Post by "Bad Luck" Chuck on Jul 9, 2010 2:09:48 GMT -6
We open up to the squawking sounds of a pesky little bird. But some speculate that more importantly, we open to a close up shot of “Bad Luck” Chuck. He gives a quick smile before beginning to speak.
“Hello everyone I’m…”
*SQUAWK!*
“Hi everyone Bad Lu-”
*SQUAWK!*
Annoyed grunt from Chuck.
“Hel-”
*SQUAWK!*
“WILL YOU SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRD!”
*squawk : (*
Chuck quickly calms himself down and collects himself to continue the promo.
“As I was saying….Hi everyone, I am “Bad Luck” Chuck. I know it’s been awhile since I’ve been on TV. But I’m finally over my life threatening bout with Chicken Pox and I’m all ready to step back into the ring. Unfortunately….management just insisted on having me cut my promo while dangling above a giant pool with man eating Sharks!”
The camera pans out and sure enough, Chuck is tied up and hanging above a giant pool.
“Now I’m obligated to tell you that there really is a shark in this pool. If the camera man could just point his camera towards the water….”
The camera pans down and sure enough, there is a Shark sitting at a dinner table with a fork and knife in each fin and a bib with Chucks face on it.
“…and this contraption that I’m hanging from is rigged to click five times and one of those five will drop me into said waters. Why? I don’t know, something about really selling your gimmick, or something like that….but whatever at least it pays the bills…So anyway…Joe Ragnal….”
*CLICK*
Chuck jerks his head toward the device but nothing happens.
“…Joe Ragnal…where should I start? How about…amazing! Man, I’m a huge fan of your work sir. That whole FUN thing you do…totally hilarious.”
*CLICK*
Chuck sighs deep when nothing happens again.
“I remember watching you in GWC. Hey remember when you beat Brad Kane to become world champ? That was totally smooth. Or how about that whole Hardaway thing?”
*CLICK*
“I totally had your back on that. But anyways….that’s in the past. I’m super stoked that you’re here in nCw now and I hope that I can give you a good match. I also hope I don’t give you chicken pox.
*CLICK*
“Anyways Mister Ragnal, if I even make it to Picture Perfect, I just hope that we can do a good job for the fans. And um….if your not completely busy…..I was sort of hoping to get an autogra-”
*CLICK!*
Chuck gasps as his head jerks in the direction of the last click. The Shark begins to salivate under the water ( that shows you how hungry it is) as Chuck prepares for the worst. After a few moments….he realizes nothing happened!
“Hey….nothing happened! You know what? This might be a sign! I didn’t get dropped in the shark pit, I’m facing a top quality wrestler in Joe Ragnal….it might actually be happening people! I’m going to say it!”
He smiles.
“I think my luck is about to change!”
His smile disappears when suddenly the annoying bird from earlier swoops in and lands on top of his head.
“No…no…..shooo! Shooo!”
Chuck tries to blow it away but it doesn’t work. The bird slowly turns around so it’s butt is hovering above his face.
“NO! Bad bird! That’s a bad birdy! Bad little bird……awwwwww”
It did it! It pooped right on his face! What horrible luck! The camera gets a close up on Chuck’s disappointed face.
WAH…..
WAH…..
WAHHHHHH!!!!
*CLICK*
He falls into the water.
End.
“Hello everyone I’m…”
*SQUAWK!*
“Hi everyone Bad Lu-”
*SQUAWK!*
Annoyed grunt from Chuck.
“Hel-”
*SQUAWK!*
“WILL YOU SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRD!”
*squawk : (*
Chuck quickly calms himself down and collects himself to continue the promo.
“As I was saying….Hi everyone, I am “Bad Luck” Chuck. I know it’s been awhile since I’ve been on TV. But I’m finally over my life threatening bout with Chicken Pox and I’m all ready to step back into the ring. Unfortunately….management just insisted on having me cut my promo while dangling above a giant pool with man eating Sharks!”
The camera pans out and sure enough, Chuck is tied up and hanging above a giant pool.
“Now I’m obligated to tell you that there really is a shark in this pool. If the camera man could just point his camera towards the water….”
The camera pans down and sure enough, there is a Shark sitting at a dinner table with a fork and knife in each fin and a bib with Chucks face on it.
“…and this contraption that I’m hanging from is rigged to click five times and one of those five will drop me into said waters. Why? I don’t know, something about really selling your gimmick, or something like that….but whatever at least it pays the bills…So anyway…Joe Ragnal….”
*CLICK*
Chuck jerks his head toward the device but nothing happens.
“…Joe Ragnal…where should I start? How about…amazing! Man, I’m a huge fan of your work sir. That whole FUN thing you do…totally hilarious.”
*CLICK*
Chuck sighs deep when nothing happens again.
“I remember watching you in GWC. Hey remember when you beat Brad Kane to become world champ? That was totally smooth. Or how about that whole Hardaway thing?”
*CLICK*
“I totally had your back on that. But anyways….that’s in the past. I’m super stoked that you’re here in nCw now and I hope that I can give you a good match. I also hope I don’t give you chicken pox.
*CLICK*
“Anyways Mister Ragnal, if I even make it to Picture Perfect, I just hope that we can do a good job for the fans. And um….if your not completely busy…..I was sort of hoping to get an autogra-”
*CLICK!*
Chuck gasps as his head jerks in the direction of the last click. The Shark begins to salivate under the water ( that shows you how hungry it is) as Chuck prepares for the worst. After a few moments….he realizes nothing happened!
“Hey….nothing happened! You know what? This might be a sign! I didn’t get dropped in the shark pit, I’m facing a top quality wrestler in Joe Ragnal….it might actually be happening people! I’m going to say it!”
He smiles.
“I think my luck is about to change!”
His smile disappears when suddenly the annoying bird from earlier swoops in and lands on top of his head.
“No…no…..shooo! Shooo!”
Chuck tries to blow it away but it doesn’t work. The bird slowly turns around so it’s butt is hovering above his face.
“NO! Bad bird! That’s a bad birdy! Bad little bird……awwwwww”
It did it! It pooped right on his face! What horrible luck! The camera gets a close up on Chuck’s disappointed face.
WAH…..
WAH…..
WAHHHHHH!!!!
*CLICK*
He falls into the water.
End.