Post by Joe Ragnal on Jul 7, 2010 21:56:15 GMT -6
Outside of a mansion we're all familiar with at this point, we see a blue-haired man sitting on the porch, drinking a bottle of Mountain Dew. He looks up at the summer nightsky, connecting the stars for the big dipper while fireflies buzz around, blinking every few seconds.
Joe: So...we all heard the news, right? Joe Ragnal...divorced by Freya Kane, his now ex-wife. It's kind of big news, because after everything Freya did for me last year...nearly got herself killed when my sister wanted to beat the tar out of her, thinking she was deceiving me and setting me up for some bad revenge plot she and Brad cooked up after I won the GWC title off of him...yeah, there's a LOT of history behind all this...and the fact that we had our kids, well, yeah, it does come off as a surprise.
He plops down onto his back, guzzling the bottle of Dew down his throat.
Joe: And...yeah, we had a good marriage. We didn't have too many screamfests...unless you count the ones we were doing when...well, you get the idea. Hell, I think when she handed me the divorce papers, it was the first time I EVER had a really big fight with her. But, hey, it was either that or she walked out on us. Couldn't exactly have the last option...especially since she'd be walking out on the rest of her family too...
He shrugs.
Joe: Brad kinda convinced me to sign them, too. The guy's gone through divorce already, so he knows what I'm going through. He even said I should just be glad Freya wasn't being a bitch about it like his wife. That, I'm happy for. Now, you're expecting me to maybe piss and moan a lot, right? I mean, I just broke it off with my wife of almost two years, our kids in custody of both of us, I'll prolly move back in with Mike and Sasha, who are already taking care of their own kid, and I'll mkae things MORE miserable for them because I can't get over the fact my wife dumped me. That's what people expect, right?
He sits back up, plopping his feet on the next-top step.
Joe: Well, to be quite honest...Freya said something that made sense. We got married when she had that pregnancy scare all the way back in 08. We jumped a huge gun, got married, had a lot of sex...but aside from that, there wasn't much going on in our relationship. That, and the fact she kept talking about black dick a lot. But that's besides the point.
See...I'm only 23. Freya's a little older than me. We were both pretty young, she just got out of a bad relationship with Andy, I just got out of a...REALLY weird...relationship with...that girl I was dating from GWC's camera crew...so we were both prone to making some stupid moves. But, it has it's plusses. We get to stay friends. I was allowed to continue living in the mansion, and I get to see my sons.
Even then, I don't feel like I should just sponge around the house. Freya can't be the only one paying for the kids anymore. So, what am I gonna do to help pay off those bills?
Wrestle.
That's right. Joe Ragnal, Innovator of FUN, is here in NCW. Being buds and former in-laws of the Kane family seemed to help me make my way in here, and hopefully, I get to have as much Fully Unrehearsed Nuttiness like I did in GWC.
So lock up your wives, boys. Joe Ragnal is single again, and he's looking for a nice bite.
He stands up, drinking the small bit left in the bottle before walking back inside the mansion. We fade out as Joe prepares for early morning to get back in shape.
Joe: So...we all heard the news, right? Joe Ragnal...divorced by Freya Kane, his now ex-wife. It's kind of big news, because after everything Freya did for me last year...nearly got herself killed when my sister wanted to beat the tar out of her, thinking she was deceiving me and setting me up for some bad revenge plot she and Brad cooked up after I won the GWC title off of him...yeah, there's a LOT of history behind all this...and the fact that we had our kids, well, yeah, it does come off as a surprise.
He plops down onto his back, guzzling the bottle of Dew down his throat.
Joe: And...yeah, we had a good marriage. We didn't have too many screamfests...unless you count the ones we were doing when...well, you get the idea. Hell, I think when she handed me the divorce papers, it was the first time I EVER had a really big fight with her. But, hey, it was either that or she walked out on us. Couldn't exactly have the last option...especially since she'd be walking out on the rest of her family too...
He shrugs.
Joe: Brad kinda convinced me to sign them, too. The guy's gone through divorce already, so he knows what I'm going through. He even said I should just be glad Freya wasn't being a bitch about it like his wife. That, I'm happy for. Now, you're expecting me to maybe piss and moan a lot, right? I mean, I just broke it off with my wife of almost two years, our kids in custody of both of us, I'll prolly move back in with Mike and Sasha, who are already taking care of their own kid, and I'll mkae things MORE miserable for them because I can't get over the fact my wife dumped me. That's what people expect, right?
He sits back up, plopping his feet on the next-top step.
Joe: Well, to be quite honest...Freya said something that made sense. We got married when she had that pregnancy scare all the way back in 08. We jumped a huge gun, got married, had a lot of sex...but aside from that, there wasn't much going on in our relationship. That, and the fact she kept talking about black dick a lot. But that's besides the point.
See...I'm only 23. Freya's a little older than me. We were both pretty young, she just got out of a bad relationship with Andy, I just got out of a...REALLY weird...relationship with...that girl I was dating from GWC's camera crew...so we were both prone to making some stupid moves. But, it has it's plusses. We get to stay friends. I was allowed to continue living in the mansion, and I get to see my sons.
Even then, I don't feel like I should just sponge around the house. Freya can't be the only one paying for the kids anymore. So, what am I gonna do to help pay off those bills?
Wrestle.
That's right. Joe Ragnal, Innovator of FUN, is here in NCW. Being buds and former in-laws of the Kane family seemed to help me make my way in here, and hopefully, I get to have as much Fully Unrehearsed Nuttiness like I did in GWC.
So lock up your wives, boys. Joe Ragnal is single again, and he's looking for a nice bite.
He stands up, drinking the small bit left in the bottle before walking back inside the mansion. We fade out as Joe prepares for early morning to get back in shape.