Post by Freakke on Sept 16, 2010 20:29:28 GMT -6
Ravenwood, PA 8PM
"Ladies and gentlemen...my apologies for the lack of video but we're experiencing some technical difficulty. Stupid storm knocked out a lot of our equipment and power...running on a gennie and a few cans of Ravioli I stored away. Thank God for these pop open can lids. I don't even know if I own a classically styled can opener anymore. At any rate, I thought this would be a great time to bond as Clown and Fans by saying this Promo will last as long as the power outage. I got a few things planned and ready so lets get going."
"Now, since I'm gonna try and pace myself, I'm gonna start off nice and easy by saying that I'm, as always, looking forward to this weekends match and Cross is a hell of an opponent. That said and done lets get busy...what were we doing again?"
Ravenwood, PA 9PM
"Well, dinner's done. Intro's done. Storm isn't even close to being done. Well...I suppose we could talk about me being the National Champ. One, I'm really psyched about that. It's a really big honor to be honest. It's also making me think about what's been going on in the passed few months. I've been X Division Champ twice and now I have this belt round my waist. Its a little humbling to be honest. I've had more belts in nCw than I've had in any other single promotion...and I'm proud of that. I'm extremely proud of that. And I'm glad that you've all been here to share it with me. Does this lead into some tearful parting or revelation that I'm done? No...hell no! It just means I've got some new heights to look forward to. It means I've got some new goals in mind. It means there's more Freakke-y goodness in nCw's near future and more than likely for years to come. Now think about this, if I've come so far in one year, what will happen in five? What will I have accomplished in ten? I'll have to be put in the ground to be stopped from stepping in the ring so what will I do between here and there? Who knows. I don't know nor do I want to guess. I'd put money on it and lose..."
A silence.
"Oh well, we'll all see what comes by now won't we?"
Ravenwood 10PM
"Well...I suppose that the rain is dieing down but the power still isn't up...Anyhow! Cross! Don't have a lot of jokes for that name, the guy, r this match...we'll just have to make due with this poem I wrote...ehem...."
"Cross and Freakke had a Singles Match
Somewhere in this mixed up Wired Batch
The fans will be Riled
From Oldest Man to youngest Child
On it will go, back and Forth
Each man to prove his Worth
But the Champ Here Will Win
With one Hell of a DDT Spin
With Grace and Speed he will adminster the Loss
To the man known as Xavier Cross
And so Battlegrounds will to Pass
And Freakke's boot will meet Cross' Ass"
A brief silence.
"Ok...I'll never do that again..."
Ravenwood, PA 11PM
"OK...I hate to admit this but, out of boredom, I ate my shoes...it didn't entertain...now I'm bored again...."
"Oh, yeah, and Cross is going down on Sunday."
Ravenwood, PA 12PM
"Five hours without power...I'm on the verge of insanity and I can feel it...no tv...no radio...no video games! I'm going mad...Oh wait...we're already there..."
A long pause.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH-"
Ravenwood, PA 1AM
"And now back to finger puppet theater's presentation of 'Silence of the Lambs'."
((Calm Deep Voice))"Hello Clarice."
((High Pitched Voice))"Oh God he's making a Woman suit!"
((Angry Voice))"It rubs the *bleep*ing lotion on the skin!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Oh yay Clarice Starling is amazing! Woo! Where's Hannibal? Dun dun duuunnn....God I need a life..."
Ravenwood, PA 2AM
Snoring.
Ravenwood, PA 3AM
"Can't sleep...must....promo....must....not...go....Crazy....again.....ahh, screw it."
Lots of maniacal laughter and crashing.
"Who needs electronics? I have SPOONS!! The Spoons shall provide all! Entertainment, food, clothing, and more Spoons!"
More laughter and crashing.
Ravenwood, PA 4AM
"And that is why Quantum Singularities are still only a theory. Next topic is the Science of Wrestling, or How I Intend to Beat My Opponent this Week, by Barnabus J. Freakke. Chapter 1, the Smiledriver...The End."
Ravenwood, PA 5AM
"SSSSSPPPPPPOOOOONNNNNNSSSS!!!!"
Ravenwood, PA 6AM
"I'm so tired...power is still out...out of crazy...out of energy...out of spoons..."
As that is said, there is a dull buzz and a silence.
"Yay...electricity is back...ooh...idea..."
A moment later, the camera turned on and the sound jumped. A very dishevelled Freakke was holding the camera as they raced outside and he set the camera up to witness the rising of the sun.
"I just got the greatest idea for the end of this promo. The sun and all its shiny glory is the perfect metaphor for new beginnings right? Well lets roll it while its still fresh in my mind."
He stepped out in front of the camera as the sun came up and it obscured him for a moment. There was a silence. For almost a minute nothing. Then the camera zoomed in to see Freakke was passed out. Sitting on a chair he had set out. The camera turned to the sun and faded out.
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Editor's Office, nCw HQ
"Well, that was odd...even for me. Ya know, I love crazy and all but thats a little out there. I barely even touched on how great this match is gonna be. Howabout I just recut it and send it in tomorrow. I don't even know what I was thinking. Trash this one and give me an hour or two."
"Can't."
"Why not?"
"Already posted it?"
"Ohh...son of a b-"
"Ladies and gentlemen...my apologies for the lack of video but we're experiencing some technical difficulty. Stupid storm knocked out a lot of our equipment and power...running on a gennie and a few cans of Ravioli I stored away. Thank God for these pop open can lids. I don't even know if I own a classically styled can opener anymore. At any rate, I thought this would be a great time to bond as Clown and Fans by saying this Promo will last as long as the power outage. I got a few things planned and ready so lets get going."
"Now, since I'm gonna try and pace myself, I'm gonna start off nice and easy by saying that I'm, as always, looking forward to this weekends match and Cross is a hell of an opponent. That said and done lets get busy...what were we doing again?"
Ravenwood, PA 9PM
"Well, dinner's done. Intro's done. Storm isn't even close to being done. Well...I suppose we could talk about me being the National Champ. One, I'm really psyched about that. It's a really big honor to be honest. It's also making me think about what's been going on in the passed few months. I've been X Division Champ twice and now I have this belt round my waist. Its a little humbling to be honest. I've had more belts in nCw than I've had in any other single promotion...and I'm proud of that. I'm extremely proud of that. And I'm glad that you've all been here to share it with me. Does this lead into some tearful parting or revelation that I'm done? No...hell no! It just means I've got some new heights to look forward to. It means I've got some new goals in mind. It means there's more Freakke-y goodness in nCw's near future and more than likely for years to come. Now think about this, if I've come so far in one year, what will happen in five? What will I have accomplished in ten? I'll have to be put in the ground to be stopped from stepping in the ring so what will I do between here and there? Who knows. I don't know nor do I want to guess. I'd put money on it and lose..."
A silence.
"Oh well, we'll all see what comes by now won't we?"
Ravenwood 10PM
"Well...I suppose that the rain is dieing down but the power still isn't up...Anyhow! Cross! Don't have a lot of jokes for that name, the guy, r this match...we'll just have to make due with this poem I wrote...ehem...."
"Cross and Freakke had a Singles Match
Somewhere in this mixed up Wired Batch
The fans will be Riled
From Oldest Man to youngest Child
On it will go, back and Forth
Each man to prove his Worth
But the Champ Here Will Win
With one Hell of a DDT Spin
With Grace and Speed he will adminster the Loss
To the man known as Xavier Cross
And so Battlegrounds will to Pass
And Freakke's boot will meet Cross' Ass"
A brief silence.
"Ok...I'll never do that again..."
Ravenwood, PA 11PM
"OK...I hate to admit this but, out of boredom, I ate my shoes...it didn't entertain...now I'm bored again...."
"Oh, yeah, and Cross is going down on Sunday."
Ravenwood, PA 12PM
"Five hours without power...I'm on the verge of insanity and I can feel it...no tv...no radio...no video games! I'm going mad...Oh wait...we're already there..."
A long pause.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH-"
Ravenwood, PA 1AM
"And now back to finger puppet theater's presentation of 'Silence of the Lambs'."
((Calm Deep Voice))"Hello Clarice."
((High Pitched Voice))"Oh God he's making a Woman suit!"
((Angry Voice))"It rubs the *bleep*ing lotion on the skin!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Oh yay Clarice Starling is amazing! Woo! Where's Hannibal? Dun dun duuunnn....God I need a life..."
Ravenwood, PA 2AM
Snoring.
Ravenwood, PA 3AM
"Can't sleep...must....promo....must....not...go....Crazy....again.....ahh, screw it."
Lots of maniacal laughter and crashing.
"Who needs electronics? I have SPOONS!! The Spoons shall provide all! Entertainment, food, clothing, and more Spoons!"
More laughter and crashing.
Ravenwood, PA 4AM
"And that is why Quantum Singularities are still only a theory. Next topic is the Science of Wrestling, or How I Intend to Beat My Opponent this Week, by Barnabus J. Freakke. Chapter 1, the Smiledriver...The End."
Ravenwood, PA 5AM
"SSSSSPPPPPPOOOOONNNNNNSSSS!!!!"
Ravenwood, PA 6AM
"I'm so tired...power is still out...out of crazy...out of energy...out of spoons..."
As that is said, there is a dull buzz and a silence.
"Yay...electricity is back...ooh...idea..."
A moment later, the camera turned on and the sound jumped. A very dishevelled Freakke was holding the camera as they raced outside and he set the camera up to witness the rising of the sun.
"I just got the greatest idea for the end of this promo. The sun and all its shiny glory is the perfect metaphor for new beginnings right? Well lets roll it while its still fresh in my mind."
He stepped out in front of the camera as the sun came up and it obscured him for a moment. There was a silence. For almost a minute nothing. Then the camera zoomed in to see Freakke was passed out. Sitting on a chair he had set out. The camera turned to the sun and faded out.
-------------------------------------------------
Editor's Office, nCw HQ
"Well, that was odd...even for me. Ya know, I love crazy and all but thats a little out there. I barely even touched on how great this match is gonna be. Howabout I just recut it and send it in tomorrow. I don't even know what I was thinking. Trash this one and give me an hour or two."
"Can't."
"Why not?"
"Already posted it?"
"Ohh...son of a b-"