Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jul 10, 2010 3:26:51 GMT -6
*We open in on DDK, who's standing on a stage. The handy cam turns to see a dinner/nightclub, with people dancing in front of said stage. GQ is having a blast down there. DDK has a headset mic on his ear.*
DDK: I'm glad I've been asked to host tonight's party here my DDKaniacs! It's not NCW's usual MO to send people to night clubs to promote the wrestling business. But I like to ****in' party!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
DDK: And I know you all plan to see me tomorrow kicking Ron Gibson's ass!
Crowd: WOOOO!
DDK: You'll wooo anything won't you. Sara Palin in 2012!
Crowd: BOOOOO!
DDK: Guess not...I was kidding, don't hate me. Uh...uh...BEST CROWD EVER!
Crowd: WOOOO!
DDK: I am a raging storm of hate, a tempest of unbridled fury! And this forecast calls for PAIN! Ron has pissed me off to the last degree! I will see his flesh hung torn and tattered on the red walls of my vengence!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
Obsidian: They are digging this up.
DDK: Ron can have all the cameo's he wants. He can try not to get distracted. But all the focus in the world won't save him from my beating. There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it. Ron will get both! I'm going to smash him into the ground, and I'm going to get beat by him.
Crowd: Boo!
DDK: No, it's okay. It's fact. We are going to maim each other. Ron gets what he wants, and he gets a beating he knows he doesn't want, but it will happen. And he'll be beating on his best friend. It's a double tragedy. I could come out here and talk and talk and talk some BS about beating Ron to a pulp and walking out fine. But I'm not. You don't have to worry. I'm not gonna tell you a pack of lies to make me look good. I'm just gonna tell you what will happen. We're going to break each other. We will both go to the hospital. But damnit, I'm going to be the one hanging his ass before we do!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
*DDK turns to the camera.*
DDK: And Obsidian here, he's holding a camera that goes back to NCW. And more importantly, it goes back to Ron.
Crowd: ...
DDK: This is the part where you boo again.
Crowd: BOO!
DDK: You see Ron! People think you suck! So have your corporate office! I have them! I'm the people's champ! We were on the highway to hell. But then, I was away from you. I got things done. I got things taken care of! I got my sack! I was ascending! I dreamed of getting up to Heaven, but now you've sent me going down to hell! As I'm sliding screeching down to this scorching pit, I'm going to drag you down with me! And when I get there, I'm going to boil that pot roast sized head of yours in a lake of fire!
Crowd: BOIL HIM! BOIL HIM! BOIL HIM!
DDK: Ron, I'm sorry to break it to you. Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start. We were dirty, that was the deal. We were even dirty with each other. Not in the GQ way.
GQ: I AM NOT GAY!
DDK: We knew we were bad asses, we knew we hated everything, and we knew we'd be lying to each other all the time. Deceiving. That's right, I was always the one to eat the last cookie in the cookie jar! But we let each other lie. It worked. We kicked a lot of ass. But you left me you dick. You bastard! You ****! You ****ing ****! You ****- you ****ing ****! What the **** is the matter with you?!
Crowd: HEY! WATCH THE LANGUAGE!
DDK: ...sorry...
Obsidian: Sweet, unison speak!
DDK: Ron, where there's a will, there's a weapon.
*DDK holds up his fists.*
DDK: I have the will to wreck you and your fat head. And that, is a deal!
GQ: Still a lame catch phrase!
DDK: I was referencing our old days ass!
Obsidian: Hey, can we stage dive?
DDK: Didn't we do that already?
Obsidian: Probably, don't remember.
DDK: I blame MTV.
*DDK charges to the edge of the stage and dives into the crowd. The crowd carries DDK. Obsidian then rushes and dives and the people catch him too.*
Obsidian: Ha ha! Awesome! Hey! HEY! Don't touch the tooshy!
*The scene fades out.*
DDK: I'm glad I've been asked to host tonight's party here my DDKaniacs! It's not NCW's usual MO to send people to night clubs to promote the wrestling business. But I like to ****in' party!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
DDK: And I know you all plan to see me tomorrow kicking Ron Gibson's ass!
Crowd: WOOOO!
DDK: You'll wooo anything won't you. Sara Palin in 2012!
Crowd: BOOOOO!
DDK: Guess not...I was kidding, don't hate me. Uh...uh...BEST CROWD EVER!
Crowd: WOOOO!
DDK: I am a raging storm of hate, a tempest of unbridled fury! And this forecast calls for PAIN! Ron has pissed me off to the last degree! I will see his flesh hung torn and tattered on the red walls of my vengence!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
Obsidian: They are digging this up.
DDK: Ron can have all the cameo's he wants. He can try not to get distracted. But all the focus in the world won't save him from my beating. There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it. Ron will get both! I'm going to smash him into the ground, and I'm going to get beat by him.
Crowd: Boo!
DDK: No, it's okay. It's fact. We are going to maim each other. Ron gets what he wants, and he gets a beating he knows he doesn't want, but it will happen. And he'll be beating on his best friend. It's a double tragedy. I could come out here and talk and talk and talk some BS about beating Ron to a pulp and walking out fine. But I'm not. You don't have to worry. I'm not gonna tell you a pack of lies to make me look good. I'm just gonna tell you what will happen. We're going to break each other. We will both go to the hospital. But damnit, I'm going to be the one hanging his ass before we do!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
*DDK turns to the camera.*
DDK: And Obsidian here, he's holding a camera that goes back to NCW. And more importantly, it goes back to Ron.
Crowd: ...
DDK: This is the part where you boo again.
Crowd: BOO!
DDK: You see Ron! People think you suck! So have your corporate office! I have them! I'm the people's champ! We were on the highway to hell. But then, I was away from you. I got things done. I got things taken care of! I got my sack! I was ascending! I dreamed of getting up to Heaven, but now you've sent me going down to hell! As I'm sliding screeching down to this scorching pit, I'm going to drag you down with me! And when I get there, I'm going to boil that pot roast sized head of yours in a lake of fire!
Crowd: BOIL HIM! BOIL HIM! BOIL HIM!
DDK: Ron, I'm sorry to break it to you. Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start. We were dirty, that was the deal. We were even dirty with each other. Not in the GQ way.
GQ: I AM NOT GAY!
DDK: We knew we were bad asses, we knew we hated everything, and we knew we'd be lying to each other all the time. Deceiving. That's right, I was always the one to eat the last cookie in the cookie jar! But we let each other lie. It worked. We kicked a lot of ass. But you left me you dick. You bastard! You ****! You ****ing ****! You ****- you ****ing ****! What the **** is the matter with you?!
Crowd: HEY! WATCH THE LANGUAGE!
DDK: ...sorry...
Obsidian: Sweet, unison speak!
DDK: Ron, where there's a will, there's a weapon.
*DDK holds up his fists.*
DDK: I have the will to wreck you and your fat head. And that, is a deal!
GQ: Still a lame catch phrase!
DDK: I was referencing our old days ass!
Obsidian: Hey, can we stage dive?
DDK: Didn't we do that already?
Obsidian: Probably, don't remember.
DDK: I blame MTV.
*DDK charges to the edge of the stage and dives into the crowd. The crowd carries DDK. Obsidian then rushes and dives and the people catch him too.*
Obsidian: Ha ha! Awesome! Hey! HEY! Don't touch the tooshy!
*The scene fades out.*