Post by Mike Honcho on Sept 18, 2010 6:42:44 GMT -6
We see the one know as Mike Honcho sitting at a table with a pen in his hand. He starts to speak what he is writing on a piece of paper, hand scribbling away furiously.
Dear Dad. I don't know if you will be getting this, but I have to try and get you to come save your brother, Rob, from that crazy Manic fella. If you've been watching, he has done some terrible things. He tried to hurt me but he forgot that I had that Wolverine procedure done to where I have aluminum graphed on my bones. So I'm ok. I fear that Rob won't be so lucky. He doesn't have the years of drinking or the money to have a metal graphed to his bones. Did I tell you about the new woman I've met? Her name is Debra but insists that she calls me "Eugene". Not sure why. It's very awkward when I'm laying the lumber and she calls out "Honcho" and then when we're out eating corn dogs she calls me by that odd name. It's kind of the opposite that you'd think.
I'm getting another shot at a championship. Even though I already have one. It's for the Honor Title. I'm facing some dude named Gabriel Karras. I've never heard of this jag off but he could be a cool dude. I don't know much, if anything about him. He's a champ so he must be alright. But then again, Ace was champ. The Honcho shakes his head. That Ace hole cost me the title from Steve Awesome. I like Steve. He's a cool dude for a guy that not only kicked my dog, slept with my woman, and stole my championship. In fact when I'm done writing you, I may call him and see if he wants to hang out.
Burnsy is champ. He's my best friend. But if he hangs on to the title, I'm going to see if Fox will let us have an Iron Man Ladder match. Is that not the most bad asses match you've ever heard of? It's a ladder match and every time somebody gets the belt at the top, they stop the timer and put it back on to the thing and then they ring the bell. I think that would be epic. I've also been working on how somebody and do a double choke slam, where both people choke slam each other at the same time. Also, not sure how yet, but I'm trying to figure out how to do a double German suplex. That's were both people give each other a German suplex. Wouldn't that be a sight.
I miss you dad and I want you to beat the holy hell out of this Manic guy that is spoiling your good name. Come back.
Love
MJF Honcho
Looking down at the paper, Honcho gives a satisfying nod of his head. The Camera moves over his shoulder to show the piece of paper that simply says in giant letters "Dad! Help Rob!"
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Dear Dad. I don't know if you will be getting this, but I have to try and get you to come save your brother, Rob, from that crazy Manic fella. If you've been watching, he has done some terrible things. He tried to hurt me but he forgot that I had that Wolverine procedure done to where I have aluminum graphed on my bones. So I'm ok. I fear that Rob won't be so lucky. He doesn't have the years of drinking or the money to have a metal graphed to his bones. Did I tell you about the new woman I've met? Her name is Debra but insists that she calls me "Eugene". Not sure why. It's very awkward when I'm laying the lumber and she calls out "Honcho" and then when we're out eating corn dogs she calls me by that odd name. It's kind of the opposite that you'd think.
I'm getting another shot at a championship. Even though I already have one. It's for the Honor Title. I'm facing some dude named Gabriel Karras. I've never heard of this jag off but he could be a cool dude. I don't know much, if anything about him. He's a champ so he must be alright. But then again, Ace was champ. The Honcho shakes his head. That Ace hole cost me the title from Steve Awesome. I like Steve. He's a cool dude for a guy that not only kicked my dog, slept with my woman, and stole my championship. In fact when I'm done writing you, I may call him and see if he wants to hang out.
Burnsy is champ. He's my best friend. But if he hangs on to the title, I'm going to see if Fox will let us have an Iron Man Ladder match. Is that not the most bad asses match you've ever heard of? It's a ladder match and every time somebody gets the belt at the top, they stop the timer and put it back on to the thing and then they ring the bell. I think that would be epic. I've also been working on how somebody and do a double choke slam, where both people choke slam each other at the same time. Also, not sure how yet, but I'm trying to figure out how to do a double German suplex. That's were both people give each other a German suplex. Wouldn't that be a sight.
I miss you dad and I want you to beat the holy hell out of this Manic guy that is spoiling your good name. Come back.
Love
MJF Honcho
Looking down at the paper, Honcho gives a satisfying nod of his head. The Camera moves over his shoulder to show the piece of paper that simply says in giant letters "Dad! Help Rob!"
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