Post by Hexxy on Aug 15, 2010 0:04:13 GMT -6
{We open up to see Hexx and Mr. Happy standing around and looking like idiots.... I mean like two very sensual and sexual men who totally aren't fudge packing homosexual losers. Hexx is pacing around the center of the room, he's looking very british today with his top hat and monocle on.}
Hexx: I do say Happy my boy, we have a hall of famer all to ourselves this week!
Happy: That makes me.... not so HAPPY!
Hexx: I know Happy I know. Do you think I don't know the many accolades of Lance Ryan!? He's the man who once defeated an entire army of Spike Kane bots with a pair of toe nail clippers. He's the man who could stare at Kelly Fox's AIDs infested genitals without burning out his eyeballs, and he that one time managed to out wrestle Emma Danielson's penis. He's the man who wrestled Zelda Knite to a draw... a DRAW! That's like defeating a hundred Steve Awesomes in a handicapped match!
Happy: You know what would be awesome though!?
Hexx: What?
Happy: If we won!
{Hexx reaches back and slaps the piss out of Mr. Happy.}
Hexx: What are you on, crystal meth!? You suddenly think you're Steve Awesome or something!? You going to go out and try and steal Andrea Jacobsen from Johnny Jacobsen and then contract the clap from her, is that your plan now Mr. Happy!?
Happy: It sounded fool proof when I thought if earlier.
Hexx: Well it was a great plan on paper, but you forgot one simple thing... Andrea Jacobsen hates our guts after we impregnated her at that Christmas Party last year! She never forgive us after the abortion... and a part of me never forgave her.
{Mr. Happy pats Hexx on the back and looks like a sad clown as Hexx wipes away a tear.}
Hexx: Anyway Mr. Happy I have a better idea.. we're going to bring a new recruit into Magically Delicious!
Happy: is it mimic, because I always loved that guy. He has snickers in his pockets and it makes me HAPPY!
Hexx: No, somebody far more cruel and awesome than Mimic. Somebody who traveled into the past, got his doctorate then traveled into the future to study wrestling and is now in the year 2010 ready to serve us in our plight to kill Lance Ryan!
Happy: Pav?
Hexx: No you idiot!... DR. HITLER!
{Suddenly smoke fills the small room as a big white flash covers our screen. When we come back we see a Delorean in the middle of the room. The door swings open and out walks a muscular man who looks a lot like Fabio with a hitler mustache and stethoscope around his neck.}
Happy: Hitler was blonde?
Hexx: He dyed it you idiot! Show some respect to the original NAZI!
{Dr. Hitler walks up to Happy and kicks him in the jewels.}
Dr. Hitler: So why did you call me Hexx?
Hexx: Because master Dr. Hitler we need you help in destroying a special “icon”.
Dr. Hitler: Name?!
Hexx: Lance Ryan... he's our opponent this week, I've also been told that he might be a Jew.
Dr. Hitler: Hexx, you know I don't do that kind of work anymore, I'm a respected Doctor turned wrestler who likes to dabble in time travel.
Hexx: What if I told you he ate Joyce Dewitt's left leg?
Dr. Hitler: That son of bitch! I'll kill him!
{Dr. Hitler runs out the door in a frenzy as Hexx looks into the camera and smiles devilish.}
Hexx: All according to plan.... quit vomiting and get up Happy! We have a match to win!.
{The End.}
Hexx: I do say Happy my boy, we have a hall of famer all to ourselves this week!
Happy: That makes me.... not so HAPPY!
Hexx: I know Happy I know. Do you think I don't know the many accolades of Lance Ryan!? He's the man who once defeated an entire army of Spike Kane bots with a pair of toe nail clippers. He's the man who could stare at Kelly Fox's AIDs infested genitals without burning out his eyeballs, and he that one time managed to out wrestle Emma Danielson's penis. He's the man who wrestled Zelda Knite to a draw... a DRAW! That's like defeating a hundred Steve Awesomes in a handicapped match!
Happy: You know what would be awesome though!?
Hexx: What?
Happy: If we won!
{Hexx reaches back and slaps the piss out of Mr. Happy.}
Hexx: What are you on, crystal meth!? You suddenly think you're Steve Awesome or something!? You going to go out and try and steal Andrea Jacobsen from Johnny Jacobsen and then contract the clap from her, is that your plan now Mr. Happy!?
Happy: It sounded fool proof when I thought if earlier.
Hexx: Well it was a great plan on paper, but you forgot one simple thing... Andrea Jacobsen hates our guts after we impregnated her at that Christmas Party last year! She never forgive us after the abortion... and a part of me never forgave her.
{Mr. Happy pats Hexx on the back and looks like a sad clown as Hexx wipes away a tear.}
Hexx: Anyway Mr. Happy I have a better idea.. we're going to bring a new recruit into Magically Delicious!
Happy: is it mimic, because I always loved that guy. He has snickers in his pockets and it makes me HAPPY!
Hexx: No, somebody far more cruel and awesome than Mimic. Somebody who traveled into the past, got his doctorate then traveled into the future to study wrestling and is now in the year 2010 ready to serve us in our plight to kill Lance Ryan!
Happy: Pav?
Hexx: No you idiot!... DR. HITLER!
{Suddenly smoke fills the small room as a big white flash covers our screen. When we come back we see a Delorean in the middle of the room. The door swings open and out walks a muscular man who looks a lot like Fabio with a hitler mustache and stethoscope around his neck.}
Happy: Hitler was blonde?
Hexx: He dyed it you idiot! Show some respect to the original NAZI!
{Dr. Hitler walks up to Happy and kicks him in the jewels.}
Dr. Hitler: So why did you call me Hexx?
Hexx: Because master Dr. Hitler we need you help in destroying a special “icon”.
Dr. Hitler: Name?!
Hexx: Lance Ryan... he's our opponent this week, I've also been told that he might be a Jew.
Dr. Hitler: Hexx, you know I don't do that kind of work anymore, I'm a respected Doctor turned wrestler who likes to dabble in time travel.
Hexx: What if I told you he ate Joyce Dewitt's left leg?
Dr. Hitler: That son of bitch! I'll kill him!
{Dr. Hitler runs out the door in a frenzy as Hexx looks into the camera and smiles devilish.}
Hexx: All according to plan.... quit vomiting and get up Happy! We have a match to win!.
{The End.}