Post by Joe Everyman on Jul 8, 2010 1:19:30 GMT -6
You say you haven’t been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, old Billy was right
Let’s kill all the lawyers, kill ’em tonight
You don’t want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn’t owe you a thing
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, old Billy was right
Let’s kill all the lawyers, kill ’em tonight
You don’t want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn’t owe you a thing
The scene opens up inside of the Joe Everyman household. The house is fairly silent. The camera begins moving across the living room towards the kitchen. As it enters the room, voices can be heard out on the back patio. The door slides open as the voices can be clearly heard. The camera pans around to see Maria and Amber Williams, both sitting on lawn chairs. Splashes can be seen coming from the pool that is still set up in the back. Scotty's head is seen bobbing up and down occasionally. Amber looks a little freaked out, as Maria looks more angry than her older sister.
Maria Williams: That is the last damn time I trust another person!
Amber Williams: What are you talking about Maria? You've been saying that all week, but never told me what's going on.
Maria Williams: Did you see Kelly Knite last week?
Amber Williams: Yeah, she kept her word and fought her heart out, just like you did.
Maria Williams: I'm not talking about that part!
Amber Williams: Then what are you talking about?
Maria Williams: I had asked her nicely to maybe cut the slack on Joe and I. And she didn't do that, did she?
Amber Williams: Well...
Maria Williams: I told her how much I respected her husband. I told her how much I respected her. I told her that she is one of the leaders of this company. I told her that you never question the heart of an Everyman. And did you see what she did? She basically just spit in our faces!
Amber Williams: Is it because of what she said on her Knitelife show?
Maria Williams: That is part of it. I had asked her to cool it on this anti-Joe campaign she runs every week, but she completely disregarded that. And worst of all, she is through with Adam. They were the nicest couple I had ever seen. Then that low life Steve Awesome had to get in the way of their happy marriage. Why do heartless guys have to ruin a good thing just to get what they want?
Amber Williams: I have no idea. Some are just horrible I guess.
Maria Williams: You're damn right they are! I just don't see how Kelly can be even the least bit attracted to him. Adam has just as good of a body that Steve has, and the heart of a gentleman. Steve, well, all he wants is to get into her pants. Which he clearly has done now.
Amber Williams: How do you figure?
Maria Williams: Because Kelly has always been a little whore. What else would change her over to the dark side besides Steve's junk?
Amber Williams: Money?
Maria Williams: I suppose. I mean, her dad is probably paying her alot of money to turn on Adam like that. And Steve is probably paying her a crap load too to stay by his side. I hate living in a world where money outweighs true love.
Amber Williams: Ok, ok, calm down little sister. You can't dwell on that too much. What's done is done.
Maria Williams: I guess...
Amber Williams: Have you seen your match this week?
Maria Williams: Of course...it's going to be a hard week. But I think I've got it handled.
Amber Williams: You sure about that? The website's predictions poll thing has you in last place so far. Your biggest supporter is some guy named Randy from California. He seems like a good guy, speaks highly of you.
Maria Williams: Is that the sex addict guy?
Amber Williams: Um...yes.
Maria covers her face with her hand. She then lets out a long, drawn out sigh.
Maria Williams: This week is going to be hell.
The scene then fades to black.
You know, I kind of find it funny that even though I have had less matches in nCw than most of the female wrestlers here, I have already made a reputation. And the sad thing is, it's mostly based off of my husband. And even though him and I are alot alike, and even though people seem to think we're the same person, we're not. Joe and I are different in a lot of ways. We have the same heart, but we are not the same person. That being said, I say that it is pointless to compare my past to Joe's. Saying I just won't show up? Saying it's pathetic that I'm married to him? Will you girls please grow up, or are you going to continue to attack me with middle school tactics?
I find it just funny that people like Charlaine Jones can get the mouth on her that she does. She won one match so far, and it was against a girl who has as much experience as you she does. Having one win under your belt is really nothing to be thrilled about. I mean, sure, you won your debut match, but I did that too. You beat some floozy, where as I defeated a man. Yes, I pinned a male wrestler in my debut match. And the next week, I did it again. Can you really compare something like that? Beating a no name chick, and pinning an accomplished male wrestler by the name of CK Owens is polar opposites. So maybe before you start talking smack, you can check the facts.
Saying I am just "another wife of a wrestler" is just plain stupid. That's what the majority of us are. Just because you have the same blood as one of the men doesn't change that at all. Some of the most accomplished wrestlers here have wives who would wrestle the crap out of half of the men here. But, I guess I have to give you a little credit. Being the brother of Alex Jones. Wow, that is big. I must admit, your brother is one of the most respected individuals here. But, he is a fool for getting mixed up with Angel. My husband had to fight him, and took him to the breaking point. Do you really expect your brother to be able to bring that same amount of heat to the table?
Or, for a matter of fact, will you be able to bring your brother's heart and will into this match? All of the women here idolize our male counterparts. Wither it be husbands, brothers or fathers, we all do it. Zelda idolizes Adam, and fights like him. I idolize Joe, and I fight like him. Megan Kane idolizes her husband and three or four black guys too. Will you be able to fight like your brother, or are you going to just drop down and fail like alot of up and comers. You can talk all you want, because so far, that's all you have going for you. Last week, you weren't all too impressive. You beat another no name woman who was about as impressive as a box of Sweet N Low. So what will it be 'Charlie'? Are you going to bring the fire and heart of a Phoenix, or are you going to burn out and never return?
I am going to be like alot of others this week, and not blow my load all at once...so to speak. I'll leave the load blowing to Ayla St. James and Cleo...and perhaps Megan Kane's face. I mean, what is with all of the sex with you, Megan? I don't want to call you a whore, cause there is alot of other in nCw who already fit that category, but damn girl. I mean, first having sex with three random black guys who needed gas money, to now making out with a girl? Is the entire women's division going to turn into lesbians, secret or public? I know I already brought this up earlier, but what is with you woman and cheating on your husbands? Why can't more girls be like me and be faithful?
I have never been a fan of the whole Kane family, but now, I hate them all even more. Even since that asshole Spike started ruining the whole wrestling business, to his 'brother' Brad, who just doesn't seem to know when to shut up. And now you, the third Kane to come across my path, could have been a little different. But instead, you have to be just as disgusting and disgraceful as the others in your God forsaken family.
But, I'll forget about your raging whoreitude and focus on your wrestling ability and your chances in this match. And to be honest, neither of them really blow up my dress. Sure, you were trained by a couple Kanes, but you must have been taught to talk by Hooked on Phonics for kids with autism. That may seem a little harsh from my goody two shoes attitude I usually have, but I am just getting sick of it. People like you really drop my acceptance of the human race. First Kelly screwed me over, now all you're looking for is a good screw. It's horrifying is what it is. I really wish I could respect one of you two this week, but I just can't. I am probably the most forgiving person you'll ever meet. I try to always be nice, I always give people second chances. But you two...just disgust me. The way you talk, the way you dress, the way you act, just horrible. You two are my lightest threat in this match. None of you could even get close to beating Zelda in a Mario Kart race with one arm tied behind her back. If you can't even fathom beating Zelda, what chances do you really think you have this week? I know that, deep down, I have the heart and determination to beat Zelda Knite, the Goldberg of nCw. But the lot of you are only here to look pretty, get some television exposure and maybe find some new lesbian to f*ck. But not me. I am here to make a name for myself. I am here to revisit my glory days of being at the top. I am here to show that I don't need Joe to hold my hand everywhere I go. I am here for one simple thing. To win, and to show everyone that I am the absolute best!
Get over it
Get over it
If you don’t want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, get over it
Get over it
If you don’t want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, get over it