Post by Hexxy on Jul 6, 2010 10:14:27 GMT -6
-] Tara Fenix [-
::- No Seriously... she sucks -::
::- Like.. Really hard -::
::- No point in denying it -::
::- We're not blind -::
::- Do everybody a favor -::
::- Stop whining -::
::- Because it won't help you win all those matches you promised you would -::
::- But you know what might? -::
::- Talent -::
::- So go get some of that -::
::- Then come back and talk -::
-] Maria Williams [-
::- Aren't you married to Joe Everyman? -::
::- I feel sorry for you -::
::- That's ridicule enough -::
-] Malice [-
::- Malice rhymes with Alice -::
::- And you're obsessed with Wonderland -::
::- How clever -::
::- Or not -::
::- It's really quite lame -::
::- Only surpassed by the lameness of your talking to a cat -::
::- How about a little charisma, it'd help -::
::- And I'm not talking about Tim Burton charisma -::
::- That so doesn't count -::
-] Charlaine Jones [-
::- Yea you won -::
::- Want a medal? -::
::- I lost my first ever wrestling match -::
::- Big deal -::
::- But you didn't choke me out -::
::- I passed out from the smell of your armpits -::
::- Get some deodorant next time -::
::- And shave your knuckles -::
::- You're like a less hairy monkey -::
::- Now go wrestle a bear, or whatever it is you MMA people do -::
::- You bore me -::
-] Megan Kane [-
::- Who are you? -::
::- Boning buddy to the world champion I see -::
::- I've been there -::
::- Are you more concerned with dildos or wrestling? -::
::- Because if it's dildos you want... -::
::- There's a big 5'6” one you can have -::
::- Tara Fenix -::
::- All you have to do is choke Brad -::
::- And she'll come running -::
::- You're welcome -::
Ashlie: Jeff! Did you schedule that massage for ten like I told you to?
Jeff: Yes Ma'am, they'll be ready for you.
Ashlie: Good, call them back and reschedule for eleven.
Jeff: But....they're booked solid, I spent forty-five minutes convincing them to get you in at 10.
Ashlie: JEFF! If I wanted to hear some sob stories out of you, I would of asked you about your grandma's cancer. Just do what I say!
Jeff: Yes Ma'am!
{Jeff runs off through the door, hurrying to try and reschedule. Ashlie rolls her eyes as she throws her feet up onto her desk and leans back in the chair, with her arms behind her head she lets out a deep aggravated sigh, as if the entire world was against her.}
Ashlie: It's so hard to find good help these days.... geez. JEFF!
{He comes flying back into the office, he has the phone to his ear and he opens his eyes wide, wondering what his boss wants.}
Ashlie: While you're at it, get me a Latte Macchiato ok?
Jeff: I'm on it.
Ashlie: And please hurry.
{Jeff exits the room again, leaving Ashlie shaking her head at him. She closes her eyes as she leans further back in the chair. She yawns and tries to catch a few moments of relaxation, but that just isn't happening as a knock is heard coming from her door. She looks up, wondering why Jeff didn't buzz her.}
Ashlie: Come in?
{Swinging the door open, we see Chad Lights standing there. He smiles, Ashlie smiles back and waves him to come have a seat in front of her desk as she takes her feet down. Chad sits and they shake hands.}
Ashlie: Make yourself comfortable Chad.
Chad: Ashlie..
Ashlie: Just a second Chad, I've gotta scream at Jeff....
{Ember hits the button on her desk and speaks into the speaker.}
Ashlie: JEFF! Why in the hell didn't you buzz me and let me know Chad was here!?
Jeff: Sorry Ms. Ashlie, I was trying to reschedule and order your latte, and let Chad in all at the same time.
Ashlie: That's no excuse for being rude to Chad, Jeff.
Jeff: I'm sorry ma'am but I got you your massage at eleven.
Ashlie: Call them back and change that to eleven thirty.
Jeff: -sigh- Yes Ma'am
{She grins and turns her attention back to Chad who is sitting there a bit uncomfortable after the screaming.}
Ashlie: So Chad, enjoying that 10 percent raise I got you? Sorry I couldn't get Leonard to knock It up to fifteen like we had hoped.
Chad: Thanks again for that, I don't think I've ever seen Leonard like that, you almost had him.
Ashlie: He's a tough one, so what brings you here Chad? Need anything?
Chad: Just wanted to come by and have a chat.
Ashlie: Like an interview?
Chad: Sorta, but more just to talk, see how you've been.
{Ashlie's lips go to the side and her eyes turn up as she thinks about it. She looks down, smiles, and nods her head in approval.}
Chad: So what did you think of your first ever wrestling match? Was it everything you hoped for?
Ashlie: It was fun. I mean, it sucks losing of course, but hey... everybody has to start somewhere right? We can't all come out winning right away. I think for it being my first match, and being against somebody who is obviously experienced in this sort of thing, it turned out pretty well. I don't plan on letting myself losing this next one though.
Chad: Speaking of that, what do you think about this match? Pretty big opportunity.
Ashlie: Leo, he called me and said he thought I could really go places, I didn't expect him to be throwing me in matches like this right out of the gate though. A chance at the Women's title is on the line.. in a battle royal? Anybody could come out winning that. It's the perfect opportunity for somebody like me, who still has a great deal to learn, to get a shot that I probably don't really deserve, but hey, I'll take it if I win.... not complaining.
Chad: Just like you, always thinking things out so rationally.
Ashlie: I've got to Chad, you don't get where I'm at by making irrational decisions... deciding to become a professional wrestler is probably the most irrational thing I've ever done.
Chad: Well I guess I'll leave you alone, let you get some of your day job work done, but before I go. What do you think about this whole Adam and Kelly thing? You have a history there.
{Ashlie's jovial, friendly expression suddenly shifts, to one of anger and annoyance. She stays calm however and indulges Chad. Chad knew this is how she'd react, that's why he softened her up with a few other questions first.}
Ashlie: History... he he cheated on me with her... then sent me packing like I was yesterday's news after we were together since we were eleven. However, that was years ago Chad, it's all in the past. Like I said, I'm not here to win Adam back, he made his bed, he can lay in it. Maybe, I'm a little happy that he has felt a little bit of the pain that he caused me a decade ago, but not that concerned with it.
{She smiles devilishly at Chad who waves as he heads out the door. She waves back, then seems excited as Jeff walks in with her espresso. He puts it on her desk and she happily takes a drink, but she spits it back out and looks furious.}
Ashlie: Jeff what is this!?
Jeff: It's your latte macchiato that you asked for...
Ashlie: I said I wanted a caffè latte!
Jeff: No....
Ashlie: Jeff don't back talk me! Just go get what I want!
{Jeff lowers his head and exits the room in disdain as we fade away on Ashlie shaking her head in disgust.}
::- Tara.... boo freaking hoo... don't try and sell us any crap about how you didn't want to win the belt that way. Please, what do you tak us for a bunch of slobbering idiots? You would have never passed up a chance like that and you know it. In football, teams don't give back championships if their opponents quarter back is hurt, in the NBA teams or players don't go turning in their trophies just because last years MVP broke his foot and missed the whole year. That is ridiculous, just admit that you failed, just admit that you weren't good enough. Then maybe you'll become a better wrestler for it. -::
::- Malice, Maria, Megan, and Charlie.... we are the up and comers in this match, we're the five women who have never had a shot at Zelda's title. Nobody has given us a chance against that swine of a wrestler who thinks she's better than us. Everybody says we'll lose, everybody thinks we don't stand a chance, why? Because Tara has spent so much time pimping herself as some kind of legend of wrestling, and they've all bought it. Well don't worry, when I win this match and knock the Queen of Suck off, we'll be able to show the world what real ladies wrestling is all about. -::
::- We are women, we deserve respect as equals, we deserve respect without having people look at us as if we should be bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen for our men, you know the stereotype Tara seems so comfortable with portraying. You can all watch as I light a match and burn down that sort of thinking, you can watch as I purify NCW with my flames. -::
::- No Seriously... she sucks -::
::- Like.. Really hard -::
::- No point in denying it -::
::- We're not blind -::
::- Do everybody a favor -::
::- Stop whining -::
::- Because it won't help you win all those matches you promised you would -::
::- But you know what might? -::
::- Talent -::
::- So go get some of that -::
::- Then come back and talk -::
-] Maria Williams [-
::- Aren't you married to Joe Everyman? -::
::- I feel sorry for you -::
::- That's ridicule enough -::
-] Malice [-
::- Malice rhymes with Alice -::
::- And you're obsessed with Wonderland -::
::- How clever -::
::- Or not -::
::- It's really quite lame -::
::- Only surpassed by the lameness of your talking to a cat -::
::- How about a little charisma, it'd help -::
::- And I'm not talking about Tim Burton charisma -::
::- That so doesn't count -::
-] Charlaine Jones [-
::- Yea you won -::
::- Want a medal? -::
::- I lost my first ever wrestling match -::
::- Big deal -::
::- But you didn't choke me out -::
::- I passed out from the smell of your armpits -::
::- Get some deodorant next time -::
::- And shave your knuckles -::
::- You're like a less hairy monkey -::
::- Now go wrestle a bear, or whatever it is you MMA people do -::
::- You bore me -::
-] Megan Kane [-
::- Who are you? -::
::- Boning buddy to the world champion I see -::
::- I've been there -::
::- Are you more concerned with dildos or wrestling? -::
::- Because if it's dildos you want... -::
::- There's a big 5'6” one you can have -::
::- Tara Fenix -::
::- All you have to do is choke Brad -::
::- And she'll come running -::
::- You're welcome -::
Ashlie: Jeff! Did you schedule that massage for ten like I told you to?
Jeff: Yes Ma'am, they'll be ready for you.
Ashlie: Good, call them back and reschedule for eleven.
Jeff: But....they're booked solid, I spent forty-five minutes convincing them to get you in at 10.
Ashlie: JEFF! If I wanted to hear some sob stories out of you, I would of asked you about your grandma's cancer. Just do what I say!
Jeff: Yes Ma'am!
{Jeff runs off through the door, hurrying to try and reschedule. Ashlie rolls her eyes as she throws her feet up onto her desk and leans back in the chair, with her arms behind her head she lets out a deep aggravated sigh, as if the entire world was against her.}
Ashlie: It's so hard to find good help these days.... geez. JEFF!
{He comes flying back into the office, he has the phone to his ear and he opens his eyes wide, wondering what his boss wants.}
Ashlie: While you're at it, get me a Latte Macchiato ok?
Jeff: I'm on it.
Ashlie: And please hurry.
{Jeff exits the room again, leaving Ashlie shaking her head at him. She closes her eyes as she leans further back in the chair. She yawns and tries to catch a few moments of relaxation, but that just isn't happening as a knock is heard coming from her door. She looks up, wondering why Jeff didn't buzz her.}
Ashlie: Come in?
{Swinging the door open, we see Chad Lights standing there. He smiles, Ashlie smiles back and waves him to come have a seat in front of her desk as she takes her feet down. Chad sits and they shake hands.}
Ashlie: Make yourself comfortable Chad.
Chad: Ashlie..
Ashlie: Just a second Chad, I've gotta scream at Jeff....
{Ember hits the button on her desk and speaks into the speaker.}
Ashlie: JEFF! Why in the hell didn't you buzz me and let me know Chad was here!?
Jeff: Sorry Ms. Ashlie, I was trying to reschedule and order your latte, and let Chad in all at the same time.
Ashlie: That's no excuse for being rude to Chad, Jeff.
Jeff: I'm sorry ma'am but I got you your massage at eleven.
Ashlie: Call them back and change that to eleven thirty.
Jeff: -sigh- Yes Ma'am
{She grins and turns her attention back to Chad who is sitting there a bit uncomfortable after the screaming.}
Ashlie: So Chad, enjoying that 10 percent raise I got you? Sorry I couldn't get Leonard to knock It up to fifteen like we had hoped.
Chad: Thanks again for that, I don't think I've ever seen Leonard like that, you almost had him.
Ashlie: He's a tough one, so what brings you here Chad? Need anything?
Chad: Just wanted to come by and have a chat.
Ashlie: Like an interview?
Chad: Sorta, but more just to talk, see how you've been.
{Ashlie's lips go to the side and her eyes turn up as she thinks about it. She looks down, smiles, and nods her head in approval.}
Chad: So what did you think of your first ever wrestling match? Was it everything you hoped for?
Ashlie: It was fun. I mean, it sucks losing of course, but hey... everybody has to start somewhere right? We can't all come out winning right away. I think for it being my first match, and being against somebody who is obviously experienced in this sort of thing, it turned out pretty well. I don't plan on letting myself losing this next one though.
Chad: Speaking of that, what do you think about this match? Pretty big opportunity.
Ashlie: Leo, he called me and said he thought I could really go places, I didn't expect him to be throwing me in matches like this right out of the gate though. A chance at the Women's title is on the line.. in a battle royal? Anybody could come out winning that. It's the perfect opportunity for somebody like me, who still has a great deal to learn, to get a shot that I probably don't really deserve, but hey, I'll take it if I win.... not complaining.
Chad: Just like you, always thinking things out so rationally.
Ashlie: I've got to Chad, you don't get where I'm at by making irrational decisions... deciding to become a professional wrestler is probably the most irrational thing I've ever done.
Chad: Well I guess I'll leave you alone, let you get some of your day job work done, but before I go. What do you think about this whole Adam and Kelly thing? You have a history there.
{Ashlie's jovial, friendly expression suddenly shifts, to one of anger and annoyance. She stays calm however and indulges Chad. Chad knew this is how she'd react, that's why he softened her up with a few other questions first.}
Ashlie: History... he he cheated on me with her... then sent me packing like I was yesterday's news after we were together since we were eleven. However, that was years ago Chad, it's all in the past. Like I said, I'm not here to win Adam back, he made his bed, he can lay in it. Maybe, I'm a little happy that he has felt a little bit of the pain that he caused me a decade ago, but not that concerned with it.
{She smiles devilishly at Chad who waves as he heads out the door. She waves back, then seems excited as Jeff walks in with her espresso. He puts it on her desk and she happily takes a drink, but she spits it back out and looks furious.}
Ashlie: Jeff what is this!?
Jeff: It's your latte macchiato that you asked for...
Ashlie: I said I wanted a caffè latte!
Jeff: No....
Ashlie: Jeff don't back talk me! Just go get what I want!
{Jeff lowers his head and exits the room in disdain as we fade away on Ashlie shaking her head in disgust.}
::- Tara.... boo freaking hoo... don't try and sell us any crap about how you didn't want to win the belt that way. Please, what do you tak us for a bunch of slobbering idiots? You would have never passed up a chance like that and you know it. In football, teams don't give back championships if their opponents quarter back is hurt, in the NBA teams or players don't go turning in their trophies just because last years MVP broke his foot and missed the whole year. That is ridiculous, just admit that you failed, just admit that you weren't good enough. Then maybe you'll become a better wrestler for it. -::
::- Malice, Maria, Megan, and Charlie.... we are the up and comers in this match, we're the five women who have never had a shot at Zelda's title. Nobody has given us a chance against that swine of a wrestler who thinks she's better than us. Everybody says we'll lose, everybody thinks we don't stand a chance, why? Because Tara has spent so much time pimping herself as some kind of legend of wrestling, and they've all bought it. Well don't worry, when I win this match and knock the Queen of Suck off, we'll be able to show the world what real ladies wrestling is all about. -::
::- We are women, we deserve respect as equals, we deserve respect without having people look at us as if we should be bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen for our men, you know the stereotype Tara seems so comfortable with portraying. You can all watch as I light a match and burn down that sort of thinking, you can watch as I purify NCW with my flames. -::