Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Aug 15, 2010 2:58:07 GMT -6
*We open in on DDK, sitting alone in a dark room with a spotlight. The light glimmers off the NCW world title on his shoulder. His hair hangs over his face.*
DDK: They call me crazy. I'm a man inside a man. I do what I want, when I want. Am I crazy for being free...or is everyone else crazy for being so uptight?
*We fade. We open to see DDK running around the arena parking lot.*
DDK: Whoooo! That's the tenth lap!
GQ: What!? You haven't left my eye sight! There's no way you lapped the building?
DDK: What? Screw that, I mean around the lamp post!
Obsidian: The best work out is the nacho work out. You see, I move my hand to these cheese covered chips in my hand, then I move back to my mouth.
DDK: Sounds delicious.
*DDK reaches for a nacho.*
Obsidian: DON'T YOU ****ING DARE!!!
*DDK snaps back. Obsidian runs behind a car and crouches, eating his nachos.*
GQ: I don't see how this prepares you for your match.
DDK: I did that already with the coach thing. This is me just wasting time because I am ready to kick some ass and be officially the official champion! Then I will continue to have sex with my wife on top of this belt. Not with it, like the freakish fetish in Phil's mind.
GQ: Well, the match is soon.
DDK: But I want to hurt people now! Well, nothing like a classic.
*DDK charges at the camera and delivers the BANG! to the camera man. The scene cuts.*
*We're back in the room where DDK sits alone.*
DDK: I cashed in my anytime shot. I pinned Burns. I finally became a double champion. The people's champ and the world champ at one time. It was glorious. I took what belonged to me.
*DDK moves the blonde hair out of his eyes and has a smirk on his face. It quickly turns to a frown.*
DDK: Then that lanky prick Ruston Bourne took it away from me! He got what he deserved. I kept what belonged to me. Phil came out with a fake belt, but says he's the real champ! I pinned him again in that ring, and I had to run away with what belonged to me. Is that fair? I am the best in the world, and I have to go out and prove it again. I don't mind that. But people don't call me the best, because they call me a fake. But I'm the realist ****ing thing there is.
*We fade.*
*We open on DDK walking through a park eating a TMNT ice cream, you know the kind, with the gumball eyes. Obsidian has more nachos. GQ has a rocket-pop.*
Obsidian: You would get that one GQ.
GQ: I'M NOT DOING THAT SHTICK TODAY!
Obsidian: Geez, try to have some fun...
DDK: The ice cream helps me calm. I'm feeling this. I can keep my rage in until Sunday. I won't go stir crazy.
GQ: You're already crazy enough.
Kids: BOOOOOO!
*DDK looks over and some kids on the swings are the ones with the negative calls. They jump off and run over.*
DDK: What?
Kid 1: You're a bad man! We watch you on TV!
DDK: Bad? Everyone loves me! You really think I'm bad? Why would you think that? I mean, sure, I was in a Hitler Youth camp for a day, but that was merely a clerk error and I went to the right one later.
Kid 2: You stole! You're a thief! You stole that belt!
DDK: I didn't steal it! I had a free shot.
Kid 1: Yeah, and you used it after Burns had a match!
Kid 2: That's mean! Why can't you fight him like a man!
Obsidian: Heh, little kids calling you out.
Kid 1: Shut up bitch.
Obsidian: Don't make me get some soap.
DDK: I said I'd give him a rematch. We are fighting like men this Sunday! My DDKaniacs love me for what I do! Why am I even answering little children who don't understand!
*DDK lowers into a charging stance.*
GQ: NO! There are so many wrong things about banging little kids.
*DDK stands.*
DDK: You're right, never. They're too young to understand.
Kid 2: We understand that you're a phony! A big fat phony!
DDK: I'M NOT A PHONY! I'LL PROVE IT SUNDAY! I'll beat Burns. I'll beat him bad! I'll throw him off the top of the cages. I'll make you proud kids, I swear! I'll make ya proud!
Kid 1: You better mister Kanyon! Because right now, we don't respect you.
Kid 2: Let's ditch this loser and make some sand castles.
*The kids run off and GQ kicks sand at them.*
DDK: Do people really look at me like that?
GQ: No...well...maybe...I'm sure not all of them.
DDK: This makes me angry.
*DDK charges and delivers the BANG! to the cameraman. The scene cuts.*
*Back to the room where DDK sits alone.*
DDK: Burns Burns Burns. He thinks people laugh at him? People have been laughing at me all my life. I just decided at some point to make them laugh with me, rather than at me. But hey, at least they're showing an emotion about you. Right? When's the last time that happened? You know what I thought when I heard you were coming back? Nothing. Because I didn't care. You were just coming back again. Another return when no one noticed you were even gone. And yet, somehow, you actually made the most of this return. You weaseled your way into a world title shot, and you proved to the world you're a damn good wrestler. You proved to the world your world championship material! Good job buddy!
*DDK turns and taps the world title with his fist.*
DDK: You'd make a great world champion in the before time. The time before I became world champion and evolved the game. I'm setting the bar higher. You Phil are the last of a dying breed. You want to take this world title, you'll pry it from my cold dead hands. I'm the people's champ, the king of xtreme, the imitator of OFFENSE! To prove that the game is evolved, I'm going to have to make a big impact on the old guard. Something bad will happen in the ring this Sunday Phil...and I'm sorry for it...but it must be done.
*DDK lowers his head. The scene fades again.*
*We open on DDK in a gym. He's in workout gear.*
DDK: Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!
GQ: What!?
DDK: I'm visualizing my fight with Phil in my head. For some reason, it's 2D and there's a rapping dog there.
GQ: You are astoundingly insane.
Obsidian: I find it rather stound actually.
GQ: You are no help.
Obsidian: Should we even be back near the NCW people so soon?
DDK: Why?
Obsidian: You know...your thing with the raid...on the panties?
DDK: I'm sure that's blown over by now. No prob--
*Suddenly a cat comes wizzing by DDK's head! The Cat Lady runs at DDK and company, throwing cats at them. They quickly run like hell, camera following suit. They all run into the men's locker room and DDK quickly shuts the door behind them all.*
Obsidian: I think one spayed me in the face. IN THE FACE!
DDK: It's okay, it's over. No more cats in the face.
*A "thump" is heard against the door and some cat groans.*
DDK: Geez. Where's Joe when I need him?
GQ: We're all good without him. Aside from the cat attacks for the panties.
DDK: I don't even have them anymore. I have new contents in my sack. Trust me, Phil, he will feel the contents of that sack. My sack will be all over him Sunday if I get the chance.
GQ: Sounds like a good time.
*Obsidian just looks at both of them with disgust on his face.*
DDK: You know what, I can say some things on my own. I'm going to go find a dark room.
*DDK charges and delivers the BANG! to the camera man. The scene cuts again.*
*We're back in the dark room. DDK looks into the camera.*
DDK: I pledge allegiance to NCW. All NCW has to do, is pledge allegiance back. Follow me down my "crazy" path to a brighter tomorrow! I came to NCW for the best action...for the best wrestlers...to become the greatest in all the world. I came back from the recesses of Curt's mind to make my brother proud! Because lets face it, Curtis as he was could never be as good as me!
*DDK smirks.*
DDK: That's the simple truth of it all NCW. I'm so damn good, I'm better than myself! I will...ascend...this Sunday and prove it. I will hurt Phil...I will maim him...I WILL GO CRAZY ON THAT BASTARD!
*DDK pulls the camera into his face.*
DDK: I WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO WALK OUT THE CHAMPION UNLESS I'M DEAD! You hear me Phil...you hear me...I will have victory...or I WILL HAVE DEATH! Is that good enough for you Phil!? Are you willing to do the same!? BRING IT BITCH! BRING IT ALL! Because I will take it! I will take it, spit it back at you, and then hit you even harder! As I live and breath Phil, I will have my hand raised, you son of a bitch. I WILL NOT DIE! You know why Phil? You know why I will beat you Phil!? Because simply put...I'M BETTA!
*DDK freezes. He slowly starts to chuckle. It rolls into uproarious laughter. The camera pulls away from him as he does. He then quickly charges from his seat toward the camera. Just as he's about to hit the camera man, he stops short and puts his eyes right in the camera.*
DDK: ...bang!...
*The camera fades out.*
DDK: They call me crazy. I'm a man inside a man. I do what I want, when I want. Am I crazy for being free...or is everyone else crazy for being so uptight?
*We fade. We open to see DDK running around the arena parking lot.*
DDK: Whoooo! That's the tenth lap!
GQ: What!? You haven't left my eye sight! There's no way you lapped the building?
DDK: What? Screw that, I mean around the lamp post!
Obsidian: The best work out is the nacho work out. You see, I move my hand to these cheese covered chips in my hand, then I move back to my mouth.
DDK: Sounds delicious.
*DDK reaches for a nacho.*
Obsidian: DON'T YOU ****ING DARE!!!
*DDK snaps back. Obsidian runs behind a car and crouches, eating his nachos.*
GQ: I don't see how this prepares you for your match.
DDK: I did that already with the coach thing. This is me just wasting time because I am ready to kick some ass and be officially the official champion! Then I will continue to have sex with my wife on top of this belt. Not with it, like the freakish fetish in Phil's mind.
GQ: Well, the match is soon.
DDK: But I want to hurt people now! Well, nothing like a classic.
*DDK charges at the camera and delivers the BANG! to the camera man. The scene cuts.*
*We're back in the room where DDK sits alone.*
DDK: I cashed in my anytime shot. I pinned Burns. I finally became a double champion. The people's champ and the world champ at one time. It was glorious. I took what belonged to me.
*DDK moves the blonde hair out of his eyes and has a smirk on his face. It quickly turns to a frown.*
DDK: Then that lanky prick Ruston Bourne took it away from me! He got what he deserved. I kept what belonged to me. Phil came out with a fake belt, but says he's the real champ! I pinned him again in that ring, and I had to run away with what belonged to me. Is that fair? I am the best in the world, and I have to go out and prove it again. I don't mind that. But people don't call me the best, because they call me a fake. But I'm the realist ****ing thing there is.
*We fade.*
*We open on DDK walking through a park eating a TMNT ice cream, you know the kind, with the gumball eyes. Obsidian has more nachos. GQ has a rocket-pop.*
Obsidian: You would get that one GQ.
GQ: I'M NOT DOING THAT SHTICK TODAY!
Obsidian: Geez, try to have some fun...
DDK: The ice cream helps me calm. I'm feeling this. I can keep my rage in until Sunday. I won't go stir crazy.
GQ: You're already crazy enough.
Kids: BOOOOOO!
*DDK looks over and some kids on the swings are the ones with the negative calls. They jump off and run over.*
DDK: What?
Kid 1: You're a bad man! We watch you on TV!
DDK: Bad? Everyone loves me! You really think I'm bad? Why would you think that? I mean, sure, I was in a Hitler Youth camp for a day, but that was merely a clerk error and I went to the right one later.
Kid 2: You stole! You're a thief! You stole that belt!
DDK: I didn't steal it! I had a free shot.
Kid 1: Yeah, and you used it after Burns had a match!
Kid 2: That's mean! Why can't you fight him like a man!
Obsidian: Heh, little kids calling you out.
Kid 1: Shut up bitch.
Obsidian: Don't make me get some soap.
DDK: I said I'd give him a rematch. We are fighting like men this Sunday! My DDKaniacs love me for what I do! Why am I even answering little children who don't understand!
*DDK lowers into a charging stance.*
GQ: NO! There are so many wrong things about banging little kids.
*DDK stands.*
DDK: You're right, never. They're too young to understand.
Kid 2: We understand that you're a phony! A big fat phony!
DDK: I'M NOT A PHONY! I'LL PROVE IT SUNDAY! I'll beat Burns. I'll beat him bad! I'll throw him off the top of the cages. I'll make you proud kids, I swear! I'll make ya proud!
Kid 1: You better mister Kanyon! Because right now, we don't respect you.
Kid 2: Let's ditch this loser and make some sand castles.
*The kids run off and GQ kicks sand at them.*
DDK: Do people really look at me like that?
GQ: No...well...maybe...I'm sure not all of them.
DDK: This makes me angry.
*DDK charges and delivers the BANG! to the cameraman. The scene cuts.*
*Back to the room where DDK sits alone.*
DDK: Burns Burns Burns. He thinks people laugh at him? People have been laughing at me all my life. I just decided at some point to make them laugh with me, rather than at me. But hey, at least they're showing an emotion about you. Right? When's the last time that happened? You know what I thought when I heard you were coming back? Nothing. Because I didn't care. You were just coming back again. Another return when no one noticed you were even gone. And yet, somehow, you actually made the most of this return. You weaseled your way into a world title shot, and you proved to the world you're a damn good wrestler. You proved to the world your world championship material! Good job buddy!
*DDK turns and taps the world title with his fist.*
DDK: You'd make a great world champion in the before time. The time before I became world champion and evolved the game. I'm setting the bar higher. You Phil are the last of a dying breed. You want to take this world title, you'll pry it from my cold dead hands. I'm the people's champ, the king of xtreme, the imitator of OFFENSE! To prove that the game is evolved, I'm going to have to make a big impact on the old guard. Something bad will happen in the ring this Sunday Phil...and I'm sorry for it...but it must be done.
*DDK lowers his head. The scene fades again.*
*We open on DDK in a gym. He's in workout gear.*
DDK: Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!
GQ: What!?
DDK: I'm visualizing my fight with Phil in my head. For some reason, it's 2D and there's a rapping dog there.
GQ: You are astoundingly insane.
Obsidian: I find it rather stound actually.
GQ: You are no help.
Obsidian: Should we even be back near the NCW people so soon?
DDK: Why?
Obsidian: You know...your thing with the raid...on the panties?
DDK: I'm sure that's blown over by now. No prob--
*Suddenly a cat comes wizzing by DDK's head! The Cat Lady runs at DDK and company, throwing cats at them. They quickly run like hell, camera following suit. They all run into the men's locker room and DDK quickly shuts the door behind them all.*
Obsidian: I think one spayed me in the face. IN THE FACE!
DDK: It's okay, it's over. No more cats in the face.
*A "thump" is heard against the door and some cat groans.*
DDK: Geez. Where's Joe when I need him?
GQ: We're all good without him. Aside from the cat attacks for the panties.
DDK: I don't even have them anymore. I have new contents in my sack. Trust me, Phil, he will feel the contents of that sack. My sack will be all over him Sunday if I get the chance.
GQ: Sounds like a good time.
*Obsidian just looks at both of them with disgust on his face.*
DDK: You know what, I can say some things on my own. I'm going to go find a dark room.
*DDK charges and delivers the BANG! to the camera man. The scene cuts again.*
*We're back in the dark room. DDK looks into the camera.*
DDK: I pledge allegiance to NCW. All NCW has to do, is pledge allegiance back. Follow me down my "crazy" path to a brighter tomorrow! I came to NCW for the best action...for the best wrestlers...to become the greatest in all the world. I came back from the recesses of Curt's mind to make my brother proud! Because lets face it, Curtis as he was could never be as good as me!
*DDK smirks.*
DDK: That's the simple truth of it all NCW. I'm so damn good, I'm better than myself! I will...ascend...this Sunday and prove it. I will hurt Phil...I will maim him...I WILL GO CRAZY ON THAT BASTARD!
*DDK pulls the camera into his face.*
DDK: I WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO WALK OUT THE CHAMPION UNLESS I'M DEAD! You hear me Phil...you hear me...I will have victory...or I WILL HAVE DEATH! Is that good enough for you Phil!? Are you willing to do the same!? BRING IT BITCH! BRING IT ALL! Because I will take it! I will take it, spit it back at you, and then hit you even harder! As I live and breath Phil, I will have my hand raised, you son of a bitch. I WILL NOT DIE! You know why Phil? You know why I will beat you Phil!? Because simply put...I'M BETTA!
*DDK freezes. He slowly starts to chuckle. It rolls into uproarious laughter. The camera pulls away from him as he does. He then quickly charges from his seat toward the camera. Just as he's about to hit the camera man, he stops short and puts his eyes right in the camera.*
DDK: ...bang!...
*The camera fades out.*