room, all the women in the room are either naked or nearly naked, but all you perverted monkeys see are a bunch of blurred out boobies fleeing the room. Rob steps in, nearly un phased by the boobs and says. )
Rob: Where the hell is Rayne?
( She steps out from around the corner that leads to the shower, she's wrapped in nothing but a towel, her hair is soaked and pulled back behind her head. Rob can't help but look her up and down. )
Rob: The hell happened out there?
( She takes a few steps forward, making Rob slightly uncomfortable as he not so subtly tries to hide the erection he's getting. )
Rayne: Hey, did you honestly expect me to let Tara get the win?
Rob: I expected you to do your job and take that title off Zelda by any means necessary.
Rayne: I guess we'll just have to try harder next time.
( She gets a little closer. )
Rob: Who says there's going to be a next time?
( She's just about face to face with Rob. )
Rayne: I don't know...
( The camera closes in on their faces as she gets right in next to Rob's ear. )
Rayne: Maybe...
( Rob suddenly jumps as Rayne has gotten a hold of something. )
Rayne: I do?
( He smiles that grin we've all come to hate as Rayne grabs him hard by the back of the head and rips back on his hair, glaring at him like a crazed animal about to make the kill, then she just rams her tongue down his throat. )
Diamond Cam: Rob Diamond
I know what your all thinking. Your thinking this little thing I've got with Rayne is eventually going to bite me in the ass and I think your right, it is. I mean, she obviously isn't interested in me romantically, and lets be honest here, I'm not looking to be settle down with anyone, least of all some 38 year old chick my big brother is looking to nail, but I figure hit it while it lasts...
Whats that?
What about Serenity?
Come on now, you guys didn't actually believe me when I said I loved her, did you?
Man your dumber than I thought.
( The scene from before is gone, replaced now with a scene of Rob strutting down the walk way which leads to his and Serenity's new apartment in Greenwich, Connecticut. He whistles a little tune as he unlocks the door and steps inside. )
Rob: Honey, I'm home.
( Serenity steps out from around the corner which leads to the bed room in nothing but a bra and panties. )
Serenity: About time... I've missed you.
( Rob just smiles and shakes his head. )
Rob: God, I just love being me.
( She comes forward and pulls him in for a nice, long kiss. She presses her forehead against Rob's and then slowly she drops down below the view of the camera. )
*zip*
Rob: Oh yeah... oh... suck... it...
( The scene fades away but not before... )
Rob: Falcon.
Diamond Cam: Rob Diamond
You know the thing about all this is...
Falcon is, was and always will be right.
What? Oh I'm sorry, what where you expecting? Me to "Ace" this whole promo and pick apart the bird's points and tell him exactly when, where and why he's wrong about me? Well sorry folks, he ain't wrong, atleast not entirely. You see, Falcon... And it really pains me to say this... Has me down to the letter. He knows me, perhaps better than I know myself... And the funny thing about it is, since he knows me so well he knows exactly what lengths I'm willing to go to to win... And... He knows I CAN win.
I know, I know. Your all expecting jokes and cut scenes and all that other crap I do for everyone else, but the thing is, my little mind games that have worked so well on every other opponent, are not going to work on Falcon.
He won't fall for them so I'm not going to bother trying.
What I am going to say is this. Kyle, three years ago I stepped up and demanded that my brother Chris train me. He said no. I begged, I pleaded and in the end he gave in. He did what he never wanted to do and he taught me everything he knew. And when we were all done, when he thought I was ready, he told me one thing. One thing I have kept with me since the beginning. He told me...
"Don't let anything... or anyone stand in your way."
Now, maybe I've taken that too literally. Maybe I've gone a little too far in some cases. And maybe you do not agree with everything I've done. But here's the thing Kyle, people have never liked me. People have never cared about me. I have always been "that other guy." I have always been "Chris' brother" or "Falcon's lackey" or... Whatever. I've never been "Rob Diamond" to anyone. I've never been that guy people look at as the future. And even now, after everything, people are still trying to deny me whats mine. People are still claiming that someone else is the future. Someone else is the next generation...
Someone else...
Not me...
It's never me...
And after two years in wrestling it's made me bitter.
Angry...
And I'm sorry if you got in my way Kyle. I'm sorry if I took it too far when I banged Serenity like I'm sure you want to bang Dakota Fanning. But at the end of the day, you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Everyone, even you, has had that one feud, that one battle that set you apart, that showed the world you were the guy. You had that feud. Angel had that feud. Steve Awesome had that feud... You... Are my feud... My battle. My time to prove everyone wrong...
I chose you.
Above everyone else, you. Because I know what beating you means. I know what getting in the ring with you means. That's why every time we have ever faced Kyle, I faced you with honor. Everytime we have ever been in the ring together, I have respected you. Between those bells, I have treated you like the legend you are. Because I know Kyle.
I know who and what you are. I know who and what you will be. And I know... If I can beat you Sunday Night I will be "that guy." People will have to take notice. People will be forced to admit that I'm not a fluke. That I'm not a joke. That I am everything I have ever said I was.
That's why Kyle, as much as you may want to kick my teeth down my throat for the plethora of reasons I've given you... I'm not going down this weekend.
There is nothing you can do to me...
No move I can't take...
No finisher I won't survive...
This weekend Kyle, the Immortal Falcon is going to go toe to toe with his replacement. The man who is going to surpass him in everything he has ever done. I'm the next generation, you know it, you admitted it and now the only thing left to do is prove it. And I will...
Over your dead body...
And I know you wouldn't have it any other way Kyle.
And with that... Good luck Kyle...
( Rob and Serenity lay in bed next to each other. Serenity is nuzzled up against Rob, Rob lays his head over the top of hers, playing with her hair. Serenity looks up and smiles, satisfied. )
Serenity: Rob...
( He looks down. )
Rob: Yeah?
( Their eyes meet. )
Serenity: I know about you and Rayne...
( For a split second Rob looks like a deer in the head lights. )
Rob: Yeah...
( But Serenity just smiles as the door to their bed room opens.... And Rayne walks in. )
Serenity: I hope you don't mind... I took the liberty of inviting her over.
( Fade to black on Rayne climbing onto their bed and Serenity throwing the covers over the camera. )
Somewhere else in the world...
( Chris Diamond sits on the edge of his seat, watching Rob Diamond's latest promo come to a close. Watching as Rob Diamond uses and abuses someone Chris cares about, someone Chris upset, someone Chris... misses very much. )
Chris: You mother *beep*er...
( His fist squeezes the remote control in his hand so tight that it breaks. )
Diamond Cam: Rob Diamond
Say what you want about me. Call me selfish. Call me an asshole. Call me anything you like. I'm it. I'm whatever you say. I'm done denying it. But at Picture Perfect I'm going to become something more. I'm going to step out of the shadows your point of view has cast over me and I'm going to embrace my future.
My destiny.
And then... You better believe I'm going to make each and every one of you SUCK IT!
When it comes to me you can always count on three simple things.
I lie.
I cheat.
And I steal.
Whenever and where ever I can. I mean, to expect anything else from me is stupid. But the thing is, people have come to expect that from me so much that when I do anything but those three things, well, their usually at a total loss for words.
Take Kelly Knite and her not so illustrious Knite Life as an example. You see, she absolutely refuses to acknowledge me or the absolutely amazing hot streak I've been on for two months, and do you want to know why? Because every single match I've won since dispatching Nelly Angel has been won under the agreed rules of the match.
For two months I haven't lied, cheated or stole a single victory.
I've won fairly.
Honestly.
And no one, absolutely no one knows what to say.
Baffled.
Dumbfounded.
And left with nothing but childish and frankly moronic counters like "Go F yourself." Wow, amazing come back coming from the boss' whore who sleeps with literally anything thing that breaths. Bet if I hung a steak from my neck wrapped in hundred dollar bills she'd be jumping my bones too, but unlike Steve, I have the slightest bit of dignity.
But you know what nCw, go right ahead and continue picking Falcon to win this match. Keep running your mouth about how he has more to fight for. He has more to gain. He needs this win more than me.
You are all idiots if you think that.
Because Falcon has nothing left to fight for and he proves it every single week he cuts another sorry and down right depressing promo.
I've broken the bird. Exposed him. Wounded him. And now, all I have to do is finish the job. But hey, I'm just that punk kid who hasn't lost a match in two months. You know, that guy who put Nelly Angel down and ran him out of nCw. That guy who made Charlie Velez tap out like the little bitch that he is. That guy who showed the world Andrew Jacobsen is just a chump. That guy who put Doc in his place in less than five minutes. I'm just THAT guy who keeps winning.
Ha ha ha...
Whatever. Your all going to doubt me anyways. Your all going to side up with Falcon. And your all going to stand there, jaws dropped, like a bunch of retards starring at a slushee machine in 711 when I climb out of that Bird's Cage, Falcon laying in a pool of his own piss and blood and that slut Amber Ashe screaming to the heaven's....
AND YOUR WINNER!!!!! ROB MOTHER ****ING DIAMOND!!!!!!!!
( Collision is over, Diamond is backstage, marching down the hall way. He turns and kicks open a locker room door, this door leads to the women's locker room, all the women in the room are either naked or nearly naked, but all you perverted monkeys see are a bunch of blurred out boobies fleeing the room. Rob steps in, nearly un phased by the boobs and says. )
Rob: Where the hell is Rayne?
( She steps out from around the corner that leads to the shower, she's wrapped in nothing but a towel, her hair is soaked and pulled back behind her head. Rob can't help but look her up and down. )
Rob: The hell happened out there?
( She takes a few steps forward, making Rob slightly uncomfortable as he not so subtly tries to hide the erection he's getting. )
Rayne: Hey, did you honestly expect me to let Tara get the win?
Rob: I expected you to do your job and take that title off Zelda by any means necessary.
Rayne: I guess we'll just have to try harder next time.
( She gets a little closer. )
Rob: Who says there's going to be a next time?
( She's just about face to face with Rob. )
Rayne: I don't know...
( The camera closes in on their faces as she gets right in next to Rob's ear. )
Rayne: Maybe...
( Rob suddenly jumps as Rayne has gotten a hold of something. )
Rayne: I do?
( He smiles that grin we've all come to hate as Rayne grabs him hard by the back of the head and rips back on his hair, glaring at him like a crazed animal about to make the kill, then she just rams her tongue down his throat. )
Diamond Cam: Rob Diamond
I know what your all thinking. Your thinking this little thing I've got with Rayne is eventually going to bite me in the ass and I think your right, it is. I mean, she obviously isn't interested in me romantically, and lets be honest here, I'm not looking to be settle down with anyone, least of all some 38 year old chick my big brother is looking to nail, but I figure hit it while it lasts...
Whats that?
What about Serenity?
Come on now, you guys didn't actually believe me when I said I loved her, did you?
Man your dumber than I thought.
( The scene from before is gone, replaced now with a scene of Rob strutting down the walk way which leads to his and Serenity's new apartment in Greenwich, Connecticut. He whistles a little tune as he unlocks the door and steps inside. )
Rob: Honey, I'm home.
( Serenity steps out from around the corner which leads to the bed room in nothing but a bra and panties. )
Serenity: About time... I've missed you.
( Rob just smiles and shakes his head. )
Rob: God, I just love being me.
( She comes forward and pulls him in for a nice, long kiss. She presses her forehead against Rob's and then slowly she drops down below the view of the camera. )
*zip*
Rob: Oh yeah... oh... suck... it...
( The scene fades away but not before... )
Rob: Falcon.
Diamond Cam: Rob Diamond
You know the thing about all this is...
Falcon is, was and always will be right.
What? Oh I'm sorry, what where you expecting? Me to "Ace" this whole promo and pick apart the bird's points and tell him exactly when, where and why he's wrong about me? Well sorry folks, he ain't wrong, atleast not entirely. You see, Falcon... And it really pains me to say this... Has me down to the letter. He knows me, perhaps better than I know myself... And the funny thing about it is, since he knows me so well he knows exactly what lengths I'm willing to go to to win... And... He knows I CAN win.
I know, I know. Your all expecting jokes and cut scenes and all that other crap I do for everyone else, but the thing is, my little mind games that have worked so well on every other opponent, are not going to work on Falcon.
He won't fall for them so I'm not going to bother trying.
What I am going to say is this. Kyle, three years ago I stepped up and demanded that my brother Chris train me. He said no. I begged, I pleaded and in the end he gave in. He did what he never wanted to do and he taught me everything he knew. And when we were all done, when he thought I was ready, he told me one thing. One thing I have kept with me since the beginning. He told me...
"Don't let anything... or anyone stand in your way."
Now, maybe I've taken that too literally. Maybe I've gone a little too far in some cases. And maybe you do not agree with everything I've done. But here's the thing Kyle, people have never liked me. People have never cared about me. I have always been "that other guy." I have always been "Chris' brother" or "Falcon's lackey" or... Whatever. I've never been "Rob Diamond" to anyone. I've never been that guy people look at as the future. And even now, after everything, people are still trying to deny me whats mine. People are still claiming that someone else is the future. Someone else is the next generation...
Someone else...
Not me...
It's never me...
And after two years in wrestling it's made me bitter.
Angry...
And I'm sorry if you got in my way Kyle. I'm sorry if I took it too far when I banged Serenity like I'm sure you want to bang Dakota Fanning. But at the end of the day, you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Everyone, even you, has had that one feud, that one battle that set you apart, that showed the world you were the guy. You had that feud. Angel had that feud. Steve Awesome had that feud... You... Are my feud... My battle. My time to prove everyone wrong...
I chose you.
Above everyone else, you. Because I know what beating you means. I know what getting in the ring with you means. That's why every time we have ever faced Kyle, I faced you with honor. Everytime we have ever been in the ring together, I have respected you. Between those bells, I have treated you like the legend you are. Because I know Kyle.
I know who and what you are. I know who and what you will be. And I know... If I can beat you Sunday Night I will be "that guy." People will have to take notice. People will be forced to admit that I'm not a fluke. That I'm not a joke. That I am everything I have ever said I was.
That's why Kyle, as much as you may want to kick my teeth down my throat for the plethora of reasons I've given you... I'm not going down this weekend.
There is nothing you can do to me...
No move I can't take...
No finisher I won't survive...
This weekend Kyle, the Immortal Falcon is going to go toe to toe with his replacement. The man who is going to surpass him in everything he has ever done. I'm the next generation, you know it, you admitted it and now the only thing left to do is prove it. And I will...
Over your dead body...
And I know you wouldn't have it any other way Kyle.
And with that... Good luck Kyle...
( Rob and Serenity lay in bed next to each other. Serenity is nuzzled up against Rob, Rob lays his head over the top of hers, playing with her hair. Serenity looks up and smiles, satisfied. )
Serenity: Rob...
( He looks down. )
Rob: Yeah?
( Their eyes meet. )
Serenity: I know about you and Rayne...
( For a split second Rob looks like a deer in the head lights. )
Rob: Yeah...
( But Serenity just smiles as the door to their bed room opens.... And Rayne walks in. )
Serenity: I hope you don't mind... I took the liberty of inviting her over.
( Fade to black on Rayne climbing onto their bed and Serenity throwing the covers over the camera. )
Somewhere else in the world...
( Chris Diamond sits on the edge of his seat, watching Rob Diamond's latest promo come to a close. Watching as Rob Diamond uses and abuses someone Chris cares about, someone Chris upset, someone Chris... misses very much. )
Chris: You mother *beep*er...
( His fist squeezes the remote control in his hand so tight that it breaks. )
Diamond Cam: Rob Diamond
Say what you want about me. Call me selfish. Call me an asshole. Call me anything you like. I'm it. I'm whatever you say. I'm done denying it. But at Picture Perfect I'm going to become something more. I'm going to step out of the shadows your point of view has cast over me and I'm going to embrace my future.
My destiny.
And then... You better believe I'm going to make each and every one of you SUCK IT!
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am
[/center]And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am