Post by Executioner & Abel on Aug 11, 2010 9:39:53 GMT -6
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-T-shirt Ex read somewhere...
-T-shirt Ex read somewhere...
*The camera opens on the interior of Du Lac Manor sometime in the early morning. Abel sits on the antique furniture with a heavy sigh a land line phone in his lap. He stares at it for a moment. Watching it as if it were some sort of strange obsession. He sighs again heavily then picks up the receiver to his ear. He begins to dial frantically and then waits as the phone rings two or three times. Finally a voice mail message picks up...*
Phone: Hi, this is Jaymie... I can't come to the phone right now... Leave a message.
*Abel slams the phone down his head hung in defeat as Ex walks into the shot carrying a huge pile of DVD's and a laptop.*
Ex: Bro, what the hell are you doin'? Will you stop worrying about that girl? God, you've called her like every five minutes. We get it. You like her.
*Abel just drops his head down his long hair in his face obviously hurt by Ex's statement. Ex sighs.*
Ex: Fine... fine... I'm sorry. Relax. We'll have her after this week. Don't worry.
*Abel looks up and sighs. Ex just pats his brothers shoulder. A smile on his face.*
Ex: Don't worry, little brother. We got this. You know why?
*Abel just shrugs as he slowly sets the phone down and rises. Ex smiles in response setting down his strange group of packages on the coffee table in front of Abel before continuing.*
Ex: Because I got a plan. See I've been thinking how we get in this guys head. Then it hit me. The guys a GEEK!
*Abel nods in response as Ex snaps his fingers as if it was some great epiphany*
Ex: So, what do Geeks like? Movies, Games, Comic Books, all that other crap. So I went out with Seph's credit card and bought a bunch of stuff. Anything geeky I could think of. By the way, F.Y.E. is great at finding exactly what I need... they got a great selection of Geek crap.
*Ex looks at the camera and throws up a thumbs up as Abel looks at him strangely then taps him on the shoulder. Ex snaps out of it and shrugs at Abel.*
Ex: Sorry I told the store manager I'd do that so he wouldn't press charges. Anyway... we got all sorts of things here. We got a couple of comic books.
*Ex reaches down and pulls up some Batman comics tossing them on the table. He then picks up some movies.*
Ex: And lets see what we got here... the lady was very helpful up until I asked her what time she got off... and where she lived. Anyway.... we got um... Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. We got, First Season of Big Bang Theory in case this guy actually is one of those smart geeks. Let's see Season one and two of some web show called "The Guild" whatever that is. Um... oh yeah all the seasons of Red vs. Blue, I saw an ad for it in the store and thought it was funny as hell... so I got 'em. Who says research can't be fun, eh little brother?!
*Abel just nods as Ex continues.*
Ex: Let's see... all the superhero movies I could find there. Including this new one.
*Ex holds up a copy of Kick Ass to Abel. Abel points at it and looks at him in silence. Ex then looks at the front and studies it.*
Ex: Hmmm... nope I don't see a resemblance. Must be your mind playing tricks with you, bro.
*Ex sets down all the movies then picks up the laptop and holds it up.*
Ex: And... to top it all off after we watch the movies we got something special to really get in his head. I got us... WORLD OF WARCRAFT! I borrowed Cleo's laptop so we could play it. Stacy has an account I think. I caught her playing it while Cleo and Sothren were sucking face on the couch. So, what do you say, bro? Geek-a-thon?
*Abel ponders for a moment before shaking his head. Ex just chuckles shaking his head...*
Ex: All right! Let's f***ing do this!
1 hour in...
*Ex and Abel sit staring at the screen as Kung Pow is playing. Ex suddenly chuckles and smacks Abel on the shoulder who looks at his brother as he speaks.*
Ex: Hey, that's us... ain't it, Abel? We're both Bad and Wrong. We are badong! We're badong, bro!
*Ex just chuckles as Abel's body shakes as if he were laughing. Before they settle back down to watch the movie.*
Ex: You know... I like this movie... I don't care what anyone says.
4 hours in
*Ex sits at the edge of his seat squinting at the screen as Abel sits with a phone in his lap again dialing. Suddenly Ex bursts out and Abel let's the phone fly out of his hand in surprise.*
Ex: WHAT THE F*** IS THIS?! I HAVEN'T UNDERSTOOD A DAMN THING THESE GUYS ARE SAYING SINCE THE BEGINNING! THIS IS A HIT TV SHOW?! THIS IS SUCK!!! Right, Abel?
*Abel just looks down at the phone and picks it up off the floor then looks at his brother annoyed. Ex just shrugs.*
Ex: Sorry about that, Bro.
6 hours in
*Abel sits reading a comic book of Batman while Ex sips on a beer staring at the screen.*
Ex: Man, that Tink is a b****. Still, I'd do her.
*Abel just looks up from his comic book for a second and nods. Then goes back to reading.*
14 hours in
*Ex and Abel sit sound asleep as Kick Ass plays in the background. Ex snorts a bit and then turns over spooning the couch.*
Ex (in his sleep): Hey, baby. Ever do it in a graveyard?
22 hours in
*Abel sits at the computer as Ex stares at the screen barking orders.*
Ex: No, no get back! She's attacking again. Run, Abel! RUN!
*Suddenly the screen let's out a groan of death and Abel sits breathing hard as if angry. Ex just chuckles.*
Ex: I know... you got aced again. Who the hell is this Triforcechick?!
*Abel takes the laptop and smashes it against the table repeatedly till it completely breaks in half. Ex just looks at it as Abel smashes it. Abel just stands breathing heavily in anger as Ex just looks down at the laptop pieces.*
Ex: Oh s***... Cleo's going to be pissed.
*Abel stops and leans down picking up a piece of the laptop as Ex picks up the keyboard section. Ex looks at Abel and Abel at him before Ex finally shrugs.*
Ex: Well, maybe she won't notice...
*Abel and Ex blink at each other before the camera cuts the scene...
picking up to them dumping the remains of the computer in Cleo's computer bag and walking away....
finally the camera cuts to them walking down the hall. The two fearsome men stopping in the hallway to converse with each other.*
Ex: Well, that takes care of that problem... but who honestly would live like that? I can't believe they find pleasure in this. God, being a geek is horrible. No wonder he's so desperate to hold on to this girl. I bet getting laid was the best thing in his life!
*Abel just nods in support.*
Ex: I feel bad for the guy now. First he lives like this then he gets a girlfriend and this Sunday we're going to take her away from him. Why don't we just kill the guy? It'd be more merciful!
*Abel sighs a nod and then looks at Ex with a serious look.*
Ex: Your right, Abel. Personal feelings aside he did try and f*** with you. Don't worry, Abel. We'll get you that girl.
*Abel nods and hugs his brother. Ex hugs him back sharing a moment before starting to try to push him off. Abel maintains the hold as Ex tries to push his little brother off him.*
Ex: Okay... okay... enough Abel... it's gay now.
*Abel lets go and the two straighten themselves up.*
Ex: Monster trucks, Abel. Monster trucks...
*Abel nods again as if fighting the urge to hug his brother again. Finally Ex looks at the camera and points to it with a finger.*
Ex: And you... Doofstructator! My brother and I are going to make sure you got all the time in the world for this geeky s***, because your going to need it when your in traction! Right, Abel?
*Abel slams his fist in his palm and stares menacingly at the camera before Ex pats him on the shoulder.*
Ex: Come on, bro. Let's go watch Kung Pow again...
*With that the two walk away back down the hall as the scene fades to black.*