Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jul 7, 2010 22:18:59 GMT -6
*We open in on DDK stomping around outside as the camera follows in a hand held sorta way.*
DDK: Focus GQ! Focus!
GQ: I don't normally use a camera.
Obsidian: Except when you film you're nights exploits with a hot stud.
GQ: I AM NOT GAY!
DDK: Glad we got the running joke out of the way early.
Obsidian: What?
*DDK walks over to Obsidian.*
DDK: You with me, or do you need me to draw it in crayon, like usual?
Obsidian: Ouch man.
DDK: This is war now. This has gone beyond anything. He's a man who turned his back on me, on my other, on the way we lived. We went up and down the road together in that trailer. He was welcome to ride with me, but he chose the suits. He chose the office building over me, and it's not going to work for him. You get that Obsidian, it's not going to work.
Obsidian: Because you're going to injure him and he won't be able to work no more?
DDK: No. I know Ron. I'll beat him and injure him all I want, but he'll still come back. No, you see, Ron's a lot like me. Messed up in the head. He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
Obsidian: Ow.
DDK: He can't stand being happy. He can't stand getting what he wants. He's going to run away from that office building sooner rather than later. You know what else Ron is?
Obsidian: Ugly all day?
DDK: ...well...yes. But also, he's a hardcore mother ****er. Much like myself. I don't expect he'll go down easy. Hell, he may not go down at all. But I will continue to stand with every ounce of my being too, and he knows that. The match may very well end in a draw after a few days because neither of us will go down. We will shed blood and sweat, give each other pain and suffering, and it won't stop.
GQ: You really think it'll be that bad?
DDK: I THINK!?
*DDK turns to the camera and walks up into it.*
DDK: I KNOW! On any other day that might seem strange...but when you get both members of Dirty Deal in a match against each other...it's nothing but epic. It's grand. It's what everyone will be watching. It will make the smarks and the dirtsheets all shut up and just watch. No bitching, no moaning, just watching. And they will see a fight. They will see a war. Because what Ron and I got, it's a ****ed up situation. It ain't right. It ain't how the world is supposed to work. We're supposed to be on the same side. This is a situation that needs to get un****ed, right now!
*GQ backs away, so the camera does as well.*
GQ: You're scaring me man.
DDK: Don't you see! DON'T YOU GET IT!? Ron is my brother! I love him in an unpenetrating way. We were thick as thieves. Well, Curtis was, but I was there too. I know that feeling. Together, we're unbeatable. We'll be together again in a few days, only this time, we want each other to be beatable. I don't like it. But he's forced my hand. And so it shall be done.
*DDK grabs the camera and pulls it into his face.*
DDK: You here that Ron!? We were tight. Not now. Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you!
*DDK pushes the camera away. He then walks off. The camera looks at Obsidian.*
GQ: Well I'm obviously the other one.
Obsidian: Pfft. You now it's me.
*The scene fades out.*
DDK: Focus GQ! Focus!
GQ: I don't normally use a camera.
Obsidian: Except when you film you're nights exploits with a hot stud.
GQ: I AM NOT GAY!
DDK: Glad we got the running joke out of the way early.
Obsidian: What?
*DDK walks over to Obsidian.*
DDK: You with me, or do you need me to draw it in crayon, like usual?
Obsidian: Ouch man.
DDK: This is war now. This has gone beyond anything. He's a man who turned his back on me, on my other, on the way we lived. We went up and down the road together in that trailer. He was welcome to ride with me, but he chose the suits. He chose the office building over me, and it's not going to work for him. You get that Obsidian, it's not going to work.
Obsidian: Because you're going to injure him and he won't be able to work no more?
DDK: No. I know Ron. I'll beat him and injure him all I want, but he'll still come back. No, you see, Ron's a lot like me. Messed up in the head. He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
Obsidian: Ow.
DDK: He can't stand being happy. He can't stand getting what he wants. He's going to run away from that office building sooner rather than later. You know what else Ron is?
Obsidian: Ugly all day?
DDK: ...well...yes. But also, he's a hardcore mother ****er. Much like myself. I don't expect he'll go down easy. Hell, he may not go down at all. But I will continue to stand with every ounce of my being too, and he knows that. The match may very well end in a draw after a few days because neither of us will go down. We will shed blood and sweat, give each other pain and suffering, and it won't stop.
GQ: You really think it'll be that bad?
DDK: I THINK!?
*DDK turns to the camera and walks up into it.*
DDK: I KNOW! On any other day that might seem strange...but when you get both members of Dirty Deal in a match against each other...it's nothing but epic. It's grand. It's what everyone will be watching. It will make the smarks and the dirtsheets all shut up and just watch. No bitching, no moaning, just watching. And they will see a fight. They will see a war. Because what Ron and I got, it's a ****ed up situation. It ain't right. It ain't how the world is supposed to work. We're supposed to be on the same side. This is a situation that needs to get un****ed, right now!
*GQ backs away, so the camera does as well.*
GQ: You're scaring me man.
DDK: Don't you see! DON'T YOU GET IT!? Ron is my brother! I love him in an unpenetrating way. We were thick as thieves. Well, Curtis was, but I was there too. I know that feeling. Together, we're unbeatable. We'll be together again in a few days, only this time, we want each other to be beatable. I don't like it. But he's forced my hand. And so it shall be done.
*DDK grabs the camera and pulls it into his face.*
DDK: You here that Ron!? We were tight. Not now. Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you!
*DDK pushes the camera away. He then walks off. The camera looks at Obsidian.*
GQ: Well I'm obviously the other one.
Obsidian: Pfft. You now it's me.
*The scene fades out.*