Post by Zelda Knite on Sept 13, 2010 21:55:47 GMT -6
A “Street Fighter” match, maybe not the best pun ever, but hey... at least Gib is trying I guess. I guess he somehow found out that I have a love for Street Fighter, I wonder who could of possibly tipped him off on that. Falcon and Adam... those dorks. Oh well, that's of no concern right now, I have some more important matters to tend to here....
So it's finally time huh? You finally get your big shot, the chance you've been crying, whining and overall complaining about for months now. You get a chance to bring Zelda Knite down, you get a chance to make history and rip this title from my hands. Too bad that's all it is “a chance”. We all know it's not going to come to be, we all know you won't be able to beat me single handedly, you're not good enough to, you're no strong enough to, you're not in my league, you're not playing my game. You're a fine wrestler sure, but see there's a difference between people like me and people like you. I'm a winner, you're a loser, I go out there and I do my best and I prevail, you... you fail, then point the finger and blame somebody else for your faults. That's where you fail, that's why no matter how hard you try, you'll never be up to my status.
You did a good job at getting my attention, I'll give you that, I mean... sure blind siding somebody then almost killing them usually is a great way of getting somebody to notice you, didn't take much thought really so I don't know how much credit you deserve for this awesome plan, but oh well, I'll go ahead and hand it out, and then let you know you just made one mistake that night. You know when you slammed me face first into the concrete, when you jumped me in a three on one attack, your fatal flaw was.... you didn't kill me. You couldn't kill me. Now look where you're at, now look where we're at right now. I'm stronger than ever, I'm better than ever, and you're running around getting the crap kicked out of you by the BWA, you're running around trying to beat Emma Danielson, while I keep on rolling. Nothing you can do has been able to slow me down and that just drives you crazy, I can feel it, and I love it. This geeky nineteen year old girl has more wrestling talent than you'd ever hope to have, it's beautiful really.
So go ahead, keep trying, keep pushing on with your little crusade to destroy me, you and I both know you can't break me, and that's what drives you crazy, you hit me with your best shot, you were planning your big strike for God knows how long and the best you could do was keep me out of the ring for a week. A WEEK! Look at you, look at how stupid you look now, if you take this title, even if you walk out of the pay per view with that gold wrapped around your waist, you'll still know that you weren't able to get rid of me, you'll still know that you weren't able to exterminate me from NCW as you put it, What can you do? Nothing. I've proven it time and time again, I'll just keep coming back, I will stand back up, I will spit in your face and I'll laugh when you're running around wondering “how could this happen”.
You
Are
Pathetic.
Everything you try is useless.
You're just not good enough.
You can try and extinguish my flame.
But I'll keep shinning.
You can't hold me back.
You can't stand in my way.
You can never beat me.
You can never kill me.
You strike me down...
I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
“DING”
{Zelda walks through the dark house, it's pretty late right now and she's got on one of those large button up pajama shirts that hangs almost to her knees on. She pulls her hair back and looks through the peep hole. She pulls down and raises and eyebrow in confusion. She shakes her head and leans back up and looks through. She pulls back and her eyes go wide.}
“You have got to be kidding me...”
{Zelda swings the door open and looks at a shirtless Gib standing on the front steps of the house. However... he's painted green with his chest hair painted orange and a big orange wig on. He looks at Zelda and smiles while she face palms.}
“Hey!? What are you wearing young lady!? That is not an appropriate manner of dress.”
“This coming from the man who shows up wearing nothing but hot pants to my front door? I live here with Kyle, I can wear whatever is comfortable around the house.”
“What? No I'm talking about that!”
{Gib points at the Red Sex logo that is on the pocket of the pajama shirt. Zelda rolls her eyes at him.}
“No daughter of mine is going to be a Sox fan. That's indecent.”
“Oh hush. What did you want?”
{Gib is about to answer when Falcon rounds the corner and takes a small jump back at the sight of Gib's dress. Gib looks at the bird cock eyed as Falcon stares back at him with his jaw almost on the ground.}
“Why is Blanka at my front door?”
“There's that son of a bitch who deflowered my daughter! I'll kill you!”
{Gib steps into the doorway with a furious look on his face as Zelda holds out her arms and tries to restrain him. Zelda reaches up and flicks him on the nose and stops him in his tricks as she waves his finger in his face.}
“NO! Bad daddy. No killing my boyfriend.”
{Gib stops and it looks like his heart melts some as he stares down at a confused looking Zelda. She shrugs her shoulders and he puts his hand on her shoulder.}
“You called me daddy.”
“That totally doesn't count. It was done for... effect.”
“It does to, my little girl just called me daddy.”
{Falcon rolls his eyes as he holds up his index finger as if interjecting on the conversation.}
“Umm, this still doesnt' explain why you're here at 10pm painted green.”
“You shut your damn mouth you goofy feathery son of a bitch! I am going to come over there and electrocute your bird ass!”
{He takes a step at Falcon again, and Falcon readies for a fight but Zelda again gets in the way and stops him, she perks up as in deep thought though, she looks up at Gib quizzically.}
“Electracute?”
“Oh yeah, I came over to practice this Street Fitghter match with you, so I made this device that would actually shoot sparks of electricity out see.”
{Gib lifts the side of his Blanka shorts and shows the devices strapped to his leg and the wires that are wrapped around his waist, legs and mid section, he then reveals the clicker her rigged to kick the device on. Zelda's eyes go wide in surprise.}
“That... that doesn't seem safe.”
“Oh it's fine, you think you're old man doesn't know what he's doing? Watch this.”
{Zelda and Falcon scream “NO” as Gib hits the button, sparks shoot out and Gib shakes a bit before flying back a couple of feet and landing on his back on the front stoop. Zelda screams out in shock and Falcon runs up to him as well.}
[LATER THAT NIGHT: AROUND 3am]
{Gib sits up from the hospital bed, he holds his head in pain and shakes the cobbwebs a little. He scans the room and sitting in a chair with a blanket thrown over her is Zelda. He coughs, and Zelda's eyes open wide, he looks into those big blue eyes and smiles as Zelda gets up and walks over to the bed.}
“You ok?”
“Yes.”
“good.”
{Zelda reaches back and slaps him hard across the cheek. Gib holds his face in shock as Zelda looks furious.}
“That's for worrying me sick you big jerk! I thought you were dead!”
“I'm... I'm sorry.”
“NO! Don't you ever do anything like that again, you hear me!? I can't lose you!”
{Gib gets a big smile on his face and it just makes Zelda madder.}
“Why are you smiling!? You think this is funny?! Scaring a girl to death?!”
“No, it's just... you cared, you were worried about me.”
{Zelda coughs and looks a little embarrased now, she's still obviously mad as she's trembling, but she bites her bottom lip and shrugs her shoulders.}
“Of course I was... an elderly man almost electracutes himself to death on my front porch. Of course I'm going to worry.”
{Gib just gets a wider **** eating grin.}
“Uh huh.”
“Well and.. you know.. you're my...my.. you know.. now. Just don't do something that stupid again, please?!”
“Anything for you sweet heart.”
“-giggles- And dont' call me that.”
{Zelda laughs as she shakes her head, she bends down and gives Gib a hug as the scene fades to black.}